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by Nok1
9-19-05
...Cue the communist marching band theme song.
What the fuck? and for the record, MY little homeland island has nothing to do with that communist 'ish'.
Never said it did. You're the little Asian island that never lived up to its big brother China.
Psh, we're the little island that kicked China in the ass, and THEN ran away.
Yeah, Taiwan is like the little asian kid who isn't really asian.. they look asian but they dont act asian. The underachiever asian.

 

by Nok1
9-19-05
Know what? I had this lemon flavored ice cream today. It tasted like saliva. Sour saliva that is.
Wow. Yeah, uh, your mom tasted like that, pretty gross shit.
She appologizes,
Next time she will coat herself in a nice layer of bacon.

 

by Nok1
10-19-05
Too bad I have to get my cavities drilled on friday...
Meh, that's not too bad.
Sigh... "A Bugs Life" again...

 

by Nok1
10-19-05
You can come live in my dorm room with me :-)
Okay, we'll have to work out a plan though...
So like, if I'm with a girl, I'll leave a white sock on the doorhandle, if i'm with two girls, I'll leave a black one...
...and If you're with two girls, you leave a red one and leave a note telling me where the video camera is

 

by Nok1
10-19-05
Okay, so I was taking a code brown
Oh oh...
I had the song "we are the titans, the mighty mighty might titans" song stuck in my head right. Well how about this...
..."We are the titans, the mighty mighty might titans" everywhere we gooo everywhere we gooo people wanna know who jammed the toilets"...

 

by Nok1
10-19-05
I was nipping earlier. Yeah. Both.
Oh oh.. and I missed it?
Yeah.
Sad.
It's okay. I'll nip just for you.

 

by Nok1
11-27-05
Well.. Hopefully your next girlfriend will be more sexuallly.........nice?
Sigh, 7 more feet of writing to go.
God... you know you're screwed when you have to measure your writing in feet.
Freestyle for Eli's lil sis.
yo yo, i be seein them rainbows all around the usa, all the way from new york to san fransisco bay, but those in NYC are normal and stay, the ones in SFC represent them gays
You know how I know you're gay?

 

Freestyle for me
Huh? Don't you do that in water?
by Nok1, 12-25-05

 

by Nok1
12-25-05
Just start strechin' a bit before you sleep everynight
Man.. I piss a bit before I sleep everynight...
Whatever you do, don't ever try to stretch while you're pissing,
?
...bad things happen

 

by Nok1
12-25-05
Angie's the snowman
Thanks you're a lifesaver!
Yeah I bet you wanna put me in your mouth
Ha get it.. Lifesaver...
Omg You tard

 

by Nok1
12-25-05
Amy
So whats this I hear about you liking a bad boy?
I do NOT, I just commented on how I liked Ben's costume is all...
..and then he assumed that I liked "bad boys",
...because his costume is supposedly "bad boyish material"

 

by Nok1
12-25-05
Man it must suck to be a French gynocologist...
Haha, I know shit...
Everytime you'd like have a patient, it'd be like..
Being any gynocologist would suck...
Lets be honest, the majority of your patients would not be hot 20 year olds I guarantee you that.

 

by Nok1
12-25-05
See, half of me says "no. authorities are gonna find your body 64 miles south of Pullman, in a radish field"...
...the other half of me is like "DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!"

 

Monk
I just wanna try this making out with people for fun thing haha
by Nok1, 12-25-05

 

by Nok1
12-25-05
As requested by Ben
man u should see the nerve of azn girls these days, tryin to get all educated
Yea i know dawg, like hyun sun, workin so hard to go to some school, so she can end up with a good job, psh
uhh anywayz, only place azn girls be endin up is in my kitchen

 

by Nok1
4-06-06
Yeah dude
and he calls me sometimes
I'm like "dude get a fucking babysitter"

 

by Nok1
4-06-06
omg that was close
huh?
somehow got into this online super mario game, omg, i had to X it quick
or it be over, 2 hours right there

 

by Nok1
4-06-06
I'm released tomorrow, im gonna spend it masturbating, haha JK
haha no you're not
hey man it wasnt on the list of shit not to do, unless u consider it time a-wastin...
Which i deff dont...

 

by Nok1
4-06-06
ok if i had maks cable...
...you'd download lots of porn
yes, but also quite a bit educational programs ******************* HAHAHA
HAHAHA
who am i jkin

 

by Nok1
4-06-06
KEVIN
PWN HIM
NOWWWW

 

by Nok1
4-06-06
do do do do i like it when u call me big papa
do do do do

 

Thank you.
you are like a chia pet dude
by Nok1, 4-06-06

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