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by Ogyaf
4-14-04
IceDaKlown and Scooter4 are in the middle of a heated argument.
Yes!
No!
This very well may be the most important discussion they'll ever have.
Yes way!
No way!
Diet Coke WOULD win a fight against Fred Durst's red Yankees cap!
Not in this lifetime, buddy!

 

by Ogyaf
4-19-04
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is the dirtiest player in the game...
"Triple H" Hunter Hearst Helmsley is The Game...
It kind of makes you wonder; doesn't it?

 

by Ogyaf
4-22-04
President Green, are you sure that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
My bum is on Saddam... My bum is on Saddam!
President Green! We need you to be serious here!
All further questions will be handled by my Vice President...
Mr. Vice President, any comments?

 

by Ogyaf
4-23-04
The Doctor will be in momentarily.
Okay, thanks.
Alright, I'll be your doctor today.
Colby, I never realized you were a doctor.
I'm going to need you to take all your clothes off, bend over, and cough.
God damn it!

 

by Ogyaf
4-23-04
Do you plan on accomplishing anything as a writer?
Well, Ern, somebody once said "The pen is mightier than the sword."
XD, "pen is"

 

by Ogyaf
4-25-04
Yes, Sickness does have legs.
Hey, Ogyaf. Let's go on a road trip!
Sounds good, Ern. Is Sickness coming along with us?
No, Ogyaf's trashcan didn't move
ROOFLE, "cumming"
closer to Ern in this panel. >_>
ROOFLE, "Sickness"

 

by Ogyaf
4-28-04
Okay, class. I will be your substitute teacher today.
It's time for roll call... Mike Rochtikles?
Roofle, "My crotch tickles" Well, my day was made; class dismissed.

 

by Ogyaf
5-07-04
I HATE YOU!!!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
GO TO HELL!!!

 

by Ogyaf
5-07-04
Dude... You're yelling at a puppet...
Oh, yeah. Wha'da'ya know?

 

by Ogyaf
5-17-04
Excuse me, ma'am
Yes?
Do you have a single granddaughter?
No, I do not.
Are you doing anything Saturday night?

 

by Ogyaf
5-23-04
Ogyaf, what'cha doin'?
Just reminiscing on my weekend.
Oh yeah? Anything interesting happen?
Well, let me tell you...
Oggy: I was walking through the city...

 

by Ogyaf
5-23-04
Oggy: When I ran into one of those religious fanatics
Sir, may I have a moment of your time? It could cost you your soul!
My soles? Why not just take the entire shoe?
No, that's not what I mean.
Then why didn't you say what you meant?!
But... I... Oh, just come with me.

 

by Ogyaf
5-23-04
Oggy: So he took me to a church...
Did you know Jesus died for your sins?
Oh, yeah. How?
He was nailed from a cross. He was a martyr for you. Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
I think so...
So, you know what to do then?

 

by Ogyaf
5-23-04
Yes, sir!
Excellent.
Oggy: Man, was I wrong!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
I'm nailing myself for someone else's sins...
Just forget I ever said anything, okay.

 

by Ogyaf
5-23-04
Huh? Okay.
We don't need anybody like that in Heaven.
Wow, that's an interesting story.
Even I'm not that stupid... And you all know how stupid I am.
I saw that! I make these comics, you know!

 

by Ogyaf
6-04-04
What's your favorite song? Mine is War Pigs.
War Pigs?
In Ogyaf's Mind
War!
What is it good for?
You're a dumbass...
Absolutely Nothing!

 

by Ogyaf
6-11-04
Mr. President, what's your opinion on John Kerry?
My bum is on Kerry! My bum is on Kerry!
How the hell did you get elected in the first place?
MTV was behind me. Every 18 year old in the country voted for me.
But aren't you Canadian?
Hey, whoever said Ogyaf's comics had to make sense? My Vice President is a squirrel!

 

by Ogyaf
6-11-04
Going camping was a great idea. Nothing could go wrong out here.
Ogyaf, fancy running into you all the way out here!
Oh no! Please, God, no!
It's going to get cold tonight, we better strip naked and stay huddled together to preserve bodyheat.
Why me, God?

 

by Ogyaf
6-13-04
Yo, Oggy. You're not doing anything with your life, man.
What do you mean by that, bro?
You live in a trashcan! You got to be more like me and do things!
Oh yeah? What are you currently doing with your life?
Well, it's Sunday night... So, I'll probably go out drinking.
And what about the rest of the week?

 

by Ogyaf
6-13-04
Monday through Friday: Going out drinking. And then the weekend...
No, please. I get the point.
So, you see what I mean, man?
No, not really. It looks to me like you'll be joining me in a trashcan soon.
Well, that would leave more time from drinking!
Wait... Was there even a punchline to these two comics?

 

by Ogyaf
6-23-04
Got any last words before I shoot you?
How do they get the little pieces of fruit inside of the Jell-O anyway?

 

by Ogyaf
7-11-04
Oggy, what are you doing outside of a barn?
You know, VeiNZ, that's a good question...
Well?
"Well" what?
Well, what are you doing outside of a barn?
Somebody said they hope I "buy the farm." So I took their advice.

 

by Ogyaf
8-04-04
I can't believe you're moving to go to a wrestling school. Damn, bro, am I going to miss you!
Thanks, man.
You're wel-- Wait, you are Sickness, right?
No, I'm Ogyaf.
Oh, fuck you then.

 

by Ogyaf
12-22-04
Hey, Oggy. I hear you might make a possible return to making comics.
Where did you hear that, Ern?
Habo told me...
I suppose I should go pay him a visit...
.......... Well?
Don't rush me.

 

by Ogyaf
12-22-04
Hey, Scooter. Why did you tell Ern I was going to make a new comic?
I got a better question: Why did Ern call me "Habo" in the last strip?
Huh?
Check it out yourself...
~Flashback to the last strip~
Habo told me...
I suppose I should go pay him a visit...

 

by Ogyaf
12-22-04
See?
Well I'll be...
Yeah.
Anyway, why did you tell him I am making a new comic?
Mostly because I wanted you to make one.

 

by Ogyaf
12-22-04
Fine, here goes...
Woohoo!
So what's the deal with Ovaltine?
So? What'd you think?
What a ripoff!

 

by Ogyaf
12-22-04
What do you mean?
Swervedriver telling an old Seinfeld joke? What kind of comic is that?
I never said Swervedriver was a good stand-up comic...
I didn't mean THAT kind of comic! I meant comic strip!
Well, beggers can't be choosers. If you need me, I'll be in my trashcan.
D'oh!

 

by Ogyaf
3-22-05
Oggy likes to stay alive...
You damn skippy, hippy!
...Dorian likes to set Oggy on fire.
Burn, baby, burn!

 

by Ogyaf
3-31-05
Ogyaf likes to drink water...
Mmm... Refreshing!
...Dorian likes to drink Clorox® Bleach
I am the Angel of Death. Come with me to your eternal resting-place
Oh, man! Not again!

 

by Ogyaf
6-09-05
Oggy likes to eat cake on his birthday...
Mmm... Cake.
...Dorian likes to eat sock puppets on his birthday. (Happy Birthday, Dorian)
Mmm... Laundry.

 

by Ogyaf
8-19-05
Something's different about you, Ern. Did you get a new haircut?
Oh, I know! You're a goat in the desert now! Duh...

 

by Ogyaf
8-19-05
Alright! I'm going to eat some tin cans!
Um, Ern...
Neigh!
Ern? Take a look in the mirror.
Damn!

 

by Ogyaf
8-19-05
LMAO! Goat's Balls!
.......... I don't get it.

 

by Ogyaf
8-20-05
Scooter, what the hell are you doing in my bathroom?
I'm hiding from Colby. He'll never look for me in here!
Colby: *giggle* Doesn't all this hiding make you have to "go"?
Goddamit!
Goddamit!

 

by Ogyaf
8-20-05
What's up, Oggy?
I got a massive headache.
Oh yeah?
It feels like somebody dropped me head first down an elevator shaft.
XD! "Massive!", "Head!", "Shaft!"
I set myself up for that one.

 

by Ogyaf
11-01-05
Sign: Do Not Distract The Driver While Bus Is In Motion.
Good idea, sign,
Sign: Do Not Distract The Driver While Bus Is In Motion.
Last stop! Everybody off!
Sign: Do Not Distract The Driver While Bus Is In Motion.
HEY BUSDRIVER!!! OVER HERE!!!

 

by Ogyaf
7-22-06
So, Oggy, now that you're back, I'm sure we can expect a lot of new exciting adventures, right?
Oh, yeah!
..........
..........

 

by Ogyaf
7-22-06
..........
I dunno. Is the moon "a new exciting adventure?"
No.
Damn.

 

by Ogyaf
7-22-06
I gotta be honest with you, Ern. I think my adventurous days are over.
No!
I'm just going to sit back and relax in my trash can.
C'mon, man! You can't!

 

by Ogyaf
7-22-06
You have to have more adventures!
No. There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind now, Ern.
Puhweez...
Now, now; no need to get pushy.
LMAO! "Pussy" with a lisp!

 

by Ogyaf
7-24-06
Oggy likes to pay matinee prices to see movies...
Now where should I sit?
...Dorian likes to beat up nuns outside of the movie theater
Come here, you bitch!

 

by Ogyaf
7-24-06
So... You're saying you're my number one fan?
Of course!
Do you have a favorite episode?
Episode of what?
Star Trek... T.J. Hooker... Boston Legal... You DO know I'm William Shatner, right?
What? I thought you were former Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin!

 

by Ogyaf
8-02-06
Note: Do to the fact that the characters of Ogyaf and Sickness are both represented by Exploding Dog, the part of Sickness will be portrayed as a chicken in this comic.
Vince McMahon <3's You!

 

by Ogyaf
8-20-06
My son, have you found Jesus?
Well...
"Well" what?
Father, I must admit I have not found Jesus.
God Damn It! This is the hardest game of Hide And Seek I've ever played!

 

by Ogyaf
1-18-07
This is Sly Dogg (Get it? Dog.) He's Tasmanian -- as if that matters.
Swervedriver tells everybody that Sly Dogg is bald.
Swervedriver also says that Sly Dogg smells his brother's feet when he's asleep. I believe Swervedriver.

 

by Ogyaf
1-18-07
Swervedriver: I called you all here today for an important NATION meeting!
BMJ: What's going on? (I'm not gay!)
Ogyaf: Important, huh? This better be good!
MSG: Yeah, what's up? (Yes, you are BMGay...)
poops.

 

by Ogyaf
1-18-07
Sly Dogg: *comes in late*

 

by Ogyaf
1-18-07
Ogyaf, how did you get to be a NATION affiliate?
I was a member of Driller back in the day, and talked to Swerve on MSN all the time.
SETUP DISK, how did you get to be a NATION affiliate?
I'm cool beyond all belief.
Swervedriver, how do I get to be a NATION affiliate?
The world may never know...

 

by Ogyaf
1-19-07
This is BMJ's cat, Mickey. I realize that he is the wrong color, but there are only two cats to chose from on StripCreator.
Meow.
This is Ogyaf. He is the star of this comic series, so you should already have known who this was... Dumb ass.
Shpadoinkle.
Ogyaf likes to fight with BMJ's cat.
I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?!
Not verbally fight, you fucktard.

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