All comics by Okay

Profile

 

by Okay
11-17-04
By dad.
Sut your pie hole, I need yall to look after Martial sonny boy wayne.
Son? Son? I aint nobodys son; dad.
Buy a chessnut tree son.
No? I always look after that poo meister.
Well by then remeber to cook Martial his daily TOFU burger.

 

by Okay
11-18-04
Hello do yall know where martial is? He invited e over for a wheat burger.
Ahhh! go die boston bob go chew on my new walnut bush.
I thought it was a chesnut tree.
Same thing, you vertically challenged piece of jack-alope dung you look like a deranged cowboy with those white specks on her head.And how did you know it was a chesnut tree?
The che nut tree was a unique breed of tree covered with lolly pop fuzz.
Well I collect chesnut trees silly.
Olmanac?

 

by Okay
11-19-04
Boston bob just came here and wanted to share some noodles with brocali!
Where is he? I feel like magnum talking to you about my role-moddel!
Well smelly pants! eat that monkey breath.
Sausage or muffin you choose?
You smell like salmon so eat coof.
Puddin is my kind of gang actually I prefere sewage.

 

by Okay
11-21-04
Keith! What are you doing in tabitha's bedroom?
Chop-sticks?
Answer me you son of a yellow-bellied one eyed prarie dog you!
PIXAR?
Thats better you happy little boy you. Let me sing you a son called nar-whale nonsence.
My hair is made of bread!

 

by Okay
11-23-04
Joe can't living in the same city with boston bob so he moves to conneticut where we leve off now.
This is great I feel so upside-down and all soupy inside.
Oh boy this is it, conneticut where the air smaells like cheetos and the flowere are in bloom.
Dude can I barrow some ketchup?
I feel so hap...Who are you?
Well hi to you, Im Conneticut Keith and I like carob. Would you liketo travel around and see my good fart for nothing brother Boston Bob or do you want to invent a salsa? Oy!

 

by Okay
11-23-04
Jee willickers you've got to be shiverring my timbers! Get the sam hill away Conneticut Keith!!
Shuttle?
Joe desperetly runs to the airplane as conneticut Keith wonders how the rabbit has a tail.
Roses are red and violets are purple and so is maple surple!
Will Joe ever be safe?Or is he to late?Oh no the plane seems to have been shot by Conneticut Keith's rocket launcher.Pilot: "we are crashing somewhere in chicago every body fasten your seat belts!"
Dag Gum this don plane just sprung a leek!
Sizzle!Spark!

 

by Okay
11-23-04
Well then howdy there beautiful day for being gay as I always say.
Hi! *Grunt* I'm Francis my friends call me Fran.
Ahhhhhhhhh!You have friends my blue buttox You are GAY!
Well thank you!*Grunt*
Ahhh! Help me There is a fruit-cake after me help plese!
Oh you mean Francis. Dawww! She's just enthusiastic.

 

by Okay
11-23-04
2 hours after the plane crashed.
Whew! at least im safe from boston bob and his deranged brother!
...
I see your talking about my cousins. Well tut tut tut where are my manners, I'm Chicago Clancy, whats yours?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I wish I had a bowl of soup for every time somebody said that *chuckle*

 

by Okay
11-26-04
Tacky, choppy,glichy, and it has othor kinds of fruit in the sequal! It owns!!!
Sweet!Its like being charged by a rino! Lets go play!!!!!!
We cant my little brother Martial spilled a simply soy cup noodle on the keyboard.
Awwwww!! Rump!
I know talk about corn bread on christmas eve its like being eaten like a gummed rino.
Thanks for the ketchup.

 

by Okay
11-28-04

 

by Okay
11-28-04
What now. Huh! Huh!
I want my organic teddy grams, tofu tea, and simply soy carob nut clusters now!
Well fine then astrobloch!
Astrobloch ay I say siphodilla to that and all other blood sucking manatees.
We are out of teddy grams poop-stain!
Alright gonner all have the double chili cranberry delux!

 

by Okay
12-06-04
Can I help you mam?
*Grunt* Why yes Percy I believe you can. Will assist me to eat my raisin bran? *Grunt*
No! Go away you krusty fig newton! Or I willthrow the book at you!
So-So your saying that lemons are kind of like a grapefruit but grapefruits are more like oranges. Well I must say you got me more confusterbeed then a bowl of maple candies?
*Bang*
Oh don't worry about me I'm thick skinned.Im as innocent as an egg. *Grunt* Not to mention I smell like a train factory!

 

by Okay
12-07-04
I hate fig newtons dont you!
*Giggle* YES! I like them more than apple wheaties! Or at least more than you like Gertrude *Giggle*
You know what Martial at least I dont wipe my ass with sand paper!
Ho did you know about that bagel fart!
S.A.R.S?
Why yes I believe I shall.

 

by Okay
12-08-04
Umph?
What do you want! Its one in the morning!!! *Yawn*
I want, a drink.
I'll be right back bluster blang, or should I say nonsense narly! *HAAAAAHR*
What is this I pacifically requested a barley brew! *Grunt*
All is well I only made a cherry rumple fig for your munching pleasure.

 

by Okay
12-30-04
I would like to sing a scrumptious tale. *Ahem* Theres a word and the word is poo and its right for you,you need shampoooooooooo oh yes you do.
Theres a word a word and the word is pee and its right for me.
lumber?

 

by Okay
12-30-04
What in the jumping jaharmens brings you to this part of the house Martial?
I wanna Wickers!
Dont you mean Snickers Martial?
Nooo, thats not what I said, I said Wickers, you know instead of peanut butter in the middle it has walnut butter, and instead of chocolate it has rice dreamy carob.
Ahhhh! Furgoson! Go take a shower I hate Wickers. Here use my soap.
Thats stuff looks non organic. I want oatmeal soap.

 

by Okay
12-31-04
I *chuckle* I oooooh *giggle* *cough* I dare you to go in there! I will be right behind you.
Okay principals office here I come!
Teh its all yellow like a bag of moldy crushed up grapefruit.
Dude yuck. Im getting out of this place.
Out of the grimy office of doom.
I am sick and tired of being in nasty places lets play lost in space.
Ohhh no look its a fossilized brazil nut, run for your life

 

by Okay
1-04-05
Bumble Brub?
Get away dad!
Common son you can talk to Mr.Rubby Gubble.
Quiet I am pplaying the pair maching game.
Thats game is poo! You should play jump start 2nd grade!
...I think I am sitting in a cake, and worst of all it's not cake!

 

by Okay
1-04-05
WHAT'S THIS PUPPET DOING IN MY ROOM!?
spaceship?
Why am I in a spaceship?

 

by Okay
1-25-05
Hi Francis what's the diif Huh?
Like my cologne? *Grunt*
Teh ha! I thought those were homosexual faramones!
Is that why you came over here? *Grunt*
Wait I thought cologne was for guys! Ar4ent you a girl? Dude you are a girl!
*Grunt* Thats news to me.

 

by Okay
1-25-05
What do you want Martial?
I want a new diper and some Egyptian Tea Bags!
Why do you need a new diper Martial?
Well It's so water-logged I can barely hold on to it.
Dude sick I'm leaving!
Get me some luke-warm milk while your at it!

 

by Okay
1-25-05
I'm glum!
Why so glum chum!
Well I got this letter from N.A.S.A. saying if I dont pay them one-million dollars and one cent by tomorrow I lose my job.
Ah dont be sad I will see if I can help.
Thanks Ludwig.
One dollar, two dollar, Ahh here we go one-million.

 

by Okay
1-25-05
Ahh thanks Ludwig now I can pay off N.A.S.A.
Yup.. wait I forgot the one penny! Doh How could I be so stupid.
Ya really foo-ton!
Oh man I better sell my car for some that one-cent!
Yah you better! Some help you are!

 

by Okay
1-25-05
I need a penny! Or I am doomed to selling tea bads on the moon for life!
Hey teacher!
Hey Joey what can I do ya for?
I need a penny! I one short of a 32oz beer!
Oh sure go grab the penny sitting on my desk.
*Hic* Thanks Teach!

 

by Okay
1-25-05
Well did you sell your car?
Yes! But I only got 24,000 dollars! Not even close to what were looking for.
I shucks! They gave me the letter and said if I dont pay up in five minuites they'll stick me on the moon!
Well I Tried but it just did not help. *Sob* Goodbye!
Who are you?
Im Gertrude McFuzzworth and I am here to take away for not paying your 24 hour playdo fine.

 

by Okay
1-25-05
Hello sir would you like some scrumtious tea bags?
You dont eat tea bags foo you drink um!
I am so sorry sir I did not know!
Save it for the judge you, you, you, you dirty ape!
*Gasp* Well your ass is grass!
Go back to Iowa you dirty hum-bug and sell your "tea-bags there you imposter!

 

by Okay
1-26-05
Hey you! You look very suspicious! Whats your problem!
Im sorry officer if you dont back up I am going to call child abuse!
Sut down you twit!Im going to ask you some questions!
Okely dokely smokey!
Do ypu have a liscence for that notebook? What did you have for breakfast? What's your grade in art?
Good bye officer I like crayons.

 

by Okay
1-30-05
Okay Joe if yus donts gets that cow outs ofs mys ways Im gonna have to blow a cap on yus toe. capeesh?
Rights boss Im's gonna's goes kill dat suck ups and throw him in a hole then drip pepto bismals on him!
Okay cow starts talkin have you seen anythin suspectabibble around dis part of da barn?
Moo?
No, he didn't!
Moo! Moo? Moo; Moo% Moo$ Moo*****

 

by Okay
1-30-05
Hello officer! Ive been playin truent today! Aint that great?
Well yes. Whats your name?
He He! Oh a jolly old bloke you are! Im Jamima! What can I get for you officer!
Oh the regular tea cakes! You know all the boulder-dash of England!Im Edison!
Great I'll be on that tea and cakes right away! By the way would you like some of our Jolly old fast-food eggs that are yellow and look like hunks of cheese?
Why yes I dare say will after all this is jolly old Engeland! By the way Im some-what the greastest faggot to walk this side of the dairy farm!

 

by Okay
1-31-05
Oh dude yesterday was so awsome! My snowboard was cruisin through the powder! Like butter on toast!
Ya man! Did you see that sweet trick I did!
What sweet trick Dude?
The grab with no hands! Idiot!
What, it was sweet! Wasn't it?

 

by Okay
1-31-05
What so you wan... Ahhh sick!!! It smells like a train factory in here!
Well we all know who to blame for that! He He He! Don't we Tabith...
Shut up McNugget! What do you want?
Oh ya that, well I will take a hot boiling cup of barley brew with a ton of ice!
How about some corn bread.
He!

 

by Okay
1-31-05
Sorry it's kinda blunt
ehh!
Hold on!
Ohh! stop man!
I'll go sharpen it! I always forget before executing!
*Cough*

 

by Okay
2-03-05
Well I could not play truent so I will just sit here.
Are you pregnant?
Why no I dont beleive so! HE HE! Yes!
Oh he's gonna be a train conductor! When I am pregnant I shove sourkraut up my ass!
Get away Boston Bob!
What seriously! You have no upper jaw! By the way Ice cuubes thaw really fast if you put them in a fernace!

 

by Okay
3-17-05
Son, I have to tell you something...
Oh okay Gosh! What?
You are Tom Sawer.
Is this your idea of a sick joke?!
Im so sorry!
No your not! You have ruined my career! I am Tom frickin Sawer! Leave me alone you person! I no longer know you!

 

by Okay
4-11-05
Okay thats it you and me! Right now like butter on toast, or ham and cheese.
Hey Im gonna tell you a little secret they don't tell you on the discovery channel.
What?
German money was made out of solitified butter and rice cakes. And when it's cold out they surround it with gorilla musk.
That is awsome man!
Ya but his guy went all yum diddley on me so I had to live in a celery patch in the middle of wisconsin.

 

by Okay
4-11-05
The radidh wasn't very queer in fact it was deer
Is this the right adress?
Welcome to misfit land.
until I heard a whisper in my ear it said be not afraid for the Billy Goat is here
Dude do not rub it in that iam Tom Sawer.
actually you are really Tom Thumb!
Is it april fools day already?
Waldo Yal please come back!

 

by Okay
4-14-05
Easter man it is my holiday!
The name is Guffrey van Torso Burg
Well Hi there ya yu scruffled nerf herder I ought to sell you to a Trojan Billy Goat!
I already work "sniff" in a barn factory! What you wan't from me toxic spittle or arab patties and treemore lumber francise.
All three of um sonny corn! In fact it is a holiday and you and the captain of the SS Diarrhea will be my sexual slave for eternity!
How about a midnight cruise over the saucy sausage sea!?

 

by Okay
4-14-05
To be or not to be! When I wake up I will never be a sock again. In fact I can't even bear the thought of not being a sock!
MMMMMMMM
Oh wo is me for I have not smelled the nasty pheramones of feet in decades!
I feel yo pain!
Well shucks golly gee whats happened to me? Now I am a puppet! Why I remember when I was just a stocking and look at me now! I am a puppet painted to imitate a cow! Oh wo is me!
100 & 60% man!

 

by Okay
4-14-05
purrr
Stick close Elton we got company.
purrum purrum
Fax my liver and call me tofu you are right! That water is cyanide.
purrrtwain purrrtwoooo! Paroodaly-doo
Why thank you Elton I love you to I honestly do!

 

by Okay
4-14-05
You got any % Trade personell?
Why No! But I will tell you what I do have!
What?
Bambi special adition! Right out of the box!
Really?
No! But i'll tell ya what I do have! Socks! loady of um!

 

by Okay
4-14-05
I am terribly sorry about the death of your dog.
Oh that is fine! I killed him in my car to! Dumb thing tried to escape me so it clibed up a tree.
Then you got out of your car and killed the dog?
Oh no! I was still in the car.
Her car has 4 whell drive see.
Um?
Can I have a sandwich with one of those toothpicks?

 

by Okay
4-25-05
Sasquatch?
No
But...
NO
suciles of joy and carbinated won tons!
No you Fig Newton! I refuse to be your sexual slave!

 

g
by Okay
4-30-05
And the big brown bear came lolloping over the mountain.
Wow what a charming father and son tale. I wonder how it ends?
well since the son is a platypus and the father is a bear they cannot inhabit the world and make many platy-bears!
what
yup

 

by Okay
5-02-05
Well hi there i am using the pink kink in my think and it is saying...Well I think you and myself got off on the wrong foot. You gather?
Te he! I am not really Mr.Omlet as I let on to be!
Is this your idea of a sick joke?
Nope. The name Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor Lillywocket!
You got some sort of stutter bug in your throat? Well that is swell! I have developed a stutter my self, elf! HA HArt HUn! Hoag Tile!
Man we are so alike I was just putting my nogginn to work on that myself! What coincidence! Salutations fellow faggot! I hope we meet again!

 

by Okay
5-04-05
Man this sucks we got to find some mabbits and watch them reproduce through their noses! That is great fun!
*Grunt* I like to pick clover! But It is all gone!*Sniff*
Heavy breathing accumulates around Francis making a green forcefield!
Ugh! what is that overly atrocious fume your emitting from your nostrils! BY the Way They need a TRIM!!!!
Sorry Pa we got a repopulate the world! And then *Grunt* We will go back to pluto and have some of moms home made apple sass!
Pow! he shoots her and the bullet barely penetrates her elephant thick skin. He fires 17 more rounds into her gut but they all fail and bounce to the ground and one horrifying Grunt escapes her lips!
Vomit! What is wrong with you? I will never repopulate nothing with you on my hidde!
*Grunt* BUt Pa.. Wait dont do that please No NO! PAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

by Okay
5-04-05
Ugh! How in the hill finger did you get off the ceiling where I taped you yesterday?
I want some Heratage O's!
Ugh! What the heck is wrong with you? You stay right here and go back to the cailing where you belong and while your at it make it a triple and go on the roof!! While I get A seringe.
What do you need a seringe for?
(Read after last panel) Tabitha stares in disgust at the heep of ronch in front of him and runs for the seringe!
Shut up ya hunk of worm ridden filth! THe only way your getin heatage O's is if a suck up the rock hard things acid with a seringe and inject it into your blood stream!
But then I will be like a heretage O! I don't wanna be hard and crispy I just wanna be me you know?!

 

by Okay
5-13-05
So do you like cabbage patches?
This guy is really pissing me off
hugh hugh
hey how'd you do that?
Rich guy walks off
and walla, back to normal
this day was very depressing

 

by Okay
5-13-05
so a what would you like with that?
i'll have three #3 's 5#5's and ah... OH YAH 99 #99's
Okay the total will be $6
SHUT UP!!!
(to the tune of jaws)Dunna, Dunna Dunna nunna nunna
uh stop it
i want my money back

 

by Okay
5-23-05
Well now that you have escaped my scummy old pirate vessel; lets go discuss our maturity on this guys door step.
Good idea ya slap happy
Boston Bob hollars to Trevor...
Hey get yous cotton picking arse back down here; those clouds are filthy!
Wow! Dr.Arnoldson was right, every cloud does have a silver lining!
Well I am so glad to see you back here with faggy ol me! Now we can light off these flamable cocktail bombs on this guys door step.
Yay! I call the one with the bio-hazardous sign on it!

 

*
by Okay
5-23-05
sobby!
And now for some thing!
Yip!
Oh no My HUD options are frazzled!
YUg!
Trevor Lilywocket is #1

Showing page 2.

« Previous Next »