All comics by Orana

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by Orana
1-08-09
You know, I recently noticed that comedians use the " I just got married" or the " me an my wife just had a kid" announcements for jokes.
For some reason they think that the audience really gives a shit. Well they don't and there are other ways to lead into jokes. For example...
I just ate a baby.

 

by Orana
1-08-09
You know somthing that pisses me off?
People say the internet was made for porn. It's not.
It's for preying on small children

 

by Orana
1-08-09
You know the internet is the greatest thing. You can find anything on it.
I actually found some lame comic making website. called stripcreator or something. Hehehe
We Apologize. Orana no longer exists in this world.

 

by Orana
1-08-09
GREETINGS. IT IS I ORANA. I AM HERE TO DELIVER HUMOROUS JOKES OF LIFE SITUATIONS.
HOW MANY THARAPISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
ONE BUT IT TAKES FIVE SESSIONS. HA HA HA HA

 

by Orana
1-08-09
WHY DID THE HEN CROSS THE ROAD?
To have wild sex with a large Cock.
RESPONSE DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!
Neither will THIS!!!
*ACK* CENSORS DETECT SMURF SEAMEN

 

by Orana
1-09-09
I bet your wondering what happened to my clothes. I was raped in an alternate dimension.
Also you might be wondering why some of my comics are fucked up. I do some on my PSP.
I slept with your mom.

 

by Orana
1-09-09
I was looking through comics on Stripcreator the a while ago. a guy called 1dog2 was talking about Sponsors.
I once imagined i knew a guy whos sponsor was a 12 pack.
He died of cancer.

 

by Orana
1-12-09
Boss!
WHAT!?
It turns out, the lug DID pay!
Go get him!
At least I get to die with my clothes on!

 

by Orana
1-12-09
Johnny, get ur ass upstairs
what? it was just a joke!
Joke? Telling ur little brother u'll set his pubes on fire isnt funny!

 

by Orana
1-14-09
It was actually really good!

 

by Orana
1-14-09
What happened?
I tried to explain to him the "rotor turbine" comic joke.
What happened then?
His head imploded

 

by Orana
1-14-09
Heheheheheh
Ungggg!
Does it hurt?
Yes
The old "nail the hand to the penis" prank!

 

by Orana
1-14-09
Hey.
I ate all of the food.
And your wife.
Can I nail your dick to the floor.

 

Arrrrrggg! my eyes!
by Orana, 1-16-09

 

Heheheh
You used blood for finger painting?!
by Orana, 1-16-09

 

Eh, wassup, Fuckhead?
Ohhhhhhhh!
by Orana, 1-16-09

 

by Orana
1-16-09
I.... I did it.
Good. Now you can be king!
You don't take me seriously, do you?
No.

 

by Orana
1-16-09
Sir?
...We regret to inform you that you were not accepted.
Sir, is this your cat?
I am going to end my life.
LOOK, JUST TAKE THE FUCKING CAT!!!

 

by Orana
1-16-09
Give me your wallet!
Why doesn't anyone take me seriously?
Dude, your trying to rob a cop.

 

by Orana
1-16-09
Electronic Chess
Checkmate, Bitch!
I win FUCKER!

 

by Orana
1-16-09
Welcome to Orana's World
...
...
This Isn't coffee!

 

by Orana
1-16-09
Check my email.
Welcome!
You have Herpes!
Damn!
If only she knew...

 

by Orana
1-16-09
Then He was all like "get up outta my grill"
An i said "i'll bus' yo' grill"
An he was all like 'I pity the foo' "

 

by Orana
1-17-09
I have travled through time and far across the land fighting odd creatures in long drawn out dungeons.
I have collected weapons along the way like the Mast- .........Zelda?
uh.........Zelda?

 

by Orana
1-18-09
Vrrrrmmm
A word to all of you who plan a murder.....
Beep Beep! Vrrrmmm
Make sure your getaway driver.........
screeeeech! Psshhhhh.
isn't your mentally retarded nephew.

 

by Orana
1-20-09
Hey... you know we've been stuck in this place for a while...
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.............
What do ya wanna do?
.............nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.
Anal penetration?
Nigger?

 
by Orana, 1-20-09

 

by Orana
1-23-09
I told you there would be some serious repercussions if you urinated in that holy water.
Heheheh. It was fucking hilarious
So what now?
We get tanked!

 

by Orana
1-23-09
*groan*
???
Ahhhhhh...
The Force is strong with this one!

 

by Orana
1-23-09
"HIT 'EM!!"
Got it!
TYUDTYJKKKYUIYU uyuytyrtyr466 ygftyfhdfrtytyhfgyh tyrtyyyytyrtyrty ytyrtytyrtytryt ytudr55665yr65tytj
got ya Bush!!!
Oh no! You've discovered my true identity

 

by Orana
1-26-09
Is that letter for me?
That depends.
On what?
Are you a "Mr. Rodgers"?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Back off fucking creep!

 

THEY ARE SKEET POWERED!
by Orana, 1-26-09

 

by Orana
1-27-09
This game is so fucking awsome!
Ahhhhhhh!
WHAAAAAYAAAAA!
Hit the orange and blue quick! Damn I missed them!
HIGH SCORE!!!
Ah this game is overrated anyway!

 

by Orana
1-30-09
Hello i'm Professor Tubschidt.
And im Professor Dumschidt. We shall prove that Homosexuals dont exist.
Technically Homo means "Same". And sexual means you have a job with good tips.
It is widely known that no two people are the same.
Therefore how can somebody be attracted to those of the same when the same does not exist.
And thus we must conclude gays dont exist. we'd also like to inform you Orana was high on Family Guy and Futurama and Placenta Juice.

 

by Orana
2-03-09
You can't see me
ahahahahahahah!
Fuck you

 

by Orana
2-03-09
Rarrrrrrarrr!
Using this advanced photonic ray gun i shall make you into something useful!
Rrrrooootaarr turrrrbiiiiness!
What the-

 

by Orana
2-06-09
Hey there sweetheart!
What is tht behind you back?
Nothing!
Are you pirating again? I told you what I would do to you if I foud out you were pirating!
Pirate running away: You ain't erasing my dick bitch! Say hello to my Pre-paid ninja!
Hoi

 

by Orana
2-09-09
What are you doing?
Looking for clues
At the Whitehouse?
Should I be somewhere else?
The murder was in vegas.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

 

by Orana
2-11-09
Ahhhhhhh! Help!
Heheheheheheh!
Oh! Maybe I should help that woman!
Ma'am! Im her to help you!
Oh! uh... I'm fine.... I don't need help! *not from niggers anyway*

 

by Orana
2-26-09
Hey!
That bitch manager yelled at me for the last time.
What are you going to do about it?
IM going to hack off all of her limbs and then sodomize her to death with them!
And while you do that i'll hit that from behind!!!
You have some serious problems, my poorly-drawn friend.

 

by Orana
3-02-09
Hammer
Check
Nails
Check
Dead hooker
Check

 

by Orana
3-02-09
Just kill me already!

 

by Orana
3-03-09
TROUBLE KEEPING YOUR HEAD UP?
Smoke Me
TAKE VIAGRA!

 

by Orana
3-03-09
Hey dude.
Hey, what's up with all this green paper?
Oh that? That's just all of the money that George Bush wasted during his time in office.
Why is it all here?
That's what I'm trying to figure out!

 

by Orana
3-04-09
He doesn't see me!
He doesn't think I see him
BACONATE!!!!
You just made things worse for yourself!
Aww SHIT!!!

 

by Orana
3-04-09
Hey ma- OH MY GOD!!!
DIE DIE DIE!!!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!?
Killing this hooker! They are trash and deserve to be treated as such!
That's my mom!
Oh.....

 

by Orana
3-09-09
Test
icles

 

by Orana
3-09-09
OH! YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD TOO?
No, actually I-
Yeah, us bald guys gotta stick together!
But-
Cuz it's the emotional trauma that made me start heroine.
I AM NOT BALD BY CHOICE!!! I HAVE CANC- wait, your addicted to heroine?

 

by Orana
3-09-09
Hey there sexy pixalated lady.
Huh?
Ohhhhhhhhh! yeahhhhhhh!
Ewww! Get that sock off of your cock!
*blarrrg*!

 

by Orana
4-06-09
Sir! Could you nail my arms to this? The Jews nailed my feet but forgot my hands.
I'm not a certified carpenter, but I can try.
I'm going to take a carpentry class...
Y'know I think it hurts...

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