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by Parabola
9-18-06
Oh I don't know...
Hey man, what are you gonna dress up like for halloween?
I was gonna dress up like batman and get a cool batman costume with real latex!
What are you, five?

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Hey uh, im the reaper and I'm here to take your soul.
Um.. yeah okay I guess.
Can't it wait till tomorrow? I got a hot date tonight!
GOD GRIM, STOP BEING SUCH A PUSH OVER AND KILL HER

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
What are you meant to be? Robot Jesus?
Yes.
Good job.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
HEEEEEEEEEEE YAWWW
I'm Cowboy Joe and I'm here to show you how to lasso a cow! YEEEEE HAWWWWWW
I would, but there aint any cows, and I can't lasso.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Want to pat my kitten ;)
Literally or are you talking about your dick.
Literally of course ;)
Oh, okay then.
HAHAHA I WAS LYING I MEANT MY DICK

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING HERE
WHO SAID THAT?!
Hello Tyler, I would like to play a game. All your life you have been ridiculing people for their faces. Now, you have 30minutes to cut your feet off, or you will die from slow acting poison.
You haven't put anything on my feet and theres a door over there which is open.
Fuck.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
KEEP AWAY FROM MY COTTAGE CHEESE
.......
Can I jus...
NO!

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Hey, whatcha doing?
Nothin much, just chillin'
Ahhh!
IT'S HARVESTING TIME!!!!!!

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Hey, why are you kicking that door?
Because there's treasure on the otherside and if I kick the door down I get 200000 points to buy a new radar gun.
You're stupid
SHUT UP MONKEY

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Yeah, well I can do a kick flip to indy nailgrind on skis
And I can bench press 400000 pounds.
yeah, well I can do...
Yeah, and I can eat 40 hamburgers in one bite
.......

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Hello, might I ask you where africa is?
I ASKED YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
muhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nnnnnnnasnfnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
uhnnnnnnnggggggggggghhhh
eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm
ma
mer

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Might I ask you where...
.... the bra and panty section is...
What?

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Son, there is no swimming pool at this school.
What's your point?
I... don't know...

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Okay, the note says that the treasure is buried in that swirling vortex.
Bags not.
Bag- FUCK

 

JUST BECAUSE I'M A GNOME DON'T MEAN I CAN'T KICK YOUR ASS!
by Parabola, 9-18-06

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Heyyyy Jesus.
What?
Can you do me a favor?
No.
Oh.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
I'm just... a lonely bee, buzzing all around the... country.
Fuck ye wee shit get off yer loiterin bastard fek
But, I am just a wee bee
It don't matter ya wee dik now get lost before I use ma stick on yoo
:'( Why are you so cruel to a wee bee like me?
You fuckers stung me back at ma shack! YA WEE SHIT!

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Suzy: Ching Chong? Bo: Wing Wong?
CHING CHONG?
WING WONG?
Suzy: Wing Wong Play Ping Pong Bo: K
WING WONG PING PONG
TING TONG, WING WONG
Suzy: Difficult Bo: okay See ya
Tsumarania
Jamatane

 

I'm huntin' waaaabit.
by Parabola, 9-18-06

 

hahahah now you can't surf on me
Woah dude, the waves suck here.
by Parabola, 9-18-06

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
WOULD YOU LIKE TO APPLY FOR A JOB
Yes please.
OKAY
SYSTEM FAILURE

 

HOME?!
by Parabola, 9-18-06

 

Attempted Murder. Not suprised either.
FUCK YOU
I wonder where all the flowers went.
by Parabola, 9-18-06

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
I'm prescribing you with a dose of HAPPY
Awwww, I feel a migrain coming on... I need a paracetamol...
FUCK OFF

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Is this yours?
YES MY CAT OMG YOU SAVED HIM
I have to chop down the door now.
Why?
SHUT UP OR I KILL THE CAT
It's not even mine.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
!
I AM, PROFESSOR PORT
I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
GET DA FUCK AWAY FROM MA HOUZ

 

by Parabola
9-20-06
Hey zombie! You can't just go around eating people. You'll extinct the human race!
....
How could you be so cruel? You're just a selfish prick aren't you?
Wow, I never thought of it in that way before. I wont eat people ever again.

 

by Parabola
9-20-06
I, being a fly, are going to eat you.
Oh.

 

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
:'(
by Parabola, 9-20-06

 

by Parabola
9-20-06
So, hows life?
Oh the usual, living on this rock is very nice indeed.
Yeah, it looks quite good.
Yeah.
Britain sucks.

 

by Parabola
9-20-06
Oh my god little robot, the plane is about to crash!
BEEP
We must somehow escape from this plane!
BEEP BOOP

 

by Parabola
9-20-06
KIDS, I FOUND THE DINNER HYUCK HYUCK

 

by Parabola
9-20-06
Hey baby, you lookin' trendy
Finally, someone sees me for my true personality!
Oh yeah baby, I love that emo trend.
EMO?! I HATE EMO! I'M PUNK!!
Oh. I'm gonna delete you from my myspace friend list now.
PLEASE DON'T

 

Work kicks ass.
by Parabola, 9-20-06

 

by Parabola
9-20-06
HAHAH YOU HAVE A BIG HEAD
HAHAHAH YOUR NOSE IS LIKE, A FUNNY LOOKING U
How could you be so mean? I'm very sensitive about that :'(
You have no nose.

 

by Parabola
9-20-06
First day on the job?
yeha.
What's your job again?
Prostitute

 

WTF
by Parabola, 9-21-06

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