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by Pionir
2-12-03
Another day in paradise
Hello and welcome, you're on the express way to hell. Please enjoy the ride
But I didn't do anything wrong.
What about the family you just slaughtered before committing suicide?
Well, I only said "Hell will freeze over before you take me alive!"
Pass me my skates please, I'm off to work.
Damn

 

by Pionir
2-12-03
Your comics are getting worse, they're descending from l33t to lame, your latest is rip off o mungus
That's rich coming from you
Hey, what's wrong with my comics?
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=fragbait&ID=122774 is a blatent ripoff of http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=pionir&ID=122761 as shown by the higher ID
Fair point, well made
pld gg k thx bye

 

by Pionir
2-12-03
Black
Pot
Kettle
Spoon
There is no spoon
gg pld k thx bye

 

by Pionir
2-12-03
Teamkiller
Troll
Legacy boy
Pie boy
AWE64 WINS!
...
gg pld k thx bye

 

by Pionir
2-12-03
Spammer
Goth copier
Recycled cartoons
Crap cartoons
Steak and Kidney Pie WINS!
Big hair
...

 

by Pionir
2-12-03
Junk hoarder
Fat boy
Upgrade victim
Who ate all the pies?
Gadget Boy WINS!
...

 

by Pionir
2-12-03
!spliff
{Spleef} luckily i have some info from a book i just read on ancient/current tribal cultures
!spliff
{Spleef} if i had the assurance the source drive is not in any way affected, indeed i would have tried by trial and error
!spliff
{Spleef} i think its me who lacks knowledge here

 

by Pionir
2-13-03
Try making funnier cartoons, it's too easy to beat you.
All my material is laid out before me, I barely have to try.
hey, look over there!
mmmm Pie!

 

by Pionir
2-13-03
I'm going to get a TFT. It'll make me want to work again if I get a nice screen to look at.
OK, I've got a nice little project for you, but it's got a strict deadline, don't let me down
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
He's pretending to work, so I'll pretend to pay him

 

by Pionir
2-14-03
[21.24] !ip !ip !ip !ip !ip !ip !ip KissMyAxe*81.6.240.36 Taq*62.253.137.155 Fragbait*62.136.132.119 Cannop*80.3.254.153 KissMyAxe*81.6.240.36 Taq*62.253.137.155 Fragbait*62.136.132.119 ...etc
some people can be such tossers
[21:31] * Quits: Fragbait (IL2-ROX@modem-119.balrog.dialup.pol.co.uk) (Excess Flood)
*sulk*
who's throwing the toys out of the cot then? xD
Lala Lala

 

by Pionir
2-14-03
You say I'm a ripoff merchant yet all you do it rip off my quotebot for your comics
I take 'inspiration'
Nah, you're less original than a copy of CloneCD
Call it artistic licence
you've taken up 'the Arts' quite recently?
boom boom

 

by Pionir
2-14-03
Evening Mo, heard about your ADSL yet?
Yeah BT are being useless as ever
But you ordered it months ago
Apparently their records show they've already installed it, depsite five faxes from me saying otherwise
Doesn't sound good
Yeah, they've really faxed it up

 

by Pionir
2-15-03
Hey Frag, what's on your mind?
I hope BT raise the noise threshold for ADSL to 60db soon. It took me 8 hours to download 3DMark03.
it's going to take me 20 minutes
cunt

 

by Pionir
2-15-03
I call it Fragbaits "back to front" syndrome
I'm sure there must be a term for it
yeah they could the panels in the wrong order too
could it get worse?
I think they just get the positions of characters the wrong way round
there are some wierd comics today that just don't scan properly

 

by Pionir
2-16-03
Surely ISDN isn't that bad. You still manage to leech far more than the rest of us and you don't face the new 1Gb download limit
2hr disconnects that really piss me off
True, I don't get them with my cable modem which makes life alot easier
cu... *click*

 

by Pionir
2-16-03
2-0
Shut up
2-0
Shut up
2-0
Shut up

 

by Pionir
2-16-03
Hi there, seen a pair of skates around?
Sorry no, and I'm finding this sudden cold snap a little irritating. I wish BT would get ADSL going.
Seen my skates mate?
Nope, but I can do you a nice 'ski-the'
oh dear
I'll get my coat...

 

by Pionir
2-16-03
What I cant figure, is how working as hard as i can, generally holding good morals, always willing to help others...
high morals? But you actively want people in the UK to die?
...proving my 'worth' through the education system never failing an exam, can all lead to such a shit life. Oh, I had tons of motivation too, somehow it all got sucked out
but you earned 25k in 1997 (twice the national average then) and gave it up to play quake2 non-stop for a year
why do people always point out flaws in my arguments in irc

 

by Pionir
2-18-03
Should be a good game Southampton vs Wolves
I was talking to the other wolves fan at work pre-draw and he was like.. no arsenal or southampton thx! And I was like WHATEVER
Wait for the semi-final: Leeds vs Southampton/Wolves
Southampton going for the knock-out-all-clans-anyone-else-in-Quta-supports trick
er?
lol I just called football teams clans

 

by Pionir
2-18-03
There are some bargain DVD players around
£99 is alot for a budget player these days, but the <£70 ones are pure shite though
The scan didn't even do what they said it would
The dansai you got was little better
Hey the dansai rocks ;p
the way it broke was very impressive..

 

by Pionir
2-19-03
There's only three things for certain in this life: death, taxes ...
... and the wheeling out of a certain long running in-joke to brighten up our day
mmmm Pie!

 

by Pionir
2-22-03
the guy who invented that new Nissan Micra ad is a right funt
Not sure if it's worse that Ed Harris' "new" vectra advert
why is a car being 'spontaneous' a good thing?
cos it trumps "an interactive driving experience"?
if my car spontaneously steered sharply to the left on the a14 I'd be a tad annoyed
But would you 'speak micra'?

 

by Pionir
2-24-03
what is pasv mode anyway and how does it work?
pasv uses a single port
I taught him everything he knows
Well, not quite everything...
mmmm Pie!

 

by Pionir
3-06-03
Sorry for the interruption to your service
Pio is currently away seeking inspiration and will be back with more shining wit shortly
or is that the other way round?

 

by Pionir
3-08-03
Hey Bernie, it says here our new changes to qualifying are going to stop Ferrari dominating everything
Surely cutting downforce, banning refuelling and driver aids are more likely to achieve that Max?
No, apparently people want to watch Formula Chess with great tactics and pit stop strategy
No, I'm sure people want racing, like it always used to be
Well, our changes must have worked, Ferrari have just qualified first and second as usual
nnnnggggghhhh

 

by Pionir
3-09-03
2-0
Shut up
2-0
Shut up
2-0
Shut up

 

by Pionir
3-10-03
Southampton!
Bollocks.
Cunt.

 

by Pionir
4-01-03
Somewhere in the Cretaceous Period...
That new guy's annoying...
He is a bit of a cunt
...although he seems to be good at his job
is he now?
but he's about as flexible as an RSJ (http://www.soton.ac.uk/~pasr1/g70.htm - Ed)
And still a cunt

 

by Pionir
4-06-03
I'm off out to my Mum soon. You still having trouble with Rallisport then?
Yep, I can't connect out
He can't connect to my server, can you try?
No problems here. I think I see the problem
XP
Go to your mums

 

by Pionir
4-07-03
We are pleased to annouce the defeat of the mighty U.S. Army
The U.S. Army have been slaughtered and fed to our dogs.
It's just a flesh wound!

 

by Pionir
4-09-03
Can you give us an insanely optimistic view of the War in Iraq please?
The Americans are suiciding at the city walls. They are being smitten by our glorious army!
How about England in Euro2004?
They will defeat all before them with the might of the Neville Brothers and David James!
And Quta's chances in the new season of the BWQ3DML?
Sorry, can't help you there

 

by Pionir
4-12-03
The War in Iraq has gone very well for you Ali, you managed to win despite everyone running away.
A win was to be expect, but I'm surprised at the hotbed of football talent your country has. I agree the Neville brothers will bring England a trophy in the next world cup.
It's true they have their critics, but I'm confident they will do us proud
I was asked about Quta's prospects the other day, what are your thoughts Bryan?
Fat chance
What he said

 

by Pionir
4-13-03
2-1
Shut up
2-1
Shut up
2-1
Shut up

 

by Pionir
4-26-03
Woe is me! Komplett are out to rip me off by not saying they would ship my products from Europe
We told you that ages ago in IRC
Really? When?
When I gave you some work which you didn't do and it cost me a job.
The faster I die, the sooner I stop making cunts richer.
Fragbait made a cunt richer

 

by Pionir
4-27-03
I will play TOCA if you don't pick those stupid fast cars. Do the TOCA championship or summat?
KMA wants the girls cars, KMA wants the girls cars, lalalalala
No, the controllable ones
I manage...
...with your cheaty wheel
That's worse than Telescopi's "Quad glow is cheating" argument

 

by Pionir
5-07-03
Evening Mo
Lo Baz
You hear about Mick Hucknell?
Yeah, he got caught recently in a compromising situation with an underage rabbit didn't he?
Yep, he was holding back the ears...
and the bunny's too tight to mention?

 

by Pionir
5-07-03
J..J..Just..as..well it's not S..S..Sunny and C..C..Cold at the same time...
O..O..Otherwise I might end up a bit S..S..Sunburned without R..R..Realising it
Arseburgers

 

by Pionir
5-10-03
3:55am Insomniacs United
I cant help but feel that a wheel with magnets on the spokes, and magnets round the rim, in some way should be able to spin forever?
Here he goes again
if it could be done, it would make energy for free
it would slow down when you drew energy from it
Shit
gg pld thx k bye

 

by Pionir
5-17-03
1-0
Shut up
1-0
Shut up
1-0
UEFA Cup 2004

 

by Pionir
5-21-03
mines 2.4ghz and pies 2.53
mmm pies

 

by Pionir
5-30-03
I can handle it....
Just one more game...
Shit!

 

by Pionir
6-05-03
I lost my wallet last week
Thats a shame, but it must be a good sign
Yes, I'm looking forward to getting some new credit cards and going shopping with them. (tm Martin Brundle 2003)
My, you're upbeat, it's great to be positive about everything
Yep, I'm looking forward to putting together a great championship challenge with Jordan next year, and eventually claiming the title
My word, this boy has completely lost it

 

by Pionir
6-08-03
preferred suppliers are unfair, BT sucks etc etc
It can't be that bad, there are always plenty of other projects to get on with
i think its easier to just sit and moan about the injustices of the world ;o
Careful now, you're sounding like me. Next you'll spend 3 years smoking weed and playing one computer game online
Shit!

 

by Pionir
6-26-03
!spliff
life is about making the best of the opportunities u are given imo :)
ROFL! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BUAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!
Why do people always laugh at me on IRC?

 

by Pionir
6-30-03
Montoya has no class. Did you see that move he made on Michael? It shows he's mad and dangerous and not a very classy driver
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Why is everyone laughing at me?
I'm not!!! (I love you Ross)

 

by Pionir
7-23-03
hey guess what, I HAVE ADSL
yeah yeah
no really
dammit, where is he?
who are you looking for?
that big red guy, with the skates

 

by Pionir
7-24-03
Finally...
1.1) Plug router into Ethernet port
1.2) Turn on the router
Git!
Denied!

 

by Pionir
7-25-03
I must admit tho.. in games, i prefer to use me brain hard more often than not
We like mindless first person shooters to relax with
but I do fuck all all day and therefore have to play RTS's to prove how clever I am
genius
hmm lifecraft or warcraft today ... decisions :)
wanker

 

by Pionir
7-25-03
its deffo lifecraft tonight, gonna go to a singles bar
uh oh :O
should be quite amusing actually, coz since i dont care what happens, cant get depressed :) so am lookin forward to it. be interesting to test the stereotype waters too..
just don't start any political discussions :D
to be continued....
think ill start keeping me political views private
fat chance

 

by Pionir
7-25-03
...
Tried to go to this singles night that i was told about last week.,.. and its been discontinued for ages, so went to couple of pubs on me own
lol
Clearly having the nerve to introduce oneself to a group isnt the way. They seemed to think I was some old freak
because you are?
Why do people always take the piss out of me on IRC
wanker

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