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Okay class, I'd like to introduce a new student, Billy Bee.
Hi class!
Okay, Billy, whats the biggest thing in the news today?
Hmm, that thing where people get married?
Gay Marriage? Correct. You'll be having lots of them if this new law is passed, right Billy?
Your damn right. VOTE YES ON 23!

 

Gonzo: Heres your half of the Sunshine Acid. As your Attorney, i'd advise you to get to the resturant as fast as you can..If you can make it in time.
How may I help you?
Yeah, Raoul Duke here. I think..
I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and someone was giving booze to these goddamned things..
.....
...I think we'll need golf shoes to get out of this muck alive!
It wont be long now before they tear us to shreds...
PLEASE! TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!

 

Are you gay?
Not since I got that new shot they've got on the market.
Where do you get such a shot?
Only in the butt and the penis.

 

A change in direction should do them good..
Okay, FINE. You lead the quest if you want..
Yeah, thats what i'm doing. See, we're already in the ghetto.
Cookie Kwan, numba 1 on the westsiide, Betch.
Jakkie Chann, numba 1 on da Eastsiide, Faka.
It looks like we're in the middle of a gang war!!
Dis my siide, ho!

 

After escaping a deadly onslaught of asian gangsters the boys pick up a lead..
Can I please lead the quest again?
Dude, you don't even know chinese, how are you going to talk to these people?
..Or do they..?
BUT WE NEEDS OUR PRECIOUSSSSS!!
Uhm, what?
Can we please get back to the quest now?
Lord of the Rings, dude.
I'm going to be keeping an eye on you..

 

Oh oh, class. It seem's our new student is a Bisexual.
No, not really. I only have sex with older men.
W..what? Do you want to go have sex?
Well..I dont know..Momma always said..
If you say no, I'll send you to the Principals Office..
Just shut up and pull your pants down.

 

And so the days events unfold..
Hey man, Just got back from court.
Oh really? How'd it go?
::sigh:: Two months of CS..
What!? They're making you play two months of Counter Strike?
..and then fold back up again.
Community Service, Idiot..You play way too many videogame's.
Dude, can you come back later? I'm trying to play Tenchu.

 

Our heros..er.."friends", finally get back to work..
So like, nyuge choi nakka yo yo?
Nakka no no noybo zottak quak quak.
What'd she say?
She has a big cat in her pants..
I suspect things only go down hill form here..
Dude, that's like the universal code for "I have LSD!"
There's no way I'm going back to talk to that little freak..

 

After endless days of walking..
Gawd, where the hell are we?
DUDE LOOK WE FOUND AN OASIS!
Calm down man, theres nothing out there.
NO DUDE, YOU HAVE TO LOOK CLOSER!
What..? That looks like..
LAS VEGAS!!

 

Okay, so this is this, and my comic is done.
What the fuck? Why wont it save!?
::SMASH::
Donate? I'll donate a hammer to my monitor that's what i'll donate!

 

Leik pound muh ass Mr. Teacher!
Shut up Billy, and open your mouth!
What do you think they're doin' in there?!
Remember when the teacher told us about making babies..?
No, I don't seem to recall that..
..and how fags couldent do it?

 

See! There's a Circus Circus!
Woah, you we're right!
I know man, you should just let me lead this stupid thing again.
Hmm. I thought about it, and no.
Our vibrations we're getting nasty--but why? Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?
I'm going to kick your..
Welcom to Circus Circus, Reno, Navada! Step right in the door..

 

So the journy contiunes untill suddenly..
Man, we wernt even in Las Vegas..
Woah dude, Peyote Cacti!
I feel weird man, this stuff better be good..
Well dude, some people say its better than acid!
I'm totally flying. Captin Hook!
Oh my gawd, there's a robot on the ship! ARGHH!!

 

Some how the Government always finds it man..
Okay, that HAS to be him..
Oh No I'm caught! But for all he knows I'm not Colonel Sanders..
Mr. Sanders?
Yes?
Ah HA! Here's your court order to appear on charges of making chicken with narcotic additives!
OH SONUVABITCH!!

 

Knife goes in..
..Guts come out..
Knife goes in..
..Guts come out..
Thats what..
..being stabbed is all about!

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