All comics by Qualjyn

 

by Qualjyn
12-23-02
Why do animal-loving people always have to ask you when you're out fishing..
"What would you say if some giant herring came and pulled you out of the water with a line and hook while you were out swimming?"
I think I'd be too busy laughing my ass off to speak.

 

by Qualjyn
12-23-02
Sorry.
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
It won't happen again.

 

by Qualjyn
12-23-02
Rob! Yesterday i was on a date with Cindy! I didn't act weird at all! Just a bit stupid.
Ever heard of "Forgive and forget"?

 

by Qualjyn
12-23-02
Christ, Rob! It's been at least a week! I told you, I was mentally ill!
Sometimes when I'm real quiet.. I can still hear those twisted perverted words.. my God.. I felt like you were staring right through my clothes..
If it's any comfort, I said worse things to the clerk at the video store.

 

by Qualjyn
12-24-02
Rob.. It's christmas. The season of joy.
Give me a big hug and we'll forget all about what I said.
Any part of you that touches me, you're not getting back.

 

by Qualjyn
12-24-02
This is the best printer test page i've ever recieved. Merry christmas, little buddy.
*beep*

 

by Qualjyn
12-26-02
Dude, just tell me what you want me to do to make it up to you.
Well there's one thing.
What?
For the next six months, all you may eat is anchovy pizza.
This is going to be the most horrible six months of my life.

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