What NOT to do... by Randomsnark12-15-03 I got a bad grade in Biology... The problem is the computer. If you weren't on the computer all the time you would get better grades. Actually, the computer has nothing to do with it. The teacher doesn't teach, and... You're not allowed on the computer anymore until you bring your grades up to a B. You can't go to college if you fail. Who says I want to go to college? You didnt go to college, and neither did Dad... This is not about me, that is something totally different.
Why me? by Randomsnark12-15-03 Am I off the computer finally? You have made over 50 comics in 1 month... You must now work for me... Work for you? What do I need to do? Make 200 more comics by the end of next month. Get started. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Michael Jackson Escapes! by Randomsnark12-15-03 What the hell are you looking at? I see london I see france... Dude, what are you doing with that magnifying glass? I AM NOT STARING AND FANTASIZING ABOUT YOUR PANTS... Is that you mike? I thought they got you... did you seduce the guards again?
Why saddam gave up (Michael Jackson escapes Part 2) by Randomsnark12-15-03 So, Saddam, why did you give up without a fight? Oh yes, so small... oh yes... I would rather not say, only that it involved a plastic man who enjoyed looking at my pants... Why did I let mike seduce me...
OMG It's Saddam! by Randomsnark12-16-03 Today in the news, we are just going to keep rambling on about saddam until something else happens. That's right! 24-hour coverage on saddam sitting in a cell! We have cancelled all of your favorite shows today to show you this! How to get oot of here?
What's wrong with america? by Randomsnark1-05-04 For the new years celebration, we have upped security everywhere. Hey, aren't you saddam? um, how you say, no? This is what's wrong with this country... How do I know you're not hiding a weapon under there? You just let saddam into there, and you're stopping me for wearing a trenchcoat?
Penguin Encounter by Randomsnark5-12-05 My god... this girl is horribly deformed! Hiya! GAH! GET AWAY! Hm, this guy's got issues... At least there weren't any penguins... Dude... look down
Office Space: Jesus CHRIST! by Randomsnark7-23-08 Office Space: Starring Jesus Hey boss. 'sup Jesus. Hey, uh, Jesus, I'm gonna have t'ask you to come in on sunday. Sure, just let me cancel my plans... Can you believe the nerve of that asshole?! Well shit, if you're giving me a free sunday I'm not gonna complain!