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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Ready or not here I come. 'Sniff' 'Sniff' Is that dog shit?
by Redeye, 5-20-06

 

I don't have crabs. I don't have crabs. I don't have crabs. I don't have crabs.
by Redeye, 5-20-06

 

by Redeye
5-20-06
Can I have some fish?
No.
Fuck you.

 

by Redeye
5-20-06
Join the peace movement.
No thanks.
Why not.
I had a bowel movement this morning.
Fuck you.
'crying'

 

Round one of Pimp Rap Battle...
1 Ho 2 Ho thats all you gock. They can't even see yo cock. Don't talkin any trash cause you watch MASH. Over and out Home G. Don't even be talkin to me.
If you keep talking trash yo gunna leave here wit a permanent limp. And on top of dat yo Hoes call you a midget Pimp.
by Redeye, 5-20-06

 

Round two of Pimp Rap Battle...
Ya say ya had a hard life. Sayin ya grew up in da hood. When actually ya were sittin in yo Cabanna eatin a bannana. Ya know wat yo a fool go back to ya trailer a swim in ya blow up pool.
Shut bitch ya such alitta snitch. Come on Rick get down on ya knees and beb fo mercy. Just like my hoes do when there suckin my huge dick. Ya eat nutta buutta to get yo dick real herd.
by Redeye, 5-20-06

 

The winner of Pimp Rap Battle is...
And the winner is the Pimp on the right. Or better known as Master Diggity D. Do you have anything tosay to all your adoring fans?
Yeah. I'll be strait up wit ya. Fuck off!
by Redeye, 5-20-06

 

by Redeye
5-20-06
Alien... Gene was shot in the head 4 times today. He's in critical condition.
...Go on.
Thats it.

 

Mexican trying to cross the border...
Get your hands in the air!
by Redeye, 5-20-06

 

by Redeye
6-12-06
Hi welcome to cribs. I'm Harry Johnson and this is my home.
This is the entrance where I welcome in the ladies and get to know them.
And this is where I kill and rape the ladies I welcome into my home. And this is the axe I kill them with.

 

Hi I'm Osama Binladen and this is my Crib. Here's one of my homies Allah Oki Muhhammad.
MTV in the house dudes.
by Redeye, 6-12-06

 

Hi I'm Jesus and this is my crib.
Yo Jesus do you have some sugar I could use. I'm trying to bake a cake.
by Redeye, 6-12-06

 

Hi I'm George Bush and this is my crib.
Honey come back inside your going to catch a cold.
by Redeye, 6-12-06

 

Hi I'm Wylie Coyote and this is my crib.
Shhh I'm hunting Elmerfud.
by Redeye, 6-12-06

 

Hi I'm The DEvil and this is my crib.
Hey could get that sugar back that I let you use.
by Redeye, 6-12-06

 

by Redeye
7-06-06
Coming this fall to Cartoon Network a show so good it'll leave you saying...
Oh, my achin' balls.
Ryan Seacrest and who the fuck cares it already has Ryan Seacrest in...
Oh, my achin' balls.
Well... Did you like it.
Fuck No. Get the fuck out.

 

by Redeye
7-06-06
See the new hit show: Techno Amish. About amish people with TV's. Tonight on PAX.
Watch Techno Amich a new hit show about Amish people with TV's tonight on PAX.
What the fucks' a TV.
Also on PAX the newest reality show about Jesus. Thats right we put cameras in Jesus's house.
I'm Bored. I know I'll go watch Techno Amish. Oh wait I forgot PAX sucks ass.
Also a PAX oringinal movies Priests in Hell. Showing all the time except when Techno Amish or Jesus's House is on.
Sorry we only get PAX.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

 

by Redeye
7-09-06
Hi dad. How was your day. I love you.
SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BEADY EYED BASTARD.
What are you doing Daddy?
Just walk away.

 

by Redeye
7-10-06
(Vampire123) I hate Redeye.
(Redeye) ....
(Vampire) I'm gonna kill you'ze peoples.
(Redeye)
(Vampire123)
(Redeye) Shut the fuck up.

 

Friggin Democrat.
by Redeye, 7-10-06

 

by Redeye
10-19-06
Yeah some one called for a stripper.
Wait a second ... DAD!!!!
SHIT.
I wanted a scooter for my birthday.

 

Yo what up g dogg!??!??!
I'm sorry I don't speak blackanese???
by Redeye, 10-20-06

 

by Redeye
10-20-06
Is this the Star Trek convetion?
No this is World of Warcraft.
You stupid Bitch.

 

I gotta lay of the reafer.
by Redeye, 10-20-06

 

by Redeye
10-20-06
JACKPOT!!!

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