All comics by RyanMac10

 

RE: A girl by RyanMac10 5-27-02
Yeah .... I AM A SUCKER. Fucking life. Her name is life?	No, I'm just cursing life ...	... as it's shitting directly in my mouth lately.

 

I Will Dare by RyanMac10 5-27-02
You know I'm not even supposed to LIKE Americans. I don't like Americans, so it's okay.	They're loud and obnoxious and annoying and oh my god worst money ever (this is me being a snobby Canadian). I like french fries, cheese pizza, mac in cheese and own a bike with no kickstand ... and think you're rad ... more rad than my bike ... and I love my bike.	A bike with no kickstand eh? how very dashing of you. So debonair.

 

Dougsex by RyanMac10 7-24-02
For some reason I keep going back to the shore despite hating sunlight and sand and water. . . .	BEES LIKE HONEY! . . .	sex?

 

TEDA Enters by RyanMac10 8-22-02
Neither of you had a "chance", really. But that's okay, all is forgotten. I wasn't trying to fuck her, there's a difference between MACKING IT and being a total asshole. I took the latter but not obviously enough.	No one knows what the hell you were trying, but PSYCHOLOGISTS: GIVING UP MY TEN VOLUME STUDY ON CHARLES MANSON . . .	. . . TO WRITE A BOOK ON SAMOAN DOING SEX BOMB DRYFUCKING A GIRL WITH A CHESTVAGINA ON! I wish.

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