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by Seke
7-14-04
Bowser sneaks back to the Nintendo!
So, what don't you like about me?
You killed Mario! You bastard!
He probably had another life. I don't see what it has to do with us.
You're a monster, BOWSER! A MONSTER!!!
Bowser persuading Toadstool? Find out on the next Mario Revelations!
No. I'm not bad, really.
Hmmm?

 

by Seke
7-14-04
I mean, this isn't even my true form. If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful prince.
Really? Not just a plumber?
No. So come on...kiss me.
Eh, what the hell?
Kissy-kissy!? Find out on the next Mario Revelations!

 

by Seke
7-15-04
What's this!? Ecco the dolphin!? Watching as Bowser and Toadstool make out!?
Was it good for you?
I thought you were going to turn into a beautiful prince.
Bowser not beautiful!? Toadstool on the run!? Find out on our next harrowing edition of Mario Revelations!
You're saying I'm not beautiful? Toadstool, come back!!

 

by Seke
7-15-04
Stupid Bowser! Makes me kiss 'im for no good reason!
Shit.
Can't we just talk about this?
Mario back from the dead!? What next?! Find out on the next Mario Revelations!
I mean, maybe if you use some tongue, I will turn into a prince.
It'sa me.......Mario.

 

by Seke
7-15-04
Mario? How? I thought I burnt you to a crisp.
Yes. You burnt the fourteen year old in Nebraska who was me to a crisp.
Then how!?
I'm now a six year old girl in Venezuela. It's payback time, Bowser.
Bowser escapes!? Find out on the next, Mario Revelations!
What!? Come back Bowser!!!

 

by Seke
7-15-04
Shew! Back and safe in the third dimension!
Now, once I kill that seven year old Venezuelan girl, I should be home free!
Bowser trapped!? Find out on the next Mario Revelations!
Now, where is she? Hey! Where'd the television go!? My way out!!

 

by Seke
7-15-04
The door's locked! I'm trapped! Trapped!
Eek!
What the!? Ecco the Dolphin!? Where's the Venezuelan girl!?
I am the Venezuelan girl! I am Mario! Mwa ha ha ha!
Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion of Mario Revelations!
What do you-what do you plan to do with me?
I'm gonna kiss every part of you, until you turn into a beautiful prince! Mwa ha ha ha HA!

 

by Seke
7-15-04
Princess Toadstool! Oh, Princess Toadstool! I've come to rescue you!
Mario. Bowser, he...he got my hopes up of meeting a beautiful prince. Now I know though, that will never happen.
Princess Toadstool. Come on, we gotta get slidin' down some green pipes.
Did we say thrilling conclusion!? Ergh, we meant tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion of Mario Revelations!
Ofcourse, what was I thinking? Lead the way, Mario.

 

by Seke
7-15-04
Maybe I should've kissed him with some tongue. Maybe then I'd be in the arms of a beautiful prince.
Ugh, I don't think we can go down that pipe, it's all....runny.
I have to find Bowser! I have to make things work!
Well, it ain't gonna work. This pipe's busted.
We mean it! The real conclusion of Mario Revelations! Next week! Tune in!
Damn pipe.

 

by Seke
7-15-04
Not there! Not there!
But I must smooch!
Get off my man-dragon, you slimy overgrown fish!
What next!? The actual, perhaps, conlusion of Mario Revelations!
So, Princess Toadstool! This is where you have gotten off to?!
Bowser's mine! Keep your fins off 'im!

 

by Seke
7-15-04
The Thrilling Conclusion!
I can love you too, baby! Plenty of Ecco to go around!
Trust me. You won't be able to love me after this. Bowser, now!
Huh? Oh.
Ooh, you're the feisty kind.
Is that what you meant?
I'm burning! Dolphins aren't supposed to burn!

 

by Seke
7-15-04
Oh, Bowser, I don't care whether you're a beautiful prince or a horrid green monster!
I'm so happy.
I've decided that I want you to lay my eggs! Or I'll lay your eggs, it doesn't matter either way.
Well, we'll find out the slow painful way.
And so ends the harrowing happenings of Mario Revelations!
Kiss me, Bowser!
I think I just wet myself.

 

by Seke
7-17-04
Why'd you do that?
I don't really know.
Did it feel good?
Not really. Well...on occasion.
Will you ever do it again?

 

by Seke
7-17-04
Maybe so, but have you taken a good look in the mirror lately?

 

by Seke
7-17-04

 

by Seke
7-17-04
Pardon me, I need to go trickle down on the lower classes.
Why of course old chum.
Well, I think I suddenly feel the need to trickle down myself.
Well, I feel about five pounds lighter. Oh ho!
Must be contagious. Will you excuse me for a moment?

 

by Seke
7-18-04
I think it's safe to say that the honeymoon is over.
Yeah.
So what do you think we should do?
I'll buy a corvette, you can learn how to crochete.
I hate you.
Think I'll make it a red one.

 

by Seke
7-18-04
Wow, 69 comics already!
Jeez, it just seems like yesterday we were making our debut in the 31st comic.
Yeah, but really, it's been like 10 days.
Wow.
So, in honor of this 69th comic, Ecco and I are going to celebrate in the only way we know how. We hope you at home will enjoy.
Yep, so here we go-what, last panel!? Dammit!...Oh well, sorry folks, look like you're gonna miss out on all the fun.

 

by Seke
7-19-04
Sixty-nine comics already. Can you believe it?
Sixty Nine! Zao-Pang! You know what that reminds me of, eh, Rusty!?
As your maker, I suppose I should have some guess to wager, but I'm afrad I'm at an utter loss.
Krazy things! Kinky things! How 'bout a little robot, manwich action, eh Rusty!?
What? Oh. It's the seventieth comic. Thank goodness.
Seventy comics!? Why I'm seventy! This calls for some sixty-nining!

 

by Seke
7-20-04
Watch, as I balance the moon on the tip of my hat.
Is that a pink egg on the tip of your nose?
No. Please be quiet. This takes alot of concentration.
So, it's like a lopsided gumball then?
It's like my nose. Like the one I breathe out of?
Sure, and I bet those two black maggots feeding off your face are your eyebrows too.

 

by Seke
7-20-04
Goodbye, fellows.
Too long have we let the humans maintain the title of "Best Toolmaker to Have Explored the Moon." I know some of you can't appreciate what I'm dong, but I hope that'll change in time.
Now, if one of you would be so kind as to take this ducktape and tape me to the rocket, I'd be much obliged.

 

by Seke
7-20-04
Bugga up, mae' we go'a lo'a groun'o cova ify'know wha' I mein.
Please-a don'a shoot me!
C'ma, c'ma, we ain' go'all day.
What'a, Iya so sorry, I don'ta understand whatchyoo sayin.
Wha? Was 'at s'poseta be English tha just bubbled oudda yo mout?
I likeyou rabbit, I lika all rabbets. Pleasa don' shoo' me!

 

by Seke
7-20-04
Vice President, in the end, who do you think is sexier, you or Edwards?
I'm glad you asked that Chuck, because I think it's really important to the American people how sexy their government leaders are.
So, if, both yours and Edward's sexiness were measured by the Richter scale, how hard would you be rocking Los Angeles, Mr. Vice President?
Look, asshole, you want me to answer the damn question or not?
Um, please, Mr. Vice President.
All in all, I'd say L.A. would be shakin' and bakin' if I was the next thing to hit the San Andreas. Edwards would just be aftershockin' sloppy seconds, you dig?

 

by Seke
7-23-04
Yeah, you think you're hotshit, huh?
I went to law school, okay? Does that compute, or will I have to beat it out in morse code using only a beachball?
Maybe so, but have you taken a good look in the mirror lately?
Wha...shut up! I've tried chin enhancements, but they don't work! So what if half my ear's bitten off. I was a dumb pup, I thought I could take on the world. Uh, leave me alone!

 

by Seke
7-23-04
Man, I thought you got like, burned to death or something.
Oh no, I got burned, but I wouldn't say, to death.
Oh, right. Well, that's good, because if you had, then who would I play Paper Mario with, y'know?
We're playing Mario Revelations, not Paper Mario.
Oh. So like, do you think the whole Bowser/Toadstool romance thing is gonna last?
She's just after his money, and he's gotta lot of money...and Kupa Death Squads. So yeah, probably.

 

by Seke
7-27-04
The edge of reality.
A nice place to be.
Right on the curb of the expanding universe.
No doubt.
I like it here.

 

by Seke
11-05-04
he-he-he-he! The most important election of our lives and I won! He-he-he-he!
Our very own mandate from the masses! Wa-wa-wa-wa!
Oh, man. Life sure is good, Dicky.
Better than good! We win the election then to top it off that pretty boy's wife gets breast cancer! Priceless! Wa-wa-wa-wa!
He-he-he-he! Hooo doggies! New amendment here we come!
Wa-wa-wa-huh?

 

by Seke
5-02-05
sex?
what?
yes.
what?
uh...nothing.

 

by Seke
5-02-05
Can This Pig Cross This Desert On Foot? Yes He Can!!
Yes, I can.

 

by Seke
5-02-05
Shark Vs. Dolphin! Who Will Win?!
Do you believe that love can bloom anywhere? Even on the battlefield?
Yes...yes I do.
Then follow me to paradise.
You got it.

 

by Seke
5-02-05
You remind me of someone.
Yeah, you too.
Except he was taller and less pixellated.
Yeah, I know whatcha mean, Doc.
How despicable.
It was only a matter of time, right Daff?

 

by Seke
6-26-05
Space sure is great.

 

by Seke
6-26-05
Hey! Ho! Let's Go!
yeah, let's go.
Yeah!

 

by Seke
6-26-05
Holy crap.

 

by Seke
6-26-05
Hey.
How's it goin'?
So when are you guys leaving?
I don't really know.
Today, maybe?
I don't think so.

 

by Seke
6-26-05

 

by Seke
6-26-05
Well, that sucked.
Yeah.
What do you wanna do now?
I dunno.
Yeah. Me neither.

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