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by Shadore
12-10-02
I feel like (and look like) shit
cheer up. {other stupid ra-ra phrases}
I can't focus
The source of your fears
Slicing your neck and tearing your eye sockets out
plop

 

by Shadore
12-10-02
I'll fucking drop everyone of you motherfucking cock sucking ass eating cocksuckers
Who the fuck wants some you shit faced balls muching cum draining FAG FUCKS
Scared? then suck my cock you douche ass driblet sperm chow hellfucks
FUCK FUCK ER FUCK FUCK. 2 scoops of ass coffe please

 

by Shadore
12-10-02
HAHA PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE ME HAMMERING MY HEAD AND THINK ITS ORIGINAL
isnt it?
FUCK NO SO STOP DOING IT. IT NEVER HAS BEEN, AND NEVER WILL BE FUNNY
tHESE comics are getting too bizarre to follow
EXPLODING INTO FECAL MATTER, NOW THAT FUCKING FUNNY
argh time MACHINE TIME MACHINE

 

by Shadore
12-11-02
what do you enjoy?
I, good sir, enjoy Coca-Cola
Excellent. You are a worthy succesor to my bounty
Most gracious of you kind goat, what perchance do i recieve?
A handjob
Dont bruise my helmet

 

by Shadore
12-12-02
Was it just me or was that sex scene in the latest Scrubs very long and (somewhat) hot?
Quite
Kinda dug up some old memories
Yeah, but those memories didn't have Sarah Chalke in them
So um, where iss the body we buried in this field?
Over here i think

 

by Shadore
12-12-02
Hello. I'm the VP of Dimesion films and i'm hear to field any questions.
WHY THE FUCK ISNT EQUILIBRIUM RELEASED IN CANADA YET YOU HOMO EBOLA MONKEY ASS FUCK AND THEN DRINKER
We need the threatres to show movies like "Maid in Manhatten" and Sandler pieces of shit
Oh ok. Btw, don't use the same car you used to drive here if you follow me.

 

by Shadore
12-12-02
The Cleric is our last line of defense...if they fail..all is lost
{Christian Bale fucking striking a wicked ass pose with a sword}
Cut to Bale running down a hallway with guns poping out of his sleeves
{Bale kills the lights, jumps into a room full of pistols firing}
Cut to a woman screaming at Bale about how they cant burn the original Mona Lisa
{Bale responds with: There is nothing we CANT do.....flames engulf the screen}
Then i fucking cum all overmyself in anticipation

 

by Shadore
12-16-02
Suck balls
No
hmmm
Suck balls!
Ok

 

by Shadore
12-16-02
Priests
Nice dick
Gay Menz
Nice dick
Dogs dancing on balls
Ruff Rick

 

by Shadore
12-16-02
Holy shit!!!! Boobies of the port bow
All hands on my cock!
Yeah...yeah...pick up that glass on the table

 

by Shadore
12-16-02
Boy Meets World got lame when Corey went nuts. He used to be such a gentleman.
It got lame when they moved out of grade 6. And the little sister switched actresses
Tapenega She kinda got DJ Tanner fat too. Plus Corey becoming a petty thief who lived with the principal guy was gay.

 

by Shadore
12-21-02
I'm attracted to the strangest women. A chick serves me like a milkshake or something and I cant stop thinking about her
Sometimes Im not even physically attracted ot them...big ol braces or some other weird shit. Porno ruins?
What do you think?
Hey if you write these why are you a character as well? WTF LOLZ

 

by Shadore
12-21-02
Fuck I waste my life
Hours spent watching others do things on screens 24/7. Constant attempts at brainwashing
Trying to damned hard to make TEH FUNNEY COMICS
Clap for the WOlfman he gonna DIG IN till the day he dies

 

by Shadore
12-21-02
Jerkcity owns me up
I'm scared to think what the creator(s) of JC look like
Is that them over there?
I doubt it, thats a parked car
Time to make a T shirt with just Spigot on it
Bitches, 40's and booze!

 

by Shadore
12-21-02
Music.....
Reality....
Sometimes its hard to tell the difference...between Eminem and a Roberto Benini covered in Tim Allen's man juice
Serious...scott...no one fucking gets these or even laughs

 

by Shadore
12-21-02
What do I say?? i want this date to go well!
We could eat over at the Red Lobster if you want? (I'm a woman = no decisons and hence..no responsiblity)
I...I love you
Um...I don't think I love you yet..I mean its ..its..complicated
COMPLICATED!!!???!
WHYD YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO CUMPLICAED!! I SEE THE WAY YOUR ACTING LIEK SOMEBODY ELSE GETS ME FRUSTRATED

 

by Shadore
12-21-02
So the french guy says..."WHAT IS ZE DEODARANT!"
You misspelled that and I think you told it wrong too
French guys do stink though
haha

 

by Shadore
12-21-02
See If I donated to Stripcreator i could delete some of the shitty strips i did
Like which?
I dunno, prolly the ones I made after getting dumped or doing homework
I think your comics all suck and this like a wierd way of mental masturbation
What was that?

 

by Shadore
12-23-02
They should have called it "mad about Poo" insted of "Mad about you"
Hey man, Helen Hunt is now a succesful actress and paul Raiser is pan handling
I guess there is some justice in the world after all
Do you remember "Wings"?
...No
Then shuta yuz mouth

 

by Shadore
12-23-02
unf unf dancing
Strip Clubs are so depressing. I need a chick.
Hi I'm Sally. I'm flat, boring, and have plenty of male friends who I values friendships with them all very dearly.

 

by Shadore
12-23-02
3 panels to discuss "LOTR: The Two Towers". Go!
Elves in Helm's Deep: -10 points
Yeah wtf was that
And jesus christ the Sam + Frodo dynamic wasent there either
I know, like who the fuck will care when Frodo has to leave at the end of ROTK?
You ever want to shave your asscrack hair but don't know how to go about it?

 

by Shadore
12-24-02
Shit. This chick wants to meet me.
Why is that bad?
I don't have any money
So get a job
Fuck that noise.
Plz dont throw your *fap kleenexs* in here anymore

 

by Shadore
12-24-02
No pants!
None!
So who do you like in the playoffs?
I'm going to ass fuck you now

 

by Shadore
12-24-02
Well I dont have a widescreen tv so what's the point?
Well...you see the movie the way the director intended, hence its not panned and had the edges ripped off so only about 2/3 of whats going on is shown
My friends have a TV that can actually get rid of the black bars and it ISNT a widescreen TV.
All that's doing is pulling/distoring the image so it's filling the sceen. Distortion in any image is bad. Ever resize a picture in MS paint? Same deal.
See if this was a widesceen comic you could see where the rest of her body parts are splattered.

 

by Shadore
12-26-02
Whoa dude, check out that hot chick
God damn!! i would hit that TWICE and then take her to dinner
Dinner? wtf
Alright, scratch the dinner
Sweet

 

by Shadore
12-26-02
Gangsta love
My nig**
Sup my nig**
Azn Love (tp?)
Wasa dind dong fly
Ho see my pei fice
No love
Haha did you see that cumshot of the day on friday? Classic
The Sims. Cheap Jewelery. Bad TV sitcoms/reality shows

 

by Shadore
12-26-02
Hi there! Welcome to Scott's Halftime show!
Let's field some emails I've gotten since I've started this strip: "Your comic sucks ass" "Don't read my comic if you don't like it" "This kit-Kat tastes like penis"

 

by Shadore
12-26-02
Why do women like shit movies?
And do, this isnt another women bashing for no reason strip...i mean seriously.."Moulin Rogue"???!?! wtf you have to bee like mentally wetaded to like horseshit like that
And it totally killed any respect I had for Obi Wan. (Which was little to begin with)

 

by Shadore
12-28-02
holy shit i can see that chicks tits through her shirt

 

by Shadore
12-29-02
I need a chick
W3rd.
What?
It means i agree
I need a chick
I see.

 

by Shadore
12-29-02
hey
wanaa date?
You arent covered in STD's and pubic lice are you?
Uhhh....no.
Then fuck off

 

by Shadore
12-29-02
For a guy who couldnt get laid with a 30 dollar bill hanging inside of my penis I sure make a lot of comics about women
{Kind of woozy from the Smirnoff}
Hye man.
*INSIDE* your penis??!??! wtf

 

by Shadore
12-29-02

 

by Shadore
1-01-03
lets get a party started
lets get a party started
lets get a party started
We will party hard!
see 1st panel
yes

 

by Shadore
1-02-03
We've all seen the Terminator 3 trailor so lets discuss the Pros and Cons of it
Pros: Arnie seems to be back to slow, broken english, he shoots a missle at a chick, ..It's the motherfucking Terminator
Cons: ..........?

 

by Shadore
1-02-03
Fuck I'm cold
Did I bring any Smores
Shit...Nelly was right

 

by Shadore
1-02-03
I miss GOOD adventure games. Sam + Max, Full Throttle, Indiana Jones, etc.
"Myst" killed them yeah. And it sucks seeing "Myst' at a chicks house when you want(ed) to bang her. Fack taht noize
The only ones being made now are like ones where you transverse time and space and they both have teenage female chicks as teh lead characters. My cup of tea -> not exactly
Make games shorter too. Who the fuck wants to sit down and waste 30 hours of their life playing one game. Make it 3 fun filled hours and ITS GOOD.
Maybe just make some games where the main character doesnt GIVE a shit about anyone else. I'm sick of Final Fantasy games because I just dont care about the 50 fucking pany elfves I had to join with.
Oh and fuck the "1 saviour of the world" bullshit too. No game lets you be as evil as I want

 

by Shadore
1-02-03
I'm horrible on the phone. I cant carry conversations on it
Why? Girls like talking on the phone
It's like the biggest waste of time! You cant activly do anything else because you have plastic shoved next to your head
Not to mention it makes you look like a pussy in front of everybody else.
Why does Martin lawrence play a cop in like EVERY DAMN movie?

 

by Shadore
1-02-03
what the fuck punk
do something
can't! Dont have any of frames of animation
Stripcreator: Made by cheap mexicans
I take it back! i take it back! Lemme out!!

 

by Shadore
1-05-03
It's always nice when you have to end it with a girl and she starts making fun of you and/or your manhood
Making fun of the way you HOLD her? Come on thats not cool
Oh yeah, and telling your female friends to tell me how much i suck? Nice. Classy
I want MOO 3 in me

 

by Shadore
1-05-03
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER

 

by Shadore
1-06-03
I am a ringwraith
That's pretty cool
I was in Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers
Yeesh. That movie wasen't so hot. Why do so many chicks like it
Yeah...Jackson pretty much played "The Sims" insted of directing
I like the "Hot Date" expansion pack.

 

by Shadore
1-06-03
Either Im very tiny or this is one big ass mutherfucking bench
Why do I have like 983 different poses..
..and I only have 2? cjm whoot
Meanwhile, in a Mexican shoe factory
Moi Buieno de doalda me KINKO!!!
Ola!!!!

 

by Shadore
1-06-03
A chainsaw
what
A motherfucking chainsaw
what
so come and get it
what

 

by Shadore
1-06-03
The Sims Online Starts Off Poorly. Electronic Arts' massively multiplayer online role-playing game The Sims Online is off to a slower-than-expected start according to the SoundView Technology Group.
The title sold about 12,000 units in its first two days; 40,000 beta testers had, however, still free access to the game until Friday.
EA dismisses the outcome of the SoundView research, proclaiming The Sims Online is selling within its forecast.
YEAH MOTHERUCKER YEAH MOTHERFUCKER YEAH
Where'd the sponge go

 

by Shadore
1-07-03
shes all wanting child support and im like fuck you whore that kid aint mine
Why am i under teh characters of "Exploding dog?" seriously

 

by Shadore
1-07-03
I should make like 50 comics of me just reading this letter because god dman its a funny pose

 

by Shadore
1-07-03
NEWS FLASH!!!!! I am quitting shcool and becoming a full time web comic writer!!
As funny as PA?
FUNNIESTER than PA! Any other questions?
You realize you cant use stripcreator right? All these characters, even your little blue jeaned avator yourself are other people works and henceforth copyrighted
yeah....

 

by Shadore
1-08-03
So you spend the first 16 years of your life worrying about blowing your load as soon as you start humping a chick
Then when your taking care of business wit her it takes like 45 minutes to spurt because your under intese pressure
What's the deal with that?
I think you're kinda alone on this one man

 

by Shadore
1-08-03

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