All comics by ShadowFreeze

 

by ShadowFreeze
6-29-02
Ryan, that's one of the retarded fagbots they sent to me by mistake!
How can you tell?
Well, for one, it's acting like a queer.
I designed Ryanbot to have an unmatchable sex drive - there's no way I couldve programmed him gay. It's a coincidence that he looks like your robots.
Well then, how do we figure out which bot is the real ryanbot?
How, indeed...

 

by ShadowFreeze
6-29-02
Okay. We're at the factory. Now, how do we tell which one is the real Ryanbot?
I don't know either. I suppose we'll just have to guess.
Would you like a cup of coffee?
I am Ryanbot. I was created to be the ultimate sex robot and to do the wishes of my master, Ryan.
I can't tell. Do you have a quarter to flip?
Yeah.

 

by ShadowFreeze
6-29-02
Oh man, Ryanbot. I was worried about you.
Sorry about that. I ran off with a hot female 'bot.
Did you get laid?
Of course.
I've taught you well.

 

by ShadowFreeze
8-31-02
Well Ryan, you've got your robot back. What are you going to do now?
I was thinking maybe building an entire army of sexbots to take over the Earth. Or opening a coffee shop.
You'll get crushed by Starbucks. I suggest you build up your army.
Yeah, I guess so. But it'll take forever to build them all.
And so, the boring plot was put to rest.
Tell you what -- I'll give you my robots. Program the fag out of them and I'm sure they'll do fine.
w00t!

 

by ShadowFreeze
8-31-02
I bet you all thought I gave up on my comics, didn't you?
Surprise!
Well, I haven't forgotten about my loyal readers!
Dan's just been busy making sweet, sweet love to me.
Er... Aubree, we weren't supposed to discuss that.
Well, maybe not, but I enjoy the challenge!

 

by ShadowFreeze
8-31-02
I would like to introduce a new character to you all... Taylor.
Er... hey.
Taylor enjoys pizza, football, and sleazy prostitutes.
Mmmmm...
Oops. I got him running into 'pizza and hooker' mode.
Come over here and dice my mushrooms.

 

by ShadowFreeze
8-31-02
Scott lives in Mississippi now, but in my comics he will always be with us here. Wherever the fuck 'here' is.
Sup, yo?
But how're things rolling in Mississippi?
It's been going cool. I've already got a girlfriend.
What the fuck? You never had a woman here in Ohio.
Well yeah, but these Mississippi ladies dig us northern guy's accents.

 

by ShadowFreeze
8-31-02
So man, what's going on in your life?
Oh, I dunno, man. Just hanging, I guess...
.......
.......
Since this comic isn't going anywhere, I'd just like to point out I've never fucked Aubree.
And I can morph into a 3rd-grade-drawn horse!

 

by ShadowFreeze
9-10-02
Hey, it's Craig! Where the fuck have you been?
In jail. I was arrested for molesting an elephant.
haha! Good one!
Yeah. Ha ha.
... So then he says, "Why don't I buy you a drink?"
That's rough.

 

by ShadowFreeze
12-07-02
It's been brought to my attention that this site added a LOT of cooler character pictures here.
So, without further ado, I would like to present to you....
Yes, I know the transformation is very low-budget. Shut up.
BEHOLD! I am Dan now! Forever gone are the days of stick-figure!
Remember, kids. This comic wasn't meant to be funny. More of a heads-up.

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