All comics by Shaneo39

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by Shaneo39
1-14-08
Sup Tim, whatcha lookin at?
Uhhhhh, um, er, nothing, nothing.
Come on sweat thing, lets do this!
Bahhhhh
- Curiousity -1 - Shnae - 0
This uh, musta come up on accident, i really dont, uhhh

 

by Shaneo39
1-15-08
Weekday Day . . . . . . . Weekday Night
Saturday Day . . . . . . . Saturday Night
Sunday Day . . . . . . . . Sunday Night
My follower is a +13 Polar Bear with resistance to water based attacks!!!

 

by Shaneo39
1-15-08
*CLICK*
Jesus Saves
Really?
He got really far. . .
I thought we'd never get to play. . .

 

by Shaneo39
1-15-08
That was the biggest failure of all time Peter.
You're right Brian, that was worse then the time that I tried to impress that girl as "Ponch" from TV's Chips.
Impressed?
No

 

by Shaneo39
1-15-08
What the Wiggles look like to dogs. . .
Hmmm
ITS THE WIGGLES!!
ITS THE WIGGLES!!
ITS THE WIGGLES!!
ITS THE WIGGLES!!

 

by Shaneo39
1-15-08
How Dogs See Other Things. . . .
Mailman------------------------------Bath Giver
Good afternoon Mr. Johnson, i have some mail for you today.
Look at you, you just rolled in the mud. . . didn't you!?!
Brand New Couch-----------The Provider
Ok, Fido, time for your dinner.

 

by Shaneo39
1-15-08
Is it hot in here. . . or is it just me?
Good one Boss. . . .
*chuckles*
No seriously. . . .?

 

Looks like the 1997 version of episode IV was right afterall . . . . .
. . . .sorry.
by Shaneo39, 1-17-08

 

by Shaneo39
1-17-08
"Smart Ass"
"Wet Pussy"
"Hard Cock"

 

by Shaneo39
1-21-08
Did you feel that?

 

by Shaneo39
1-21-08
Alright Mr. Dorn, everything appears to be in order. Is there anything else you'd like to discuss? Any reason why you'd be unfit to teach these kids?
No Sir.

 

by Shaneo39
1-21-08
But she caught me on the counter.
IT WASN'T ME!
Saw me bangin' on the sofa.
IT WASN'T ME!
I even had her in the shower.
IT WASN'T ME!

 

by Shaneo39
1-21-08
Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night?
Sir?
Qué?

 

by Shaneo39
1-21-08
Uhh, you ever seen that movie with Jeff Goldbloom called "The Fly?"
Yeah, who hasn't.
Well, theres your answer.

 

by Shaneo39
1-22-08
2008
1888
34,000,000 BC
Coffee?
Coffee.

 

by Shaneo39
1-24-08
SHIT, THE PLANE IS GUNNA CRASH!!!
I should have payed the extra 43 bucks for first class.
WHAT? WHAT DOES FIRST CLASS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS? THE PLANE IS STILL GUNNA CRASH, YOU'RE DEAD EITHER WAY.
. . . true.
. . . but at least in first class i woulda been too drunk to realize it.

 

Australia - 1788
Fuck
by Shaneo39, 1-24-08

 

by Shaneo39
1-24-08
A tad? Lloyd, you drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction. Now we don't have enough money to get to . .
Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough to eat, we don't have enough to sleep!
Fuck you.

 

by Shaneo39
1-24-08
A BOTTLE!!! A BOTTLE HAS WASHED UP ON SHORE!!!
If you are reading this letter, you have found it inside a bottle. Please help, i am trapped on a tiny desert island with only one tree and little food, i will surely die if help is not sent.
Well, fuck.

 

by Shaneo39
1-28-08
OK Contestant 1, you're down by 2, you need to match Brett and Richard to tie and Charles to win.
Fill in the blank. Homeowner Bobby was so angry after Joe messed up his lawn, that he exclaimed:
That's why you should never hire ______ to handle your lawn care.

 

by Shaneo39
1-28-08
Lets go Robin.

 

by Shaneo39
2-04-08
6. . .7. . . 8 and SORRY!?! haha
Damn, You Win again.
Yeah, now bend over and take it.

 

by Shaneo39
2-04-08
What do you call someone who makes unessicary amounts of unfunny, repetitive comics?
edoggydog
FUCK YOU

 

by Shaneo39
2-04-08
Shaneo, as your publicist, have to advise you against spelling "unnecessary" wrong in your comic. Edoggydog may use it to mock you.
Thats OK, at least he'll be so busy worrying about mocking me, maybe we'll get lucky and he'll make a comic without groovy in the title. He does know this isn't 1973 or a Bruce Campbell movie right?
And for the record, i deleted about 200 old comics. And ive still got about 70. Way to tell the difference between a 2 and a 7. Dont give out medication.

 

by Shaneo39
2-05-08
Ok folks, how is everyone? I was thinkin yesterday, i think my favorite two things to do are litter and waste parts of the buffalo. Whos with me?
. . . .
. . . .

 

by Shaneo39
2-06-08
Hey man, where you been the last month?
Well shit, i was taking a shower at the gym and and feel a sharp pain and black out. Next thing you know, im waking up naked hooked up to a batery charger in South America somewhere.
Holy Shit, really?
No

 

by Shaneo39
2-06-08
Says here we were supposed to turn LEFT at the gate and then dig across the street in the park.
I don't know how you interpreted that as turn RIGHT and dig in the graveyard of all places.
Can you even read?

 

by Shaneo39
2-06-08
S.C. Least Used Charactor Pagent
And 3rd place goes to. . . .

 

by Shaneo39
2-11-08
*Cough*
Shut up, you're gunna ruin it for the rest of us.

 

by Shaneo39
2-11-08
OK, you win.
Call an ambulance.

 

by Shaneo39
2-11-08
So the guy says "Slipped her? I damn near slammed her!" Haha, you get it, Sir? "Slipped her? I damn near slammed her!"
Well, you're fired.

 

by Shaneo39
2-11-08
Ive got trouble Mr. Producer man.
Whats seems to be the problem Ben Affleck?
I found another dead hooker in my trailor this morning. . . . . . . .
*sigh* Again Ben?
How many does that make?
42.

 

by Shaneo39
2-13-08
A-ha! Caught you red handed!
I KNEW if I over-slept they'd leave with. . . .out. . . .me. . . . . .
Fuck.

 

by Shaneo39
2-13-08
The Best part about strip creator is the fact that you can say and write whatever you want. The liberation of the soul on paper is such a freeing feeling that i just want to make comic after comic.
I agree. I think that making comics is like opening a window to the soul, you know? Like, if i want to express myself, i can just have a dog in a comic say it, and everyone will know what im saying.
Oh, absalutely. The ability, based on the characters to disconnect ones self from real life and still, at the same time put a comic on the page that is both funny and meaningful is amazing. Right?
Oh yeah, man, well said. Stripcreator, whether people realize it or not, has really been a blessing in disguise for so many people. People should really take note and read what people have say.
Or they can skip to the last panel for the punchline.
Bastards. . . .

 
by Shaneo39, 2-18-08

 

by Shaneo39
2-19-08
1613
2007
2584

 

by Shaneo39
2-20-08
Confusion
Shock
Smugly Content

 
by Shaneo39, 2-20-08

 

*Come on everybody now, do that Conga. . . .*
by Shaneo39, 2-20-08

 

by Shaneo39
2-20-08
Tony Stewart
Yo man, turn left.
Yo man, turn left.
Yo man, turn left.

 

by Shaneo39
2-25-08
I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney.
I had a crazy weekend too. I went to Mexico too, got drunk, and woke up with a soar cock and a kidney in my pocket.
Touche.

 

by Shaneo39
2-29-08
Yo man, i got a secret i gotta get off my chest.
Actually, I do to. But you go first, whats your secret?
Well, last week, i got really drunk, and i fucked your mom. . . . sorry dude. Whats your secret?
We're Brothers.

 

by Shaneo39
3-03-08
. . . . . .
. . . . .Line?
Idiot

 

by Shaneo39
3-03-08
I can see you there.
No, you can't.
You should have blinked.
Fuck

 

by Shaneo39
3-10-08
What they say:
You guys running the game tonight? I dont really feel like going out, just wanna get my roll on. You know?
Yeah, we got a new campaign tonight, its gunna be great, we could be there till like, 3 or 4 in the morning!
What they mean:
I hate pussy.
Me Too.
What they do:
I SPITE THEEEE!!
AHHH!!!

 

by Shaneo39
3-12-08
I desided to visit over spring break. It was worth it, because man. . . that girl could WORK a urinal. You know?
But with every attraction, the lines where the worst part. Mark had just came up with the idea that . . . .

 

by Shaneo39
3-12-08
Yeah man, it was horrible. I walk in and there she is, having SEX with the neighbors pool guy. *sob* After 13 YEARS!?!
. . .Thats what you get for cutting your hair like a faggot.
*Sobs*
I need to start thinking before I say things...

 

Hillary/Obama finally AGREE in debate.
If I am chosen as your next President, ill make sure RedfeatheR isn't such a lazy asshole.
I 2nd that.
by Shaneo39, 3-12-08

 

by Shaneo39
3-13-08
You see Chris, everyone helps each other out here. We're a family.
This isn't supposed to be just your JOB, but your life. And we're here to do everything possible to make you as comfortable as possible. Now where do we start?
By taking your hand off my genitles.

 

by Shaneo39
3-14-08
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