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by Sik_PuPPy
9-09-02
dude whats with the suit?
oh this old thang..... well if you must know, im running for chairman of the local council today... how do i look??
like a fucking idiot
perfect!

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-09-02
oh my god!, the roof of the plane just ripped off!!!!
quick, lets jump out of the emergency exit before the plane burst into flames
ok now what?
fucks me.....

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-09-02
hey steenky, why eez it that you are a horse but you look nuting like a horse?
thats a good question speedy
you might pass for a dog or maybe a crude donkey, but not a horse
ok man i get it.....
i mean, you don even have hooves steenky!!
you really know how to make a horse feel special speedy...

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-13-02
I did poopie

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-17-02
elo elo elo, what seems to be the problem ere?
arrrr, swap the poop deck, host de mainsail.... you'll never get me pieces of eight!!
look ere guv, you will feel the business end of me bobby stick if your not careful, so look sharpish!
arrrr, ive sailed the seven seas,an never in me travels have i met a barnicle ridden scurvy sea dog such as the likes of ye
thats it guv, your comming with me.....
oh how dredful......be a dear and let me fetch my handbag

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-17-02
Im so stoked we are going to the holy war today, i cant wait to fuck me up some heathens!
Yeah dude, it has been too long, finally the apocalypse is here
The bell rings in heaven signaling the angels to start the apocalypse
well...... ill catch ya tonight down the pub
yeah cool, have fun... im gunna go break some sinners heads!
game over mormon fag!
are you prepared to take jehovah into your heart

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-20-02
hey how are you tonight?
wha.... are you talking to me???
yeah, you wanna get a drink or dance or something?
but i am pretty and you are ugly
loser, does he not know that i am a goddess and i am too good for anyone

 

by Sik_PuPPy
9-20-02
did you see that hoax tennis player they computer generated and put in the tabloids???
yeah, Simonya Popova i think they called her
I hear she did quite badly in the latest open!!
ho ho ho
she still beat Anna Kournikova though
...

 

by Sik_PuPPy
12-09-02
so i was watching heraldo through the window the other day and i found that he had some inciteful thoughts about various global problems...
shit here comes farmer joe, act natural....
mooooooo
moooooooooo
ok he's gone....
yes what were you saying??? oh yes heraldo, i find that meet the press is a far better show than heraldo, they deal with a wider range of subject matter...

 

by Sik_PuPPy
12-09-02
does anyone know how to light a fire???

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