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by Sith_Lord
7-04-05
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Excuse me while I get my pen and notepad.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-04-05
What would you do if you met Darth Vader?
Kill him for I am the best villian ever. Darth sucks. What kinda villian would wear a Halloween costume.
Would you pity Luke Skywalker?
I pity no one! Remember that kids!
Would you sleep with Leia?
Twenty Four/Seven.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-04-05
HOHOHO Merry 4th of July.
Hehehe. Happy 4th of July Santa.
Happy 4th of July!
Happy Groundhogs Day!
Happy Fathers Day Dad!
Thank you Billy. Have a happy 4th of July.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-04-05
Welcome to the 4th of July sale! Where everything is free and you can buy anything you want!
YES! Now I can buy those womens tights I've always wanted!
Wake up Jefferson its 4th of July again.
Thank you Hamiliton.
I better get to the sale if were gonna have bonfires tonight!
Come back and lie down with me honey.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-05-05
So what are you in for?
Those stupid modern vehicle drivers protested against us for going under 5 miles an hour.
What are you in for?
For being a lame and unreliable superhero. Kids hate me.
What are you in for?
Sleeping with multiple women.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-05-05
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So what does it say?
It says I've been fined $120 for flirting with the mayors daughter.
I don't see what all the hubba is about, its just two younglings trying to make love.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-06-05
Do you see them?
Yes I do. There hideous.
Gimme that acorn.
Then gimme my nut back.
Whoa. Scary little hairy thing. Sweet.
Gimme my nut back.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-07-05
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Thats what cows would say if they could talk.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-07-05
May I ask you something, are you really a superhero?
Am I not good enough for you. I have the tights, the cape and the beautiful colors. What more do you want?
It's just that you look a little on the lame side.
May I ask you something, are you a booze hound?
That is not relevant here.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-09-05
YaYaYaYaYaYaYa
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ME THE KING! YOU THE BEAR! YAYAYAYAYAYA
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YAYAYAYAYA!!!!
What the hell are you up to now?

 

by Sith_Lord
7-09-05
The End Is Nigh.
The End Is Nigh.
The End Is Nigh.
Yes little furry dude, The End Is Nigh.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-09-05
In other news, Bin Laden, FOUND! Not by extremely advanced military soldiers, but, by a kid searching for a hot women.
I'll say it for those who don't listen, Bin Laden FOUND! Not by extremely advanced military soldiers but by a kid searching for true love. Heres the footage.
Your that Arabian dude they talk about on TV.
??????
As far as I know Bush refused to pay the kid and his parents tried to sue our president.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-11-05
If we just stand here in front of this lame background, people won't read this comic.
We need some changes around here.
Somehow I don't think that will attract any attention.
We need bigger changes.
Howdy!
YAY!!!!!!!!!

 

by Sith_Lord
7-11-05
Will anything ever change or will everything be this dull forever?
Dull....in what way?
Well we are black and white?
Yeah....so. They are the only two colors we know of today.
Then how do you explain this........thing.
I can't be explained. I am a random thing.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-11-05
Stripcreator.....
Theres a rumor going around that the Boorite Returneth. Do my eyes decieve me?
Yes! If boorite was back we would all sense it.
Do you sense something?
I sense the presence of.......BOORITE.
The Boorite Has Returneth
whew.....thought I'd never make it outta there.
Hey look its Boorite...or do my eyes decieve me?

 

by Sith_Lord
7-11-05
(Rapid Writing)
Don't forget about my high tech equiptment over here that can clone people.
High tech equiptment......clone people...
Over here we have my test rocket that can destroy all aliens if we are invaded.
owwww...writers cramp.
That shouldn't stop you from admiring my work. Write.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-11-05
So how well do you know Jimmy Joe?
I don't know him.
Oh thats Ok I can introduce him to you.
How well do you know this Jimmy Joe?
I don't know him either.
This Jimmy Joe is a mysterious fellow.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-11-05
So where is this Jimmy Joe?
Probably causing mayhem out back.
JIMMY JOE!!!!!!
He'll be in a second. He just has to clean up his bombs and fireworks.
I can't wait to meet him.
Jimmy Joe Comes In.....
Jimmy Joe?
yes?

 

by Sith_Lord
7-12-05
Booooo.....
I am going to make you life a living hell. oooooooo...
YUMMY!

 

by Sith_Lord
7-14-05
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
Errrrrrrrrrrrr.........
Do you need some help?
No. This is a daily routine for me.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-14-05
MY ARM!
FORK YOU!
FORK YOU!

 

by Sith_Lord
7-14-05
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Whats wrong now?
I gotta pee!
Well your gonna have a hell of a time ejecting!
Why's that?
Your ejector is missing!

 

by Sith_Lord
7-14-05
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YAYAYAYAYAYA!!! YOUR GAY!
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YAYAYAYAYA! BRING ON THE CHICKS!
SHUT THE FORK UP YOU GAY BEAR!!!!
YAYAYAYAYA! NO! YAYAYAYA!

 

by Sith_Lord
7-15-05
I've already told you all I know.
You keep this stupidity up son and I'm going to say your the suspect!
I seriously told you all I know.
All you told me was that he had un-even eyebrows!
Well......he was eating a donut or a bagel, or.....
Son! I'm arresting you for being stupid!

 

by Sith_Lord
7-15-05
Destroy.....
....em' all.
Destroy....
.......em' all
(Insane Guitar Playing)
OWWW!! MY EARS!!

 

by Sith_Lord
7-19-05
Work you stupid machine!
As leader of the machines, I demand you to work!
I hate these modern contraptions.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-19-05

 

by Sith_Lord
7-25-05
I'M ALL ALONE! THERE'S NO ONE HERE BESIDE ME!
Yippee Company! Welcome to my bench!
Get a life loser!
Tell Your Friends!

 

by Sith_Lord
7-27-05
This story is about a magical prince who lost his sword.
Dude, like tell the story all ready!
One day the prince lost his sword and found it in the dragons lair.
Dude, like how is he going to get the sword back?
He gathers his animal friends to kill the dragon and he gets his magical sword back! The End.
Dude, no way. This magical prince sounds rad.

 

by Sith_Lord
7-31-05

 

by Sith_Lord
8-27-05
Mr. Wonka, I'm Augustus Gloop and I love your choclate! It makes me feel warm inside.
As long as no connections are built between me and you, I'm fine.
I'm Mike and I think your a bitch for hiding that ticket in my candy bar. I'm bored. This place sucks.
Ummm.......good for you. The sooner this is over the better.
I'm Charlie Bucket.
Well Mr. Charlie Bucket I think it's time for you to go back to that bucket of yours. hehehe

 

by Sith_Lord
10-29-05
Why did the pig cross the road?
Hmmm....
To reach the bacon on the other side!
Wow! That was so stupid that I am speechless!

 

by Sith_Lord
10-29-05
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Bacon!
Ummm....bacon who?
Bacon cooking on the stove!
He!He!He! I don't get it!

 

by Sith_Lord
10-29-05
What did the Slice of Bacon say to the other Slice of Bacon?
Go get a life? I don't know.
Nice fat! Did you come out of the Pork Maximus?
Pork Maximus? Sorry but that sounds kind of lame.

 

by Sith_Lord
10-29-05
Welcome to Sunbuck's! What flavor of coffee will it be today?
I'd like some coffee flavored coffee.
I'm sorry sir. We do not serve coffee flavored coffee. We have French Vanilla, Cinnamon, Ginger Spice, Fresh Herbs. We have everything but what your asking for.
What do you mean you have no coffee flavored coffee? You guys are making all these crappy flavors when all society cares about is coffee flavored coffee. Now, get me some coffee flavored coffee!
I'm sorry sir but, your going to have to leave!
What kind of cruel and sick society are we living in?

 

by Sith_Lord
1-18-06
Hello, do you have any nuts?
Who doesn't?
Do you mind if a munch on them?
Hell yeah!

 

by Sith_Lord
1-18-06
Hello child! What troubles you today?
Well, I'm robbing this bank down the street and I was wondering if you could come and help us. Considering the fact that your a priest.
The priest feels offended and feels the need to strangle the man.
That would be a major sin my son!
Come on ya' old religious fool! This will be a damn good opportunity to benefit this church! This would be a hell of alot of money to use to benefit this church! Who cares if you commit a crime!
Your sins will never be forgiven, you no good fool! Off to hell with thee!

 

The fat person is annoying other's........
What? Oh, I'm sorry, is the cow troft empty?
by Sith_Lord, 1-18-06

 

by Sith_Lord
1-25-06
Well, we've now been underwater for five hours. Any questions about the deep sea?
Yes, why aren't we dead? Were under here with no scuba gear, no food, and no air.
The mysteries of the sea are quite deep indeed. Who says we aren't wearing scuba gear?
I still don't get it.

 

Isn't It Wonderdul.....................
by Sith_Lord, 1-25-06

 

I didn't know whales migrate at this time of year. What are you doing out of the water?
by Sith_Lord, 1-25-06

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