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by Slap_Nuts
4-28-02
I'm going to hurt you.
Okie dokie.
Yeah, that hurt.

 

by Slap_Nuts
4-28-02
We join our heroes, Clappy and Grim, in the middle of the story with no apparent plot.
How did we get here again?
You got us lost, remember?
Oh yeah... How do we get back?
I'm going to take your soul.
I'm a paperclip, buddy. No sould here.
Fuck.

 

by Slap_Nuts
4-28-02
I think we should go this way.
Fine, you do whatever you want. I'm sick of you. I'm going this way.
And so our heroes go their seperate ways. What lies ahead for them?

 

by Slap_Nuts
4-28-02
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No. If you ask again I'm going to bend you around the next rock I see.

 

by Slap_Nuts
4-28-02
Hey, wait a second. Didn't we go our seperate ways in episode 2?
We did, until you chased me down and begged me to take you back.
Oh. Are we there yet?
Die.
Heh heh heh..

 

by Slap_Nuts
4-29-02
How I wish I had a pet squirrel...

 

by Slap_Nuts
4-29-02
What do you have for me, bro?
I gots some acid that be off the heezy yo! You be trippin' out like a biatch wit dis shiat!
Whoa... This stuff makes me want to get naked and dance...
TRIPPY!

 

by Slap_Nuts
4-30-02
I am going to eat your innards.
Fear.

 

by Slap_Nuts
5-20-02
Why, that is a rather large wang printed on your chest!
It's not a wang! It's a logo, you silly robot!
Then what does it stand for?
It stands for... Uh... It stands for...
Okay, it's a wang. Wanna go have sex?

 

by Slap_Nuts
5-20-02
YO WAT BE UP MA BIZNATCH?! COME O'ER HERE AND BUY SUM CRACK AND SHIT, OR I'LL SLAP YOU AROUND LIKE A RED-HAIRED CHILD AT K-MART YO!
Stupid cracka kangaroo!
BLAM!

 

by Slap_Nuts
5-21-02
Wow, it's gay Rick again.
Gosh, that carrot looks a lot like a cock. Maybe I should shove it up my ass.
Man, that was too small. I enjoy big things in my ass. Because I am Rick Steiner, and I like big things in my ass. Because I'm gay like that.

 

by Slap_Nuts
5-21-02
My goodness, look at that huge wang on your head.
It's my ear. Get away from me, pretty boy.
Yes, I am very pretty. It's because I'm gay, and gay people like me like to dress all pretty.
Yeah, now get the fuck away from me.
I want that thing on your head.
Too bad.

 

by Slap_Nuts
5-21-02
Pete and Ashley meet on the street.
Hey there Pete! I am ever so sorry that I ever hurt you! Can we still be friends?
Oh Lord, I pray to you that a ravenous, killer kangaroo with a big gun comes and shoots her silly.
Thank you, Lord!

 

by Slap_Nuts
5-21-02
So... Um, why am I in Hell?
Haven't you read the Bible? Homosexuals go to Hell.
Oh, well, will there be ass-raping down here?
No. Only burning.
Heh heh...

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