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by Slice
7-14-05
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Killer!
Killer who?
Killer house ya got there!

 

by Slice
7-16-05
So, I heard Q the dog's been giving you a hard time...Weird...I doubt it's just cause you're a cat...
Yeah, you're a cat too and whenever he sees you he just keeps on walking... I wonder why he doesn't try to kill you too?
OH MY GOD, HE'S A RACIST ISN'T HE?!

 

by Slice
7-16-05
Yeah, so I've been having trouble finding work lately... nobody seems to take me seriously anymore...
That f*ckin' roadrunner.

 

by Slice
7-16-05
Y'know, nicotine is addictive....you're gonna get lung cancer!
Well coffee ain't that healthy either! It contains tons of caffeine and can cause heartburn, ulcers, even fibrocystic breast disease!
Hmmm... well this has been quite a delightful chat, but I must leave now..
HA! You're just scared of hearing the TRUTH! Yeah, hurts, don't it?
Don't be silly! Us dinosaurs, we're strong! I don't think there's anything on this PLANET that could kill us!
Amen, brother, Amen!

 

by Slice
7-28-05
Do you like coffee?
No, I can't stand alcohol.
Oh, the randomness.

 

by Slice
7-28-05
Welcome to Haunty's clothes and caramel apples! Prices so low, it's scary!
Cool, I would like one caramel apple. Please?
Uhm... ok, but you're in the clothes section..
Who cares? Gimme my apple! NOW!
Just my luck, he was a security blanket.

 

by Slice
7-28-05
Hi uhm...What are you doing in that hole?
Hiding.... I heard there's some weird, scary dude walking around here...
Oh yeah... I kinda quit killing people...
Noooooooo, not you, a door-to-door salesman!
I'm gone.

 

by Slice
8-20-05
Oh, I will....I will....

 

by Slice
8-20-05
Well, there's been a lot of talk about teen pregnancy lately, and as an icon for the youth of today, I thought I would lend you all some advice.
First of all, it would not kill you to use a condom. Unless you're like allergic to latex or something. That would just be sad.
Although I don't see what u guys see in women. Dogs are way better. Dogs don't notice if you call them by other names, get excited by rough play, and will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

 

by Slice
8-23-05
I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

 

by Slice
8-23-05
Are you a politician?
No, I'm what comes out of their mouth.
Are you a politician?
No, I make better decisions than them!
Did somebody call me?

 

by Slice
8-23-05
I spy with my little eye...
I spy.....
Therefore, I am.

 

by Slice
8-23-05
The retina's connected to the, eyeball!
Eyeball???
Eyeball.
Therefore, I am.

 

by Slice
8-23-05
YOU! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU ARE FIRED! BANNED FROM MY COMICS! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
You...hate me?!
YES!
You hate?!
YES!
Therefore, you are.

 

by Slice
8-23-05
Aren't you a bit young to be in a bar? You should leave!
yeah but...sniff..
You're not gonna cry are you?! You're too old to cry! Do you still cry???
Yes...sniff... I cry...
Therefore, she is.

 

by Slice
8-23-05
SO, what'll it be?
I'm an early bird!
Uhm, it's 6 pm.
I know...but just saying.

 

by Slice
8-23-05
I think I'll WESTERN UNION her the money.
Dude, that's not a verb.
IT CAN BE USED AS A VERB!
Oh, sure....You Western Union, She Western Unions, They Western Union, I Western Union....
....Therefore, I am?

 

by Slice
8-23-05
Hey Kirr
Hey Kurr
Where am I?
You're in Drin, Kurr

 

by Slice
8-25-05
Hey! Long time no see, man...So, what did ya want to talk to me about, matey?
Well, it's a long story...but basically, I've got a foolproof plan..
Foolproof, huh? Well, tell me all about it! But first, what do ya say we head down to Billy's and kidnap Q? We could really use his help!
Hmmm...Well, if you want my honest opinion.....I think
...therefore, he is.

 

by Slice
8-28-05
Y'know, If I were a professional mist sprayer...
..and sprayed trees with mists of water...
The kids would call me Mister mister!
Someone stab me.

 

by Slice
8-28-05
...a two-story mansion, five green apples imported from missouri, a pair of socks..
Whoa whoa, slow down...
Hey, don't tell ME to slow down! I'M in charge here!
But we're not even sure you really have hostages!
...hostages?
Anyways, we're losing time.....go on..

 

by Slice
8-29-05
Wait.. So you mean, I can just pick ANY bone??
Yeah, since you suck at fetching what I throw I've decided to let you find your own bone... so, go ahead!
That angry museum owner and hostile policeman crossing the street would like to have a word with you.

 

by Slice
8-29-05
Frickin' girl scouts...

 

by Slice
9-05-05
I'm the unpopular chick here...
What ARE you talking about?
You know, everyone IS something, like the rich girl, the smart guy, the guy down the hall that never leaves his room and eats spiders..
Ugh..those are all labels, I don't believe in labels...
How can you not believe in labels??
I just don't, like, they don't exist...I don't have one...I'm the unlabeled guy!

 

by Slice
9-19-05
WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Therefore...
by Slice, 9-25-05

 

by Slice
9-25-05
Dude, non-donors can make 1 and 2 panel comics now!
Great....
As if I wasn't having enough trouble thinking of punchlines.

 

by Slice
10-16-05
Drugs are bad. They alter your reaction time, kill millions of brain cells, and eat little children and animals.
Not to mention pollute the ozone layer, cause traffic jams, flabbergast your flimflam and make you hallucinate.
Dude, who are you, what are you doing in my house, and who the hell are you talking to?!?!
Drugs...*sniff*... KILLED MY FATHER AND RAPED MY MOTHER!

 

by Slice
10-16-05
Oh wise one... we have travelled from afar to seek your council..
Yes... we seek the answer to the ultimate question...
..The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything..
Yes...well, you know what the question is...as do we... but we seek... an answer...
Based on the wide range of results from various scientific studies, it is clear that the world may never know how many licks it really takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

 

by Slice
11-29-05
I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is, we've had to kill your brother and sister. They were suffering and there was no way we could save them.

 

by Slice
11-29-05
DOC! DOC! You forgot to tell me the good news!
Huh?
Oh.
The good news is, the lamest 2-episode comic in the history of the world is officially over.

 

by Slice
11-29-05

 

by Slice, 4-22-06

 

by Slice
4-22-06
My tail is long and hard ... just.. perfect!
Well mine is soft and fluffy but it's very flexible.
Go read the title of the preceding comic.

 

by Slice
5-15-06
Quite a day, huh?
Yeah.
You know how sometimes, a comic series starts off making sense, you know, and then all of a sudden it's like the writer forgot about the characters' backgrounds?
Yeah.
Sucks.
No kidding.

 

by Slice
5-15-06
Who started the whole "talking animals" thing, anyways?
No idea.

 

by Slice
10-06-08
There! That guy! You see?
So I just shoot him, and you'll pay me?
Well- I mean, yeah, wasn't that the plan?
I dunno. This whole thing is starting to feel like such a hassle.

 

by Slice
10-11-09
Pause for comedic effect...
Nailed it.

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