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by Solidification
7-14-03
Blake on left, Brian on right.
Eric on left, Taylor on right.
Kyle on left, Steph on right.

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
Laura on left, Kim on right.
Chris on left, Cory on right.
Kate on left, Brandon on right.

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
David, get out of bed!
...David?
OH MY GOD HIS WINDOW'S OPEN!!
Snowing in Mississippi?
I wonder if she'll find me today.

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
DAVID! TIME FOR TAEKWON DO!!
Oom-bop chiky chiky! Oom-bop chiky chiky! Whiky whiky whak whiky whiky whiky WHAK WRAP!
..................
Dammit. What a way to ruin a day... Hrm, I wonder where my keys are...?

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
Hahahahahaha!! *click clack click* Haha!
Message Posted: Enjoying yourself, David?
Haha, I sure am. Now, what the Hell did I just do?
Message Posted: YOU JUST SENT ME SOME PORN, SO NOW I'M GROUNDED!!!
...Hahahahahahaha! *click clack click* Haha!
Message Posted: Oh, damn you, David. I hope you burn!

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
Taekwon Do! Spar! Exercise! Train!
1 hour and 30 minutes later!
Pain... Torture... Agony... Help...

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
*sigh* Here I am, the only guy in the world wasting his life online on a Friday night. Never had a girlfriend, probably never will... I wonder if I shouldn't just end it all..?
.........
Message from Kayla: DAVE-O!!!
*smile* I guess I can put that on hold. *click clack click*
Message from Kayla: Oh, wow, really? Mm-hmm. Oh, cool!

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
That's it! I'm tired of wasting my weekends doing nothing but getting online!
It's time I took action! It's time I took a risk! It's time I snuck the Hell outta here again!!!!
ROAD TRIP! DUNNA NUNNA NUNNA DUNNA ROAD TRIP!

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
Sunday's here.. Guess I'll work on those updates on my RPG that I never mention anymore... *click clack click*
*click clack click*
Message from 20 people: D00D liek I found errors on j00r site gimme teh EXPssss!!1!11!1one!1!!!hsift+1!!
NOT IF I CAN FIX THE ERRORS BEFORE OTHERS NOTICE THEM!!! *click clack click* BWAHAHAHA! NO EXP FOR YOU!
Message Sent: What errors?

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
So, my mom ordered pizza..
Message from Daniel: Dude, can I come over and have some?
Only if you bring me a sex slave.
Dude. Lemme just come over.
Mm, the pizza sure is good. It's getting a bit cold, though.
DAMMIT DAVID, LEMME COME OVER, PLEASE!?!?!!

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
So, here's Ryan and Jake, in respective order, threatening each other.
I'm so gonna bust you up!
Bullshit, bitch!
Then, Ryan makes his move, and Jake cowers.
OH, THAT'S IT, IT'S ON NOW!
NO, WAIT!
Ryan pummels on him while Jake threatens to go tell his older brother. WOW!
*pound clobber smack*
I'm gonna tell my brother.

 

by Solidification
7-14-03
Daniel is my friend. He asked me if I wanted to go to the movies.
Hrm.. I guess..
Message from Daniel: Hey, man. Wanna go see Pirates of the Caribbean?
So, I gave him pizza!
Uh, Daniel...?
*munch munch* Busy eating! *munch munch*
Then he bought me a ticket.
Awwww!!! You're so sweet honeybunchkin!!
Uh, I'd like two for Pirates of the Caribbean.

 

by Solidification
7-15-03
Whee! Tra-la-la-la-la! BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY
Should we do something about him...?
Hold him still and I'll smash him with a hammer!
You do that--I'll call for some help.
Gosh, I've never seen any guy do the splits in the air before...

 

by Solidification
7-15-03
So, despite all positive any positive feedback a psychoanalyst may inject into the mind, people are still individuals, and their absolute problem cannot be determined through generalization!
WHEE!! LALALALALALALA!!!!
I feel like shooting myself... I mean, nobody likes me... Why not?
OMG D00D LIEK TEH WTF!!!1!1 lol!1! raffle my waffle LOL!!!1!1!1!!!!
I love you, Kayla. I love everything about you. I would love to spend nights with you in my arms, or just walking in a park or along a beach.
Aww. I love you, too, Dave-O!

 

by Solidification
7-15-03
Now, I'm ignorant on a lot of things dealing with religion.
*click clack click*
Message Posted: So, what? Either God didn't do anything, or he MADE that robber come in in the first place. Otherwise, he took away the robber's free will by forcing him not to shoot you.
But see, when I ask questions, people become so insecure and idiotic that they refuse to really answer anything I have to ask, and just blow off and accuse me of things.
...What the Hell? I was just wondering how that was possible...
Message Posted: D00d omg j00r an atheist!! BURN IN HELL!!
Because of this, I tend to shy away from asking too much, which is why I'm so ignorant.
Note to self: never ask anything on religious message boards.
Message Posted: Hahaha sure pwned that Atheist, huh?

 

by Solidification
7-15-03
Kayla and I have this understanding now. I don't engage in physical contact with her, and then something else on her side.
Yeah...
...Yep...
Thus, our conversations dwindle down to near nonexistent.
So...
Hrm...
It's a sad thing, really.
...Yeah...
...Yep...

 

by Solidification
7-15-03
Kayla and I, expressing our love for each other AGAIN.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Kayla and I got together just a few minutes ago...
Makes sense.
So, are we an item now?
...SCORE!!!
So, can I make out with you?
Sure.

 

by Solidification
7-15-03
I know. Except I won't give any to you.
Mad s3><><0rz with Dave-O is awesome!
BAD BROOKE BAD!! *clobber*
I love you, David! *smooch*
...Oh. Meet Angela.
Angela, we discussed this a LONG time ago, anyway. There's just no excuse for you.
Sex!

 

by Solidification
7-15-03
Several years ago, when I first got the Internet, I saw this:
Uh... "Raffle"?
Message Posted: ROFL!
Ever since then, I've been pronouncing it as "raffle."
I know that, dipshit. I'm trying to pronounce it!
Message Posted: No. Rolling on floor laughing.
Then, I look at another message board and see the r0><><0rz my b0><><0rz, so I sit and try and think of what rhymes with "raffle." Voila. *Note: I did not come up with raffle my waffle.
Raffle... Raffle raffle.. R0><><0rz my b0><><0rz.. RAFFLE MY WAFFLE!!!
Message Posted: OMG LIEK LOL!1!!!!RAFFLE MY WAFFLE!1!!11!!!!

 

by Solidification
7-16-03
Another day in the graveyard with Eric, where he shows me his masculinity.
What, like hitting puberty on your face?
You know, aside from my feminine nature, I can look quite masculine when I forget to shave?
He's such a doll. I bet if I were gay, I would ask him out.
Shall I send you some Poptarts?
Er, no. Anyway, I'm hungry.
But, there's the whole ditching problem.
Okey! Byebye!! I wuv you!!
No, I think I'll randomly disappear, ditching all my friends behind, just so I or my brother can play Ragnarok.

 

by Solidification
7-16-03
Jen's actually pretty smart. She never shows it, of course.
I wonder how you pronounce L-P-N...
I wanna be an LPN.
As you can see, we own a spaceship.
I'm sorry. What is that?
Licensed Practical Nurse.
And sadly, I lose one of my potential love tools.
I thought you were going to be my sex slave...?
HAHAHA!! Oh my god, Dave, no! I'm not like that anymore.

 

by Solidification
7-17-03
I just got Unreal Tournament installed the other day.
Whee! Lalalalalala!!! *click clack click*
Message Posted: You've scored fourteen flags.
Unfortunately, NOBODY will let me play it!
...DAMMIT ALL!!
*System Shut Down* ERROR ERROR!
Everytime someone IMs me, they always make the computer mess up.
I HATE FRIENDS!! I HATE PEOPLE!! DAMMIT ALL!!!!
*Shutting Down*

 

by Solidification
7-17-03
You know what I wanna do.
So what do you wanna do?
Of course, I won't do that. What say we just hug or sit here in a romantic embrace?
...Are you trying to avoid physical contact with me?
...

 

by Solidification
7-17-03
I tend to die on Unreal Tournament.
Ah, just two more seconds before the match begi--WHAT THE FUCK!? HOW DID I DIE!?!? THERE'S NOBODY AROUND ME!!
*You have died ten times in the last second*
...A lot.
Mwahahaha!! I got you now! Go, Redeeme--WHO THE FUCK SHOT OFF MY HEAD!?!?
*You have died a total of fifty-seven times*
Sometimes, the AI kills me when I have god-mode on for the Hell of it.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIE WITH GOD-MODE ON!?!?!?!?
*You have died approximately 4,110 times in the last ten minutes*

 

by Solidification
7-19-03
This irritates me a lot...
........
So, David. I see you lost a little weight.
Look, bud, do you run after me with measuring tape!? NO! Are you looking into my personal files!? You're not smart enough to do that.
Been working out or something?
Note: I really don't act like this. I do not like it when people comment on doing things they have no knowledge of my doing, though, whether it's good or bad.
AND WHAT IF I HAVEN'T BEEN LOSING WEIGHT, HUH!?! ARE YOU GOING TO ADMIT YOUR STUPIDITY IN BLINDLY ASSUMING THIS OR ARROGANCE IN THINKING IT'LL BRIGHTEN UP MY DAY!?!? TAKE YOUR PICK!!
I-I'm sorry...

 

by Solidification
7-30-03
People continuously bitch about some "new" anime that's "new" to the series.
Gundam Wing was somewhat decent... Not as good as a lot of the other things, though...
Dude, Gundam Wing sucked so much ass.
Then they ADORE OLD anime, thinking it's NEW, and only really like it because of about two or three scenes.
Vash is gay. He's got the body of a twenty year-old with the voice of an eight year-old.
OMG!1!!11!!! VASH FROM TRIGUN IS TEH S00 S3><><0RZ2!111!!1!!
This usually leads to (about half my buddy list) screen names involving Vash Eats Donuts. Fortunately, I have a Stupid Moron list for these special people.
Trigun sucks, anyway. I doubt you've even seen anything other than Vash eating donuts.
D00D OMG J00 DON'T LIKE TRIGUN NO WAY GAY!1!!!!

 

by Solidification
7-30-03
Sorry. My last comic didn't make much sense. I was just venting quick anger.
So, here is a robotic arm and an alien to entertain you!
Swiss cheese avocado bean dip!!!
How the fuck can you talk?

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Hey, remember me? Well, a lot sure has changed in my life.
*click clack click* Hey, man.
Message Received: dud wuz^
But not everything. I'm still the same ole' guy wasting away on the computer. Same attitude, same beliefs..
*click clack click* Uh, dude. Don't type like a little schoolgirl on AOL..
Message Received: lolz k so sup?
Same ludicrous bursts of pure rage.
GODDAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM YOU STUPID ASS SON OF A BITCH?!?!?
Message Received: wtf iz ur probleM/

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Meet my friend, Krissie. She's a very wonderful person that means a lot to me.
She has influenced my life more than anyone else combined, really.
And currently, she's fluctuation as characters until I find one cute enough to match her...
So...
...I miss my boyfriend.

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
This is a typical day with me and Krissie before we actually do anything.
So, like, what should we do?
I dunno...
We had a huge talk on how she likes to be the alpha in the group, but only alpha so long as she's beta of the real alpha.
Well, you have any suggestions?
I dunno...
As confusing as that might be, it doesn't help, because the alpha in her life is supposed to be her boyfriend. With his absence, she SHOULD be alpha, now. But, she's not. Instead, she's weird.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!??!
I dunno...

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Krissie and I have a strong connection with each other when we talk deeply about things. We generally see eye-to-eye and we often agree with each other about a lot of things.
I tend to bring myself down a lot amidst my friends. I constantly assume things in utter paranoia, yet I feel very empty without anyone around me.
Yeah, I hear you. I am a social obssessor who is constantly clinging to everyone around me. I just feel like I'm losing contact with all my friends.
We usually talk to each other about really dwelling topics, and we can learn a lot from each other that way.
You shouldn't really feel that way. I mean, you may not always be able to get in touch with me, but I'm always here for yo--
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S THAT?
However, it never fails that when we actually get into something, a distraction occurs and if I'm so lucky it goes away or is dealt with, we just stop talking and move on to a more random conversation
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG PHONE DROP CONVERSATION LOLZ!11!1!one
*ring ring*

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Brian on left, Jen on right.
Yes, I'm still a gay cowboy, but that's okay, because my van is better than your mother.
I want to have sex but I don't want to have sex. I like flirting but hate it. I'm so strange, TEE HEE!
Alex on left, Kyle on right
Hello. I don't know what to do!
Why hello there. I'm a big stupid ogre who smells like green. I sound like grass and look like squares.
Blake left, Brandon right.
I like it up the butt.
I can beat the ass off four large black guys made of pure muscle, biazniatch.

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Ady on the left, Byron on the right.
YO WUSSUP FO'SHEEZY LOL I AM TEH RUSSIAN GANGSTA!1! Shoot u with my glock!1
I'm Byron. I'm black. Yet, I have an intelligence within me, as depressed as I am.
Brennan on left, Brooke on right.
Guitar is my life, and I'm pretty kickass about it. I don't say much, though.
I'm still as mindless as ever TEE HEE!
Kelly on left, Monica on right.
WHAT AM I?!
Time to go enact my Pagan rituals.

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Kate on left, Angie on the right..
WOO ZAH YAH POW!
Touch me lol.
Kayla on left, Krissie on right.
I'm still not talking to you, now...
Let's hang out. WHOOPS! CAN'T! I'm going somewhere, grounded, and going somewhere else!
And so, there you have it. All 16 of my current friends that I speak to on a normal basis.
The only reason I'm here is because I couldn't think of anything else to put in this box. Go have sex with yourself or something...

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Brian's generally very quiet.
So, if at all coinciding with your ability to take in approximately two times as many as I can, what say you, knave, that you should drive us?
...So, is it a girl or guy?
He must do a lot of thinking. With the kinds of people he hangs around, I'm glad I don't know what his thoughts are.
Are you not at all opening your mind to my vocal expressions?
It looks like it has hair on its chest...
Oh, yeah. He does the whole band thing.
WHAT SAY YOU?! SHALL I KEEP YOU AS A GAY COWBOY ETERNALLY?!
FINE. I'LL DRIVE AND CARRY EVERYONE! Now, lemme go play my sax...

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Here's Jen. She's my chew toy.
Hey, Jen.
I broke my thumb.
I found out she tends to hurt herself a lot.
Ow, I bet that hurts...
Yeah. I broke my spine, too. Broke my legs, arms, wrists, fingers, toes, ankles, neck--everything!
But, she makes up for everything in the end...
Damn, woman. Why don't you just stay inside and keep yourself huddled in a corner so you don't kill yourself?
Hrm.... Nah. Wanna make out?

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Alex is probably the one friend I have that I don't talk to all the time.
So, Alex, what's new?
Gotta tinkle.
He's a very quiet character and, like his brother, is mostly on the computer.
Do you, now? That's interesting.
GOTTA GO!!
I generally ignore a lot of what he says. That's probably why I don't know much about him.
So, like, wanna go bowling?
Ah, I feel better, now.

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Kyle is a very down-to-earth feller'. He knows his "schtick," though he's kind of a klutz.
..What do you want to do?
OMG DUDE WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING I AM ETERNALLY BORED!!
Oh, Hell. His nickname, invented by Brennan, is "Big Stupid Ogre."
Well, that helps us none.
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's eternally bored but mostly willing. That's probably why nasal sex is very frequent between us.
...I don't know...
Why am I on the right side, anyway, if I'm speaking first?

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Meet Blake. He's been my friend since 2nd grade, but he moved away to NC after 8th. We still talk on AIM frequently, though.
Hey, Blake.
yea?
He's the sort of guy who never seems to be sure of himself. More of a listener than a talker, and doesn't seem to want to admit his own intelligence.
Goddammit. I thought you stopped with that...
yea?
He used to do this thing that annoyed me that you can plainly see. He stopped that a while ago, but I like to constantly bring it up.
...THAT RESPONSE DIDN'T EVEN FIT IN CONTEXT WITH MY COMMENT!!
yea?

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
Brandon is the most physically fit friend I have.
Brandon, my man!
David! Wassup?!
He's a good street fighter, too. We spar a lot, and he can annihilate pretty much anyone.
Not too much. Get in any fights, lately?
Yeah, man. I just beat the ass-shit out of these blacks the other day.
Fortunately, I have my 1337 martial arts skills, so I can keep him in check when things get out of hand. He also has a tendency to jump the gun in any situation, another reason he needs me.
Dude, someone's gonna think you're racist with you constantly fighting black people.
I hear ya'. Anyway, I'm skipping school tomorrow. Wanna hang out?

 

by Solidification
7-23-04
The last title was supposed to be Brandon The Black.
Yeah, he thinks he's black.
Anyway, we should point something out.
Yeah, when you read his comics, you'll find the narration rarely has anything to do with the comic. Just read all the narrations, then read all the dialogue like they are separate.
...So, what are you, anyway?
I'm Indian, I think... OH! You meant gender. PSH! Hell if I know.

 

by Solidification
7-24-04
Meet Ady. Ady was born in Russia. He was raised in Israel. He then lived in Canada. Currently, he lives in the US, but is visiting Russia to see his grandmother.
Hey, Ady. How's it going?
I shall conquer the entire world with my bare hands!!!
Ady has been all over the place. I suspect he's been gathering top secret information to help him take over the world.
Geez, dude. It's just world domination. Don't freak out or anything.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO FREAK OUT!!!
Of course, he needs to build the attention span for it, too.
Whatever..
HWAI YA SAW SAW SAIYA SAW!!!

 

by Solidification
7-24-04
I don't know Byron personally. He's a friend of Blake's that I met through Brooke, so he lives somewhere in NC.
Hey there, Byron.
I miss my Bwooke.
He went out with Brooke for a while. They broke up, and Byron's been putting on this face to pretend like he's happy when he's not.
Goddammit, dude. Get over it.
I am. Blah blah blah, happy when she's happy.
Byron, cut the shit, bitch. You need to grow up and get over it. We're not dumbasses. We can see it plain as day.
MY ASS YOU ARE, YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU'RE DEPRESSING YOURSELF LIKE A STUPID LITTLE BITCH AND PUTTING ON A FACE TO LIE TO US ALL!
Am not am not am not am not am not!

 

by Solidification
7-24-04
Meet Brennan. Brennan is probably the most talented guitarist I know. If he keeps at it, I know he's going to become famous.
So, Brennan, how about that concert?
What concert?
He has a little problem to get carried away with his music, though, and it becomes all he talks about. I don't have a problem with it, I just can't keep up, since I'm music-illiterate.
Yeah, I didn't go to it, either. So, got anything special you're preparing for the talent show next year?
Prepare? PFFT! I don't NEED to prepare or practice. I'm going to join three bands, and we're all going to place 1st, 2nd, and 3rd and blow you away!
He thinks he's going to blow me away with some super awesome music at the annual talent show our school has. Well, it didn't work last year, and it won't work this year, haha.....
Right, just like last year, huh? Oh, wait. I won last year, and you didn't! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Leave me alone!!!

 

by Solidification
7-24-04
Brooke is another person that's a friend of Blake's that lives in NC. Obviously, we talk on AIM.
Hey, Brooke.
YAWP NERF NYARF!!!!
She's very mindless and random and tries oh-so hard to be cute, but really, she makes me giggle because of how retarded she can get.
So, how about some deep conversation?
Whoops! Gotta go! Uh, my brother needs to get on. Yes, that's it!!
Supposedly, she gets kicked off randomly. I speculate, however....
Uh, Brooke? Brooke? Geez, how can you even type what you're doing?
OH YES!! YES!! GIVE IT TO ME!!! HARDER!

 

by Solidification
7-24-04
This is Kelly. We recently had a huge squabble, but we're fine, now.
KKKELLY!
Neo-Nazi David!
She enjoys man-on-man action, male homosexuality, furry male homoerotic art, and did I mention male homosexuality?
So, what are you?
Gay sex!
She's also a very flamboyant liberal...
That's not a gender...
SILENCE, KNAVE!

 

by Solidification
7-24-04
Meet Monica. She's my old flame. She's a very ritualistic Neo-Pagan.
Hey, kiddo.
Hey...
She's intelligent about the things she knows about, but she's very quiet.
You sound a bit upset. Something wrong?
Nah, just tired....
Sometimes too quiet...
Well, okay then... So, what's on your mind?
VWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I SHALL TOTALLY OBLITERATE EVERYTHING I SEE!

 

by Solidification
7-24-04
Meet Kate. I changed her appearance because I gave up looking for the poorly drawn schoolgirl image. Kate's not really Jewish, mind you. It's an old inside joke.
So, what's going o--
I WANNA BE ON THE LEFT!!
Meet Kate. I changed her appearance because I gave up looking for the poorly drawn schoolgirl image. Kate's not really Jewish, mind you. It's an old inside joke.
Uh, why...?
BECAUSE I WANNA! Can we have a background, too?!?
Meet Kate. I changed her appearance because I gave up looking for the poorly drawn schoolgirl image. Kate's not really Jewish, mind you. It's an old inside joke.
Uh... Why did you repeat the narration?
Are you happy, now?

 

by Solidification
7-24-04
Here's Angie. She's my other chew toy.
Well?
Well, wha--OMG PENIS!
Huh?
...
...I'm finding it rather hard to come up with new narrations for my friends...
I don't see anything...
And now to anally rape him..... UP THE BUTT!!

 

by Solidification
7-24-04
Still not talking...

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