All comics by SpC2K4

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
Why?
Because you are in great peril!
No I'm not!
Yes you are, now let's get out of here!
I can handle them easily.......
Yeah! He can handle us easily! we don't have a chance!

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
We got there just in time!
But I wasn't in trouble...
Yes you were!
Look it's my duty as a knight to face as much peril as I can
We must find the humor...
oh please... let me face some peril...

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
I could handle it you know...
No you couldn't have!
I bet you're gay!
No I'm not!
ugh!
I saved you, you should be happy

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
NI! NI! NI!
NI! NI! NI!
Did you here that Bedevere?
If I said no... would you go first?
Who are you!
We are the knights that say NI! ni!

 

by SpC2K4
3-19-04
Not the knights of Ni! Few live to tell the tale of the Knights of Ni!
Yes that would be us... and we demand a sacrifice!
Knights of Ni... we are but simple travlers who seek the enchanter who lives in these wood...
Ni! Ni! Ni!
Alright alright... what do you want?
A shrubbery!

 

by SpC2K4
3-23-04
Give us a shrubbery please
No!
Ni! Ni! Ni!
Ack!
How dare you say Ni to an old lady!
Who are you?

 

by SpC2K4
3-23-04
Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the shrubber
Shrubberies!
Here is your shrubbery Knights of Ni
Unfortunatly, we are no longer under contract for the knights who say ni, for now we are the knights who say Neeeow ... wum ... ping Bring us another shubbery and we will let you pass!
This is crazy..
Oh no! not "Is" Ahhhhhhhhh

 

by SpC2K4
3-23-04
One day son... all this will be yours
What... the curtains?
No! Not the curtains, lad ... All that ... that will be your kingdom son...
But mother...
Father, son
But, Father, I don't really want any of that.

 

by SpC2K4
3-23-04
Listen, lad, I built this kingdom up from nothing.
But I'd much rather Sing Oh...!
No, you won't sing while I'm here, you just won't! Now listen Alice...
Herbert!
Herbert... your going to marry her!
But I don't like her!

 

by SpC2K4
3-23-04
Don't like her? She's beautiful, she's rich.. she's got huge..... tracts of land
I know... but I wanna marry a girl with a special something, cue the song!
Oh no you don't!
I MUST get out of here
I'll call the guards to make sure you don't leave...
oh drat

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Make sure the prince does not leave this room until I come and get him
Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room, even if you get him, right clang?
No, until I come to get him...
We're not to enter the room until you come to get him, right clang
No, make sure he doesn't leave the room until I come and get him
I think I get it now, Clang

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
There has to be a way out of here...
I know!
I'll write a letter!
Then throw it out the window
Dear knight... ect... ect... know your roots... ect.... ect...
And out it goes, I hope somebody finds it and saves me

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Let's see... To whoever finds this note -I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will. Please come and rescue me, and know your roots
I like the sound of this... a woman in distress, and she knows that pacman is the best thing ever, brave concorde, you will not have died in vain!
I'm not dead though sir...
Then you will not have been mortally wounded in vain!
I could still pull through...

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Slash
Die scum!
Swipe
Out of my way!
Slash
I said out of my way!

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Oh, fair one, behold your humble servant, Sir Launcelot, oh ahem, I hadn't realized that...
So you got my note? Yay
Well umm... yes... but...
You've come to rescue me?
well...err...umm..yes...but...
I knew someone would rescue me! Now I can sing!

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Stop that singing! now who are you?
I'm your son...
Not you! Him!
He's sir lancelot, and he's come to save me
What?
Let's not jump to conclusions here...

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Did you kill the guards? and the 8 wedding guests?
Well I'm afraid so... I'm very sorry
Don't worry sir Lancelot! i've got a rope ready!
the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady.
I can understand that

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Well... you killed the brides father that's all...
I didn't mean to
Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!
oh dear, is he alright?
You even kicked the bride in the chest! It's going to cost me a fortune!
I can explain ... I was in the forest ... riding north from camelot when I found this note...

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Did you say camelot? Doesn't camelot own all of that land?
Umm yes... but...
Come let's have a drink
okay...
Good...good..
Sorry... I'm just really into this genre, Die!!!!! sorry, I did it again...

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Well I have terrible news... my son the prince is dead
but I'd rather think I've gained a daughter, than having lost a son
I'm sure her dead father....
He's not dead (pswpswpsw) Now he is
would surely want me to make this legally binding merg... I mean marriage
I'm not dead though!

 

by SpC2K4
3-24-04
Come! Let's make our escape while he tells his story!
But I must make a .. a...
Dramatic escape?
Yes! You're not fit for this genre, so out of my way!
Heres a rope sire
Can someone like give me a push?

 

by SpC2K4
3-25-04
And so all the knights after their journey got back together
There you are everyone! Bedevere and I have been looking for you...
If you can count almost being killed by the knight who say ni who are no longer the knights who say ni looking, then yes, that's what we were doing
Spring turned to fall, fall turned to winter, winter skipped spring, and went straight to summer
Shouldn't it be spring now?
I think it skipped over spring now that you mention it
And they ate Robins Ministrals, and everyone was happy
Sorry we ate your singers robin... I know how sad you must be
Why didn't I think of klling them before...

 

by SpC2K4
3-25-04
Hahahahah i can make fire
help me!
How can you make fire? You must be the enchanter!
That I am, I am tim the enchanter, and you are King Author
How did you know?
You made me... oh and it's on your name tag, and I know everything!

 

by SpC2K4
3-25-04
We are seeking the...
Yes, Yes I know , you are seeking the holy grail
Yes ... and obviously any help we get is ... is very ... helpful.
To the north there lies a cave, the cave of Caerbannog,
But follow only if you are men of valour. For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a monster, a creature so foul and cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived.
Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair ...

 

by SpC2K4
3-25-04
So tim... wheres this monster you were talking about? Behind the rabbit?
No, it is the rabbit
You cretin! you got us all worked up over a rabbit
That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.
You got us all worked up over this? I soiled my armor thanks to you....

 

by SpC2K4
3-25-04
Charge!
Yes I finally get a part! Die Foul creature!
Who did we lose?
Gawain, sir, that rabbit is dynomite!

 

by SpC2K4
3-25-04
Would it help to confuse him if we ran away more.
Shut up and get into your armor...
Let us taunt it. It may become so cross that it will make a mistake!
How would that help?
How about the holy Hand Grenade?
Ahh yes, Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

 

by SpC2K4
3-25-04
So how does it...er...work
I don't know, consult the book of armaments
And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...
Skip a bit brother...
oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the..

 

by SpC2K4
3-25-04
Here goes nothign... 1... 2... 5!
3 sir!
3!

 

by SpC2K4
3-25-04
Look! There it is! The bridge of death!
The Bridge is guarded by a bridgekeeper, who asks each traveller three questions. And he who answers the three questions can
And if they *gulp* get it wrong?
You are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
Err hey... why doesn't lancelot go first?
you should go first sir robin... but okay, brave sir lancelot will answer the old mans questions

 

by SpC2K4
3-26-04
Alright our first contestant, what is your name?
I am Sir Lancelot of Camelot
What is your quest?
To seek the holy grail
What is your favorite color?
Blue

 

by SpC2K4
3-26-04
You may pass!
okay...
That was easy... my turn!
What is your name?
You need to come with me sir
okay...

 

by SpC2K4
3-26-04
What is your quest?
To seek the holy grail
What is the capital of Asyria?
I....don't...know
Sorry, that's wron!
No!!!! I'm falling! I'm going to die! DIE! DIE!

 

by SpC2K4
3-26-04
My name is Sir Gallahad
What is your quest?
To seek the holy grail
What is your favorite color?
Blue... I mean Yelloooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooow! oof this is going to hurt isn't it?

 

by SpC2K4
3-26-04
I am King Author! I seek the holy grail!
What is the wing velocity of a laden swallow?
African or european?
Err... I don't know...
There he goes

 

by SpC2K4
3-26-04
So, how did you know so much about swallows?
It's my job as Author...
For me to take you to the gate, you must answer me these questions, 28
Screw this
Did you have to push him in the water?
Yes... yes I did

 

by SpC2K4
3-26-04
Let me in! I must have the holy humor!
No you silly engleshmen
Arg!
I'll get the knights sir...
Rah! Rah! Rah! all 10000 of us will take down you french fools!
Today, we avenge the deaths of many honerable knights, prepare to die for your country!

 

by SpC2K4
3-26-04
Excuse me sir you have to come with us... your wanted for not being funny
But I was This close to getting the holy humor...
Sorry you have to come with us
No!!!!
THE END
Stupid...no...good... blargh

 

by SpC2K4
3-30-04
I'm sick of these stupid contests...
I'm sick of people who complain about contests
Did you have to take my airsuit now I can't breathe
You just like to complain
Now you took my shirt you meanie! It's not fair...
whine whine whine... would you like cheese with that whine?

 

by SpC2K4
4-02-04
bah this is stupid... we all know mario 3 is going to win this
Good point.. but you never know...
yeah, Metal Gear Could make a comeback... next year that is
Yeah, who in their right mind would pick Metal Gear over Mario 3?
Ahh Damnit

 

by SpC2K4
4-02-04
Why isn't the contest the featured poll of the day?
When you pay me whatever GameRiot is
What exactly are they paying you?
*whisper wihsper whisper*
*whimper*
Does that answer your question?

 

by SpC2K4
4-04-04
Alas poor pacman
You didn't EXPECT it to beat metroid did you?
Well...
You didn't did you?
Yes
Sucks to be you then

 

by SpC2K4
4-04-04
Looks like I could be in this contest afterall! go metroid!
But Samus doesn't really have TJF...
I thought you were on MY side
I am... but still...
This is going to leave a mess...

 

by SpC2K4
4-04-04
Phantasy Star is going to win...
NO! CONTRA WILL WIN!
Yikes... you don't have to yell
Don't worry I like mice...
phew, that's a relief...
They're tasty

 

by SpC2K4
4-04-04
lol
What's so funny brother?
People think Phantasy star will make a comeback
But couldn't it? It's awful close
Contra wins
maybe..

 

by SpC2K4
4-05-04
Pitfall is SO much better than Final Fantasy
No it's not
You didn't have to cast Fire 3 on me!
I didn't
Then who was it?
The author

 

by SpC2K4
4-05-04
I do believe 8-bit theatre is the reason Final Fantasy won... that or the name... it's not that good of a game afterall
So why didn't pacman win? I love pacman...
Pacmans not popular, Final Fantasy 7 is, stupid ff fanboys
If I was the creator of the comic...
don't give him ideas...
hey, I'm not the one who said Final Fantasy was stupid

 

by SpC2K4
4-05-04
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You are probably wondering why this was made
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well the comic creator is a genius
it burns!!!
He burned whoever insulted pacman.. . I mean final fantasy, yeah

 

by SpC2K4
4-06-04
I'm going hunting, come faithful dog
Ruff! Ruff!
Damn I missed
ehehehehehehe
damn dog
damn donkey kong

 

by SpC2K4
4-06-04
5 dollars to shoot the dog, 5 dollars to shoot the dog
What?
I know a game genie code that allows you to shoot the dog in duck hunt, interested?
YES!
Your support is appreciated
Now it's time for you to pay dog! SAY YER PRAYERS

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