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by Spartan117
3-20-05
Hey there. Are you new?
Yeah. I'm Joe. Do you know Isaac McDaniels?
Yeah why?
I hear he's gonna get jumped.
Sup, homie gizzles. Can I get some Cali Chronic? I know you fynna hook a brother up!
What the f---?

 

by Spartan117
3-20-05
Hey there. I'm Matt.
I'm Jamal, Steve's friend.
You hear about Joe?
No what happened?
This is Joe.
Hey coppers! F--- You B*tches! I'm Rick James, b-- (passes out)
Dear Lord.

 

by Spartan117
3-21-05
This just in! A man with a golden AK-47 has gone rampant!
And he is only partially sober!
We now take you to the scene with Arnie Jones! Arnie?
And Arnie is only partially retarded!
Why does that matter?
You want the truth John? You want the damn truth? You can't handle the--- (passes out)

 

by Spartan117
3-21-05
I am the man with the golden AK-47!
But that's a shotgun!
I said, I am the man with the golden AK-47!
But that's a shotgun!
You want some of me bitch?
Moving on...

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
Ho! Ho! Ho! I feel sorry for Catholics!
Their Pope has died! Ha! Ha!
I hate them so!

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
Hey copper! Hold my piss, please!
You're lucky I'm new.
Seriously.
After I write you up.
Okay. Hold my semen!
You're lucky I'm... Dear God!

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
Here lies our dearly departed son: Franklin M. Valencia.
(sigh)
Tragically killed by a tank, he is survived by a wife and two kids.
(sigh) Why must the good die young?!
Now, at the wake, we must all gather to pay our respects to Frank.
Fuck that! I'm goin' to the reception for a beer!

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
Director- All you have to do is undress this girl.
Okay.
Director- No. Just get her naked.
Can you close your eyes?
Director- Are you gay?
Can I close my eyes?

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
Director- Just talk dirty to her while you undress her.
Oh, Tommy you're so powerful!
Do you want a bagel?
Oh, Tommy! Dominate me daddy!
Shut up you fat cow.
Oh, Tommy you're an animal!
Which one, slut?

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
How much for head?
500
Hand?
1500
Anal?
If only I had the tools.

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
(farts)
Oh, my...

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
Woo
Woo
Hey shut up.
Yessir.

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
So, Tim, I hear that you're leaving and going to Pensacola.
Yes, Butch. I have to go.
We'll miss you bud.
You take care now.
Is he gone? The fire-cracker/ fireworks launcher is haywire.

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
In a time when good and evil were in a struggle...
Gimme my damn popcorn.
One man had the courage to fight evil.
Get your ass off my leg!
SPRING 20005
20005? To hell with this preview.

 

by Spartan117
4-04-05
AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! Help Me!
It's scary as hell!
EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
Please don't hurt me!
No more!
No!
Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby!
What the hell?

 

by Spartan117
4-05-05
Listen to me, Spaceman.
Okay Death.
If you ever tell anyone that I'm injured, there will be dire consequences!
Go on...
That's it... What the hell is wrong with you?
Who are you again?

 

by Spartan117
4-05-05
I'm telling you!
Okay...
You should ditch BET and go to MTV!
Just 'cause you're sitting next to me don't mean you're my manager.
Okay. Can you sign my ass?
Got a pen?

 

by Spartan117
4-05-05
It says here that I need to improve my writing skills.
Try to use better penmanship.
Hmmmmm......
You should also try to focus...
Oh hell no..
Focus.... Hmmm.

 

by Spartan117
4-05-05
(Both) DOT
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PIT
P
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F-AT- FAT
That's it buddy.

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