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by SpeeD
3-09-05
Dude.!!.. I just got my mount in World of Warcraft.. It's freakin Leet!
man... I just got my mount, then my account expired
man that sucks. What are you gonna do now that you're not playin WoW 24/7?
Well.... I guess i'll try to cure cancer and end world hunger.
The next week
So Gee, You've cured all of the world's major diseases and you solved world hunger.. What's next for Mr. Li?
Well...... I guess I'll go play some World of Warcraft..

 

by SpeeD
3-09-05
Gee walks in for a job interview..
what? you're the boss?! but.. but you're just a chicken
Who ya callin a chicken ya pansy! You're fired!
Later that same week
Man.. that last job interview was whack! But who woulda thought I'd get a chance to work for the President!
.... what kid.. Haven't you ever seen me on TV?

 

by SpeeD
3-09-05
*thud* *thud*... Hugh.. you almost done in there? I REALLY gotta go!!!
whoa... this wall is pretty badass
*thud* *thud*... Hugh! c'mon man this isn't funny
Oh yea man, I'm not usin the stall, it's all yours
Moments later
Ugh Hugh.. Can I get some privacy?
Don't worry man, I'm not lookin...

 

by SpeeD
4-13-05
Arron.. I just noticed what a big head you have..
what are you talkin about man? My head is fine.
Man, you should get that shit checked out.
Y'know.. I do feel kinda funny, I'll see what the doctor can find.. later man.
The next day.
so dude, the doc find anything?
... I have cancer.

 

by SpeeD
4-13-05
Test Day in Gonzo's
Gonzo Blows!!!!
Shut Up! We're taking a test!
Ok, I'm leaving... no talking.

 

by SpeeD
4-13-05
God damn it Ian. I can't believe Gonzo's test yesterday.
True. I mean, he only teaches the right side of the class. How the hell am I suppose to learn?! Fuck that!
I mean, Jesus Christ, what gives.
He's just lucky I don't come to school armed. I woulda whacked him a long time ago.
.... dude, this is so wrong.
Yea man, I know.. I know.

 

by SpeeD
4-13-05
Sup Joey!!!!! what up fellah?
What do you want Ian? can't you see i'm playin my DS here?
Hey man. chill out.. I mean, we sit at the same table dude; Give peace a chance.
... Leave now before I destroy you.
Alright man, you know what? Screw you; Gee is cooler anyway.
I'm so lonely =(...

 

by SpeeD
4-15-05
Dude, my new restaraunt is opening next week.
Sweet man, what is the name of your restaraunt.
China Harbor. We're opening our 281 & 1604 location
Badass man. I love chinese food
cool, so you wanna go to the Grand Opening party?
nah man. I'm gonna get some pussy from my girl; But thanks anyway

 

by SpeeD
4-15-05
So, this thing is gonna turn me back into a human?
Well, it'll turn you into your previous state, which means you'll be a very badly drawn horse.
so it's either a horse or a green blob huh?
Basically.
Hey, could you just make me a robot? I wanna be like... an ultra-destructo bot.
*sigh* I'll get right on it.

 

by SpeeD
4-15-05
Man! Why the hell are we at the Mall?!
I told ya man, Ed Boon is havin a signing for Mortal Kombat 12. I have to get an autograph!
man, this line is freakin long. we've been waiting here for like. 5 hours
Yea man, I can't even see the start of it. maybe he's on the other side of the mall.
..... where the fuck are we?
Man. Seriously, you've been complaining since we got here..I mean... what the fuck?!

 

by SpeeD
4-15-05
Oh shit, where the fuck am I? Oh shit! oh shit! I'm underwater.. I'm gonna die! Oh fuck I'm gonna die!
alright, calm down man.. there must be some way outta here... try communicating with the fish like Aquaman..
Ah fuck, that's no help!
.....?

 

by SpeeD
5-07-05
Well doctor.. I think I caught the flu or somethin.. I'm feelin all sick inside.
ah. I see this kinda of thing all the time.. just step into our machine and we'll figure out what's wrong with you..
.... a little while later..
so.. what's wrong with me doc?
Well; you have lung cancer..
.......
hahaha, just kidding.. it's probably just a 24-hour bug; quit bein a pussy and take a cough drop or somethin.

 

by SpeeD
1-05-07
Hi, how can I help you?
well.. I wanna buy this hammer, but there's no price on it.
umm.. this is a restaraunt. We don't sell hammers sir...
well I want to buy the nails then.
Umm.. I don't think you understand the concept.
Fuck you, I'm taking them one way or another

 

by SpeeD
1-05-07
...Can I take your Order?
Umm.. I.. want....
..I want....
all your fuckin cash bub.. one move and you'll lose your left nut.. wanna lose your left nut?

 

by SpeeD
1-06-07
shit, how do I end up in these places anyway?...
Boo! Muahha
AHHHH!
BOO!!!
3 minutes later..
umm.. anything else?
....I got alcohol...

 

by SpeeD
1-07-07
Who's There?
Knock Knock!
Terrorist!
Obviously you don't get the structure of the Knock Knock Joke do you?
...Oh Shit. Let me try that again

 

by SpeeD
1-07-07
knock knock
Who's there?
Allah Jihad!
Alright man, this is the second time.. Now I'm gonna show you how you do it ok? You go inside and I'll be outside.
....ok..

 

by SpeeD
1-07-07
Knock Knock
Yes.. Um.. who is it?
Joe!
5 minutes later..
umm.. I said Joe!... Joe Shit.! That fucker took all my stuff!

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