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by Spike0rz
2-29-04
FUCKING LIGHT BULB
WHOEVER'S TOUCHING MY COCK, STOP IT.

 

by Spike0rz
3-06-04
you're a chick, right?

 

by Spike0rz
3-06-04
EPISODE 1: YO SUPP!!!11
HEY BITCH HO WHAT UP NIGGA
hey ma maen how yo doooin mofofucker?
:: laughter ::
DID YO JUST CALL ME A MOFO MOFOFUCKIN MOFOFUCKER YO TIGHT ASS BITCH WHORE?
YEH YO DAMN RIGHT I DID IM GONNA GET MA BAD ASS MOFO BOYFRIEND TO FUCK YO UP, NIGGA!
:: laughter and clapping ::
HAHAHA YO GOD DAMN BOYFRIEND IS A MOFOFUCKING HONKY, BITCH!
lol plz let me go big black person

 

by Spike0rz
3-06-04
EPISODE 2: mofofucking homework
hey dad sup
HEY SON YO DONE YO MOFOFUCKING HOMEWORK AIGHT?
:: laughter ::
aight dad but i aint got it man
YO BITCH MOFOFUCKING SHOW ME AIGHT!? OR THERE'LL BE NO MOFOFUCKING RAP MUSIC TONIGHT, AIGHT?
:: extravagant laughter and clapping ::
but i ain't got it here man
THEN I'M GONNA MOFOFUCKING SHOOT YO FUCKIN BRAINS OUT!

 

by Spike0rz
3-06-04
EPISODE 3: CRIME!
"FUCK DA WHITE MAN, YO UNDASTAND? IM ONE RAPPER WHO GOT DA PLAN. IM GONNA GET MA GUN GET MA MOFOFUCKIN KNIFE AN HUNT DAT MOFOFUGGA DOWN, TAKE HIS LIFE"
that's some stupid shit you're singing
:: yelling laughter ::
HEY MOFOFUCKER DATS A HATE CRIME AIGHT!!!! IM GONNA SHOOT YO HONKY ASS DOWN! JUSTICE FO DA MOFOFUCKING BLACK GUY AIGHT!!!1
:: cheering and clapping ::
You're being arrested for hate crime young man.
OMG NO MY WHITE ASS! I SURE DO SUCK!

 

by Spike0rz
3-06-04
EPISODE 4: PRISON
YO KID I CANT SEE YO SO MUCH NOW IM OUT DA PRISON AIGHT?
yo dad why were yo in prison?
:: laughter ::
THOSE MOFOFUCKERS 'RESTED ME FO NUTTIN, AIGHT?! I DUN NUTHIN!
boy dad they sure is a hell of a lot of innocent black people in prison
:: cheering and clapping ::
WELL KID, WE LIVIN IN ONE MOFOFUCKING RACIST COUNTRY FULL O WHITE HONKEY MOFOFUCKERS!
yo damn right dad!

 

by Spike0rz
3-13-04
i call this THE DILDO!
next
THIS IS THE CHEESE MAKING MACHINE!
cheese is gay get the fuck out
everyone who has bad eyesight knows how frustrating life becomes, so i present to you, THE PENIS MONACLE!
SOLD!!!!

 

by Spike0rz
3-13-04
sometimes i spoon my dog
that's disgusting, the dog should go in front
wow a new background!
IT'S TOO GAY. AND WHY WON'T ANYONE BUY MY DIRTY PANTIES?! I THOUGHT JAPANESE PEOPLE LOVE THEM!
with failure of things to say, i'd just like to mention Jaguar Warrior is gay for making Luke a squrriel. HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE IT AND HE TOOK OUT HIS ANGER ON ME ;_;
you deserved it, you whore

 

by Spike0rz
3-14-04
An American tourist visits Britain for the first time...
So British stereotypes aren't true?
Hardly any of them, apart from drinking tea.
Haha, oh yeah, a bunch of tea drinkers..
But it's just a national drink, like coffee is in America, and semen is in France.
What?
I said wine.

 

by Spike0rz
5-25-04
HOLLA IN NEW YORK YO
HOLLA!
HOLLA!!
HOLLA AT YO AMBULANCE
HOLLA!
HOLLA ATCHA HO
HOLLA ROUND AMERICA MA NIZZLE
HOLLA YO
HOLLA FO SHIZZLE!

 

by Spike0rz
12-01-04
so... you're new here huh
yeh
cool
i see you're black

 

by Spike0rz
12-02-04
FUCKING LIGHT BULB
WHOEVER'S TOUCHING MY COCK, AT LEAST RUB HARDER.

 

by Spike0rz
12-02-04
my mouth really hurts
my groin is in quite a lot of pain..
i think you should stop sucking my cock so hard

 

by Spike0rz
12-02-04
looks like luke is shamelessly using us to get across his opinions again
what a fag
Comment: "Wanna know a secret? You suck."
we'd like to thank 'anonymous' for leaving the pleasent comment above
yeah, at least i get money for sucking
is that all?
yes

 

by Spike0rz
12-06-04
On playing Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas..
hello
hey bitch i'm here to rob yo' joint
well.. you can't.. rockstar left that part out of the game this time
WHAT? lemmie get this straight.. i'm a hardcore ghetto bouy raised in da hood, i'm broke, and i ain't robbin any stores?
yes
DAYUMN FOO!

 

by Spike0rz
3-02-05
O MAN I REALLY FUCKIN LOVE COMPUters
I FUcckin LOVE MAKIN COMICS!!1
YOU MAKE TOO MANy FUCKING COMICS GET A FUCKING LIFE
wana no a secret? u suk
i'm a fucking computer

 

by Spike0rz
5-09-05
THEYF UCKING LANDED IN A SPACESHip AND BOOOooommm OMG WHAT HAPPENED MY FRIENDS
ARGARHGARGHA I GOT A FUCKIGN BABY
AAHHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING TWAT
FOLOWING TWISTED PLOT TURNS A YEAR LATER THE FELLOWS CATCH UP WITH EACHOEtrh!!!1
IT'S NOT MYF CIKGIN FAULTJGImkl;bvft
MY FACEEE!!!!1
ANOTEHR YEAR LATER AND QUESTions MUST BE ASKEd TO KEep THE FRIENDSHIP ALIVEREEEE
WELL WHERE SHALL I PUT TTHIs
in my bum

 

by Spike0rz
5-09-05
whose are those brown trousers
i don't know
the house is locked
i don't know them
to be motehrfucking continued
those brown trousers on the line, whose are they?
i don't know, i'm ill, please leave me alone

 

by Spike0rz
5-09-05
is mohammed reza in?
who is mohammed reza?
who do those brown trousers belong to
they belong to my grandson
where is mohammed reza
i don't know

 

by Spike0rz
5-09-05
excuse me where is hematti?
which hematti
ali hematti
he left 5 minutes ago
where to
he has gone to Koran with his father

 

by Spike0rz
5-09-05
ahmad where are you going? where have you been?
poshteh
why go to poshteh
to give mohammed reza his exercise book
where are you going now?
to the bakery

 

by Spike0rz
5-09-05
that ahmed never listens
a kid nowadays needs a good beating
no, in our society, a kid must learn from his father
a good beating gets the job done
well if i did that i'd beat him every day, what good would that do?
it's the only way he'll learn

 

by Spike0rz
5-09-05
hematti
yes ahmed
have you seen mohammed reza
yes he's gone to poshtah
i've just been there
he just left with his mother he came to get bread

 

by Spike0rz
5-09-05
mohammed!!
yes?
i have your exercise book
oh thank you
now fuck me in the ass
sure

 

by Spike0rz
5-23-05
mr. jones likes a good sing along to his favourite music
'CAUSE IT'S EASY ONE YOU KNOW HOW IT'S DONE! YOU CAN'T STOP NOW, IT'S ALREADY BEGUN! YOU FEEL IT, RUNNING THROUGH YOUR BONES... AND THEN YOU JERK IT OUT!
awwwww that was so upbeat and lovely ^_^
YES! BUT NOW THE SONG HAS ENDED, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

 

by Spike0rz
5-23-05
mr. piggy finds a church!!
SANNCCTUUARRYYY!!!!112
ya gotta be darn stoopid or a plain eediot ta go in there, strain-ja
stfu cowboy i want sanctuary
dont say i din warn ya
ARGHHHHH
LOLROFLPLZ K THX MMMm BACON LOL!!!!1122

 

by Spike0rz
5-23-05
The true passions of romance... They.. They make me tremor with pleasure...
The mating ritural of a sparrow.. The desire of one heart for another as one's hand is placed on his chest... The beautiful sunsets across the seas...
A big, black, juicy cock...

 

by Spike0rz
5-23-05
CAPATAIN BOLCOKS!!!1 THERE'S A FUCKING ARM ON A KILLING SPREE!
HOLYMOTHERFUCKING SHITTING HELL GOD NOOOOOO!!!1112 ARGHHH!!!124 NOOOOOOOOO!!!
AHAHAHAHAhaha EVILL
FOUND YOU YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!! STOP DOING THAT!!!1
very well then
YOU FUCKING SHIT

 

by Spike0rz
5-24-05
CAPATIN BOLOCOSK!!! AUHABNI AJIAJKAI OUIHE FJIN!!1!12 ffffffffffffffffffffffff
what
AAHAHAHAHA I AM YOR NEW LEADER
ur gay
HEY YOU! COME BACK!
fuck off

 

by Spike0rz
5-24-05
MWHAAHahhahaah hahahahaha hahaah
my balls are bigger than yours
HEY BUDDy WHere might i DFIND MY FRIEnd PIRATe
I DO NOT FUCKIN KNOW ANY FUCKIN PIRATE CAPATIN COCKENDER
............................ your mother.
my mother died in a forestfire.

 

by Spike0rz
8-27-05
CAPATAIN BOLOCKX ALIENS AT FARM TELL THEM TO BOLOOCK OFF WITH YOUR BOLOOCK POWER!
ALLAHHLAAHH
RIGHT YOU FUCK OFF
KEMAL KEMAL AREEEEEHH KUN QARAH!!!!!!111111
sorry mate dont talk to bummers

 

by Spike0rz
8-27-05
CAPATAIN BOLLOCKS WAS ONCE A COON CALLEd B-TRIX
O MAN IM BLACK AS A SHIT ILL NEVER SURVIVE THROUGH HEAT!!1
YEH FOO YO BLACK ASS WILL SIZZLE!!!11112
PIRATE WAS A FUCKN LIZARD!!!11356
IM DRESSED IN WHITE I FUCKIN REFLECT HEAT!!!!!!111
THE HEAT WAS TOO MUCH FOR NIGGER B-trIX AND THE HEAT CAUSED HIM TO BECOMEEE...
CAPATATAINNNN BOLLOOCKCSSSS but u can call me clit lover!!!23

 

by Spike0rz
1-19-06
so i ad this cock rite
cock as in chicken
no
penis?
what do you want anyway
do i punch like a meercat?

 

by Spike0rz
10-29-06
john
yeah
you ever think there's more to life
more than what
shagging women
no

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