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Hi Molly! Did you think we should have a party?
No, never again.
Why not? I mean it would be fun, and I'll let you get the Christmas tree.
First of all, the last time we had a party it sucked... Alot. The lights kept on turning on and off. Plus everybody left for the arcade.
I said you could get the Christmas tree this time.
Yeah but then I would have to give you a present. I don't have that much money for a plasma tv!

 

Hi Vanessa.
Oh, uh... Hi Ed.
Um... Will you be my girlfriend?
Of course...
Really!
No, you did'nt let me finish my sentence. I said "Of course not."

 

Whoa dude you're about to beat my highscore!
I hate you.

 

Well son this is my job.
I think it sucks a little.
Well it looks like someone isn't getting that iPhone they wanted.
No! Please, have mercy!

 

Hey you owe me $2000 for my 4 Xbox 360 Elites I bought from you
He ran away... Again.

 

Hey, you're a Magician!
Actually, we prefer, Upperclass.
Wow.

 

Hello. Um... Are you a real army man?
No, that's an insult. Army men are little plastic figures with guns. But I am in the army.
Can I have your autograph
Sure.
One autograph later...
Bye Army man!

 

So Ed Aloc, is it true that you are going to go to the moon?
No. But my friend is.
Who is your friend?
You mean Zack?
Who the?
Is it true that you.....

 

E
Ed, have you been reading that book you promised me you would read?
Relax, I'm already at page fifty...
...Out of two-thousand.

 

Ed, have you been reading that book you promised me you would read?
Relax, I'm already at page fifty...
...Out of two-thousand.

 

You're the worst clown I've ever seen.
What?!
I said you're the worst clown ever!
^Sob^ ^Sob ^Sob^
It's okay! Um... I hate all clowns. So you're not the only bad one!

 

Yo dude, what are you eating?
Shut Up!
Make me!
Yo Mama!
Oh no you didn't!

 

Um... Why do you have dog ears?
I'm from the cartoon show Inu-Yasha.
Really?
Nope. I just say that so people go out with me. Plus these are cat ears. Idiot.

 

OOO! OOO! AHH! AHH!
Are you going to space?
AHH! AHH! OOO! OOO!
Then you should meet my friend Zack.
How can you understand him?
I don't know.

 

You!
Me!
You!
Shut Up!
......

 

What are you guys doing?
Oh, we're just parading the town saying "Say no to Drugs."
We are? 'Cause I smoke all the time.

 

Okay, you might want to take notes on this.
Okay go on.
Hurry up! The School Newspaper isn't gonna write it self you know!
Next.

 

Yo Ed.
Hey.
Have you seen that new movie...Um... "Live free or Ed hard"?
Holy crap! I've gotta go! But not really.
Everybody's a critic.

 

Nope that's not it.
Nope that's not it.
Holy crap!... Nope that's not it.

 

I just can't think of what I have to do today.
What do you want?
Your lunch money.
But it's...Summer
I know. (Sigh)

 

Hey! We should team up and fight zombies on Boxhead 2play, at Addictinggames.com.
Yeah! We should!
Cool!
So now what do we do?
I!...Don't know.

 

Hey Zack! This is my new friend, Blob. He's gonna sleep over at my house! It's gonna be so fun!
You're.....Never mind.

 

Hey kid, yo' kinda make me wanna die or something. You no, kinda ugly. Actually, why don't kill yourself, Save us alotta time.
You'll pay for saying that!
Yeah right! Squirt like you couldn't even hurt a fly.
Um...Dude did you just try to beat up a little kid?
Actually she beat me up. (Groan)

 

So, you think you can just steal a rifle from me?
Well maybe I do. Or maybe you should go to school instead of threatening to kill me after I stole a loaded rifle from you.
Oh Crap!
What a baby.

 

Listen pal, you are some idiot trying to tell me that you aren't the one who stole a weelchair.
Well I didn't. Besides, the writer spelt wheelchair wrong.
You're wearing the same clothes, and the same shoes!
If I am, then Uh... Give me two million bucks.
Guy strolls away down the hill. After the Trenchcoat dude gives Guy two-million bucks.
Oh here.
Sucker!

 

Hey Avery! Give me some cash! I need to buy the new green day cd!
Sorry, I just bought it! Plus, I don’t have any money. But you can got to the bank and…”
I don’t need yo’ stinkin’ money!

 

Garen walked off to Sam’s house. And ripped the doors off its hinges.
SAM!!!! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!!!
Why?
I NEED THE NEW GREEN DAY CD!!!!!!!
Again I ask, why?
CAUSE… UM… I WANT IT!
Okay, if I give you my money, will you leave?

 

Okay, if I give you my money, will you leave?
Uh…Probably…Not.
THEN LEAVE ANYWAY!
Wow! That Sam Barnhart sure is feisty.

 

Welcome to the Geek version of American idol! Todays episode, the winner will receive to hundred apples!
And our first contestant is... Zack *Blank*!
Can i go now?
Okay, here goes! Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your gilfriend was a freak like me?

 

You Suck!
I guess that means I lost.
Get off the freakin' stage you idiot! BOO! BOO!

 

Sorry for that terible and sucky singing. Our next contestant is Garen!
What's his last name?
Oh, uh. It doesn't say.
Well, I guess, since all of the contestants that participate in this show usualy all suck, then I guess our next contestant will be... Garen Sucky!
I'm to sexy for my shirt. I'm to sexy for my shirt. So sexy, it hurts.

 

Yes Garen you are very sexy. And you rock! But not really.
Yes he did rock didn't he?
And up next is...
Wait! I just want to say, Garen was our best contestant so far.
He was only the second contestant.
Yeah, but he's better than that sucky Zack kid.

 

And now, our next contestant is... *Blank* *Blank*!
I will kill you!
Evacuate! Evacuate!
I can't! The way I'm drawn I, I, cant, Move!

 

Okay, This is what *GULP* we will soon look like.
AGHHHH!!!
PLEASE STAND BY....
To be continued...

 

Sorry about that, things got a little graphic for our younger veiwers.
Hey, what's wrong? Bring on the gore.
Well anyway, we'll be your judges from now on. We don't really know who's next, so...
Come on, bring on the suckers!
Don't wanna be an American idiot! Don't want a nation under the new mania! Can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind *BEEP* America.

 

That was actually better than I thought it would be.
Totally.

 

Who's next?
How the heck am I supposed to know?
Oh Yeah! Hear we go! Schools out, for for summer! Schools been blown to pieces! Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! Rock On!
You forgot an apostrophe.
Yeah! Which means you suck! next.

 

Okay, let's see who's next.
Whatever.
Whoa! arent you the guy from that sweet game, "The Darkness"?
Yeah. Oh, and by the way, there's an achivment if you watch the movie with my gilfriend near the first part.
Sweeeeet...
Totally

 

You're so pretty, but it's a pity, you're not old, and covered in mold.
Uh... Okay. That was officialy freaky.
Rock on!

 

Well, our next contestant is...
Someone!
To the Window! To the wall! To the window to the wall!
Oh Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!
Thanks.

 

And now for the next, probably sucky... Whatshisname
Let's see what you got.
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night and no one's about to save you from the beast about to strike. You know it's thriller, thriller night.
Dude. I think you might win.
Duh.

 

Okay, and finally the last but not least, our last contestant... Robocop!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. Domo arigato Mr Roboto. Mata ah-oo hima de! Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Himitsu wo shiri ta! You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin!
Oh, my gosh. That was the best imprssion of Styx I've ever seen!
Sweeeeet.

 

And the winner of this weeks episode of Geek american idol is...
ME!
They're Running
AGHHHHHH!
AGHHHHH!

 

still running
The winner is The guy who sang Thriller!
Run! Run! Run!
Me! I'm the winner!
In second place, Robocop, in third, the guy who sang american idiot!
Still running
I don't care! Run!
I'm the winner!

 

O...kay. What the heck are wearing?
Well, Garen, I've been thinking. D'you know about the monkeys that astrounauts send up in space?
OOH! OOH! AHH! AHH!
Yea, I think so.
Well, I've been thinking... TO BECOME ONE OF THOSE MONKEYS!!!!!

 

That makes perfect sense...
Glad you under-
ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR FREAKIN' MIND?!!!!
Well, I have been a little stupid lately.
Yes, it's okay. Just go home and get some rest.

 

Oh, hey Blob!
WAZZZZUPP!!!
WAZZZZUPP!!!
Yo Danny! Pick up the phone!
WAZZZZUPP!!!

 

Dear Mr. Tod, for your lack of working, reading, and paying for lunch, and for your slacking, sleeping, and not answering the phone, YOU'RE FIRED!
Hmmmmm. I'm not even sure I worked for that office.
Letter for Tod.
Dear Mr. Tod, You've been Fired from the office that's AT were you live. Part 2 of the letter you just read.

 

Can't talk, must beat Jax.
O...kay...
Cant talk, must beat Garen
O...kay...
O...kay...
Finally someone understood what I was getting at.

 

You know what? I've decided to take you up on your offer.
Well that's very kind of you-
And become an astrounaut.
THAT WASN 'T MY OFFER!!!
Well, Seeya! Better go and get ready.
Wait! No! You Are Ready! What The Heck!

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