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by Str0be
6-19-01
Another whole day spent sunbathing on the beach, and I'm still white as a sheet.
Dynamite! Get your dynamite here! Guaranteed to turn even the whitest skin dark and smokey!
I guess it worked in Tom and Jerry cartoons...
...and there won't be any dangerous side-effects like skin cancer!

 

by Str0be
7-17-01
So, how about those decryption algorithms then?
Yeah...
OK, so I don't know anything about hacking.

 

by Str0be
12-23-01
Linux! It will work on old crap hardware!
Except I don't like your network card, so you have to buy a new one.
It's no harder to use than Windows, it's just that you're not used to it.
Except that I study Computer Science, and it's still the most convoluted irritating thing ever.
Lamer.
If you get stuck, people on the Internet will help you!
moh
RTFM FFS!

 

by Str0be
3-06-02
Another day at NTL HQ...
CTHULU NO LIKE BT!
Yes, they are quite troublesome as of late.
PERHAPS WE MUST IMPROVE OUR SERVICE TO WIN MORE CUSTOMERS!
Hmm...
18 months later...
Improved service! Coming soon!

 

by Str0be
3-06-02
Just another day for the NTL management team...
CTHULU NO LIKE BT!
Yes, they remain troublesome, despite our continued lies to our customers.
I'll get the Professor to ready the Anthrax.
Meanwhile, at BT...
NTL BAD! I NO LIKE!
You can't put me off. I'm going to win this staring contest, eyes or no eyes.

 

by Str0be
3-06-02
Before you get to design any games, you have to program C for years.
NULL POINTER EXCEPTION (again)
The hours are long, especially around deadlines.
Where have you been? You just missed last orders.
It's so bright out here.
And you'd never again have time to actually play any games.
I need you to make an RPG before Christmas.
Room Painting Game?

 

by Str0be
6-03-02
The housemates are surprised when taking a dip to find that Sunita's replacement is a live shark!
PJ. stop fooling around in the pool. We can tell it's you.
Alex reveals he is a woman in order to have a lesbian relationship with Adele!
So, like Jonny said, I'm not a bloke.
The housemates' second task is to help a killer robot achive sentience and learn the value of emotions such as love!
MUST... KILL... KATE...
Come on, you'll feel better after I give you a massage.

 

by Str0be
6-03-02
You try to make good use of magic.
I can't destroy the bile demon until they cast the spell of degeneration.
I can't explode Alan68 until I roll a 9 on the octagonal die.
You consider what you do to be of critical importance.
The entire world is in danger as long as that dimensional rift remains open.
Those IRC guys will think I'm lame if I can't give reasons why Janeway is better than Kirk.
You have to deal with pasty-faced goths/social outcasts all day.
Die, you undead fiend!
I've wasted my life.

 

by Str0be
6-05-02
Don't you have anything better to do than stand around in a farm all day? LOL!

 

by Str0be
6-05-02
Welcome to our country!
BOOM! Ha ha ha!
I can tell you'll fit in here instantly.

 

by Str0be
12-13-02
"We believe that we deserve a fair pay deal..."
I hate this! I'll show them what I think of their strike!
Ha ha! Take that, Andy Gilcrest! Oh no! The fire is spreading!
Remember me... as a hero. Lie to your grandchildren.

 

by Str0be
12-13-02
Starring Stuart Campbell as the naive young journalist who thought he could change the world.
I'm spamming in the group! Just spamming in the group!
Also starring Mentski as The Gatekeeper.
Consider yerself - a twat! Consider yerself - not welcome in alt.digi.
With special guest star Glyndwr!
Tarballs and Linux and iBooks and things! These are a few of my favourite things.

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