All comics by Superrodan

 

by Superrodan
7-06-04
You REALLY know you've been on GameFAQs too long when...
Hey, I wonder whatever happened to that old GameFAQs comic by Superrodan!
...
Crap, I'm old.

 

by Superrodan
1-20-05
Two CEers.
Dude, that game is OLD! WHat's that in the background? I think I see Jesus riding a FRIGGIN DINOSAUR!
Dude, don't you find it even slightly ironic that the phrase you're using to "insult" me has been used for quite a while now?
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SHUTUP!

 

by Superrodan
1-24-05
So, did you get any shopping done?
Yeah, I bought some cool stuff for the party, and also Victoria's Secret was having a sale.. so...
So?
Well, I DID pick up some really cute stuff that I wanted to surprise you with ton...
PICS! NOW! Err, I mean, I'll be looking forward to it.
What did you just say?

 

by Superrodan
1-28-05
AWW Come on, johnnieoboy1337 says I'm not a CE regular. I've been here forever!
That bastard, I make like 15 posts a day!
But.. CE is my home. I mean. Come on!
YES! I AM WELL KNOWN! GO ME, GO ME! YOU ARE ALL INFERIOR!!!!
Guys, guys, come on! Chill out for a second. Have ANY of you ever even seen johnnieoboy1337 here before? Jesus, he has "1337" in his name!
Ah, crap.

 

by Superrodan
2-02-05
A husband and wife.
Honey, what's wrong?
Well, I dunno, work was just so horrible, my boss promoted Lindsay because she's messing around with him on the side, and he assigned me al..
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY SKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIN!
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Continue...

 

by Superrodan
3-02-05
The mods suck! I hate them so much, they deleted my topic! I wish they would all close their accounts and die, those bastards are the scum of the earth!
The next day:
You are an idiot.
OH MY GOD, COME HELP ME MODS! HE'S FLAMING ME! HE'S FLAMING ME! PLEASE, MODS, DELETE IT! HELP! PLEEEEEEEEASE!
Five minutes later:
WHAT THE HELL! That deletion took forever! What a bunch of slow bastards! I hate you all, you all need to die, you're the scum of the earth!

 

by Superrodan
3-21-05
Roommates:
Hey, why the long face?
Oh, it's nothing.
No really, you look depressed! Is something the matter?
Well... Cyric didn't make a huggle topic tonight.
...
Don't look at me like that!

 

by Superrodan
4-07-05
Jade and Darth
I hate religion! Religion sucks!
Religion sucks? You troll! That reminds me of why I hate liberals!
Hate liberals? Of course you'd bring something like that up! That reminds me of why abortion is ok!
Abortion ok? That reminds me of why I'm religious!
And so goes the cycle...
I hate religion! Religion sucks!
Religion sucks? You troll! That reminds me of why I hate liberals!

 

by Superrodan
4-14-05
Sunday School:
So class, can anyone tell me what the first commandment is? Yes, you right there in the second row.
Thou must always point out when there are zero posts?
Wrong. Class, I want you to pay attention to this. Young Johnny here is what we refer to as a "Noob". Can you all say noob?
NOOB!
Good, now go sit in the corner Johnny, and think about what you've done. Class, you know what to do.
NOOOOOOB! NOOOOOB! NOOOOOOOB!

 

by Superrodan
5-05-05
A win/win situation.
Post your pic, or you're an attention whore!
I don't want to!
ATTENTION WHORE! ATTENTION WHORE! WHAT AN ATTENTION WHORE, YOU ATTENTION WHORE!
Fine! If it will get ypu to shut up, here:
YOUR UGLY! UGLY UGLY UGLY!
*Sigh*

 

by Superrodan
6-14-05
Why joke accounts don't work in real life:
HEY MAN, DID YOU KNOW JESUS WAS BLACK? BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE BEST! NO BLACK MAN HAS EVR COMMITED A CRIME! BLACK BLACK BLACK!
Dude, shut up.
Wanna go play some video games?
Sure.

 

by Superrodan
6-20-05
The GameFAQs News:
In other news, it has recently been discovered that posting a large string of "w"s or "@" signs will result in a banned word.
Users are highly puzzled by this discovery, and it brings up the question "Why would CJayC ban such a strange and rare string of characters?"
Perhaps the even bigger question that we should be asking ourselves is: "Why the hell would anyone care?"

 

by Superrodan
9-05-05
Late one night...
Dude, why the hell did you wake me up?
You might want to sit down or something...
Well, I WAS lying down, but you told me to get up so you could tell me this! Just spit it out!
Okay... Nickbush committed account suicide.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I know, I know. It'll be okay.. I brought some tissues if you needed them...

 

by Superrodan
10-15-05
All white people are racist, and everybody wants to be black just like me!
That's not true, tee-hee, although I find black guys attractive! I'm new on the boards, I'm AzNhOt-ePrincess!
Hey big brother, come check this out, I totally have this chick thinking I'm a black guy!
Just a second, I'll be right there, I'm pretending to be an asian chick!
...
...

 

by Superrodan
11-20-05
WTF? This guy is telling me I'm going to hell over a message board? That he KNOWS he can't be wrong about religion, and Jesus is my savior?
Open my eyes and accept the truth? Homosexuals are going to burn for their sins? Evolution is all a big lie? Who the hell IS this moron?
The truth is revealed.
BUAHAHAH! Now nobody will EVER take Christianity seriously!

 

by Superrodan
12-18-05
What's the matter, honey?
I just got off the phone with my brother... My parents died. Hold me, please? I just need a shoulder to cry on.
YOU'RE SO EMO!
You bastard! How could you say that? I don't think that we can be together anymore.
Honey? I'm sorry! COME BACK! I LOVE YOU!
I'm so emo.

 

by Superrodan
12-18-05
What's the matter, honey?
I just got off the phone with my brother... My parents died. Hold me, please? I just need a shoulder to cry on.
YOU'RE SO EMO!
You bastard! How could you say that? I don't think that we can be together anymore.
Honey? I'm sorry! COME BACK! I LOVE YOU!
I'm so emo.

 

by Superrodan
12-24-05
Follow me, I just have to pick up some things from my classroom before we can go. Now be quiet when I enter, they hold the afternoon kindergarten naptime in here.
UNDERAGE USER ALERT! UNDERAGE USER ALERT UNDERAAAAAAAGE USEEEER ALEEERT! UNDERAGE USER ALERT!
Honey, what the hell are you doing? Oh my god! Do you want me to lose my job?
UNDERAGE UNDERAGE UNDERAAAAAAAGE! THEY'RE EVERRRYWHERE!
I'm screwed.

 

by Superrodan
12-31-05
Hey John, I wanted to talk to you
Yes, Professor
You're doing pretty well in this class, you seem to like European History.
It's pretty cool. I like the wars and stuff.
Anyways, I wanted to talk to you about the test you turned in yesterday. You answered a question about the Germanic Saxons with the words "Joke Account". What does that mean?
I knew I shouldn't hve gotten high before the test.

 

by Superrodan
2-11-06
I can't believe so many people are getting worked up about it. It's really not that important. It's all a matter of the limits of free speech, you know? Some things are limited!
I disagree! It's our right to write whatever we want! Anything else would be censorship!
Regardless, all the people complaining and keeping it discussed pretty much 24-7. When is it going to end? I'm getting sick of hearing about it!
Well at least we agree on something! Those cartoons were just cartoons, there's no need to riot about them! That's like rioting over something in the New Yorker!
Wait, cartoons? I was talking about the current moderators on GameFAQs. What were you talking about?
This isn't really what I had in mind when he said he wanted to get together and "Discuss Current Events".

 

by Superrodan
5-08-06
Dear, I was looking through your history, and I'm a bit concerned...
Uh oh. It was the lesbian porn, wasn't it? I never should have been so sloppy about covering my tracks!
You DO know what I'm talking about, don't you?
The porn, right? I'm sorry hon, I promise ou're the only woman that ever does it for me, they're just fantasies, you're real.
NO, not that. THAT I understand. I'm more concerned about this community you are a part of. It seems to be catered towards people with fetishes involving... urination and anal sex. At the same time.
Umm...

 

by Superrodan
12-10-06
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That's it, I'm going to TSL.

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