I didn't want people to ask me stupid questions about us. It was sort of subconscience and I couldn't really control it.
I didn't even want to glance over at you because if I did someone was gonna come over to me and ask, "What's the deal with you and her?" And you know that I hate stupid questions like that.
The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island theory?
It's quite simple really. Each of the seven characters on the island represents each of the seven deadly sins. Professor is Pride. Howells get greed and sloth. The Skipper gets anger and gluttony.
Mary Ann was always my favorite. She seemed always good. What does she represent?
For the sin of ENVY we need look no further than Maryann, who may have worn those skimpy little tops, but could never achieve Ginger's glamour. And who could doubt for a moment that Ginger is LUST.
jason's kind of attractive. this doesn't seem so bad. here he comes now.
are you serious?
I need you to get down on your heads and knees and scrap the stickers off the floor that have been there for years with a ravor blade. You have to do it cuz I'm your manager.
nevermind. he is no longer attractive. in fact, i might stab him with my new ravor blade.
now i'm going to go be a tight ass some where else in the store. maybe I'll reorganized the millions of boxes in the back room so no one can find anything except me.
You know what's funny, Jesus? Anthony never made it into my comics. I made fun of Circuit City once and there are so many jokes I could come up with on them. And... Josh is much smaller then me here.
This is your place to play. It has always been up to you.
Wait a minute... why am I in hell? Talking to you?
Well.... hmmm... we are still in Connecticut after all.
Yea... that makes sense.
anyway... get rid of that pip the finger puppet guy, if you need help deciding anything. I get the feeling he's only around to annoy me.
And I call only to hear him his voice because I miss him.
Belt girl came to visit me and I got to mess around with her. Because I can.
You are going to give someone you trusted a second chance cuz you're a chump. I'm laughing at you and going to be a big jerk to you because I know I can.
And he gets to be a jerk to me at the same time. It's just like he never left.
I can't imagine all the people that you know and the places that you go when the lights are turned down low and I don't understand all the things you've seen but i'm slipping inbetween
and you don't wanna be here in the future so you say the present's just a pleasent interruption to the past and you don't wanna look much closer cuz your afraid to find out
it's to dying in another's arms and why I had to try it it's to jimmy eat world and those nights in my car when the first star you see may not be a star I'm not your star
and then you bring me home and we'll go to sleep, but this time, not alone, and you'll kiss me in your living room. i know you'll miss me in your living room