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by SweetCera
3-01-03
need a hand?

 

by SweetCera
3-05-03
.......
.......
Nope. I've got nothing.

 

by SweetCera
3-24-03
hi josh.
hi josh...
now i'm just being blantly ignored.

 

by SweetCera
3-27-03
so you were ignoring me because....
I didn't want people to ask me stupid questions about us. It was sort of subconscience and I couldn't really control it.
I didn't even want to glance over at you because if I did someone was gonna come over to me and ask, "What's the deal with you and her?" And you know that I hate stupid questions like that.
But, Josh, what will people say...
so you want to come over tonite and hang out?

 

by SweetCera
3-27-03
Look everyone! It's my leading man!
So he called you at 3 a.m.?
yes
And he ignored you all night at that party because he didn't want anyone to ask him stupid questions?
oh yea
well he's dumb...
heh. yea.

 

by SweetCera
3-28-03
In the Midst of a Crowded party... with no mist at all.
I think he likes being mean to me.
I think she likes screwing up my game.
He enjoys pushing all of my buttons. And putting me in my place.
hey... you want to come over tonite?
Another normal evening...
yea. sure.
she does care an awful lot about me.

 

by SweetCera
3-28-03
An evening of Karoke.
You gonna sing tonite?
No! I suck!
No you don't. You don't give yourself enough credit.
But she didn't sing.
That's what Warren said too.
So sing already!

 

by SweetCera
3-28-03
The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island theory?
It's quite simple really. Each of the seven characters on the island represents each of the seven deadly sins. Professor is Pride. Howells get greed and sloth. The Skipper gets anger and gluttony.
Mary Ann was always my favorite. She seemed always good. What does she represent?
For the sin of ENVY we need look no further than Maryann, who may have worn those skimpy little tops, but could never achieve Ginger's glamour. And who could doubt for a moment that Ginger is LUST.
I see... and Gilligan would represent?
I'm Gilligan. Think about it!

 

by SweetCera
4-05-03
In my head...
Man! I'd like to do that!
And that! And more of that! And...
.....
What are you doing?

 

by SweetCera
4-07-03
At another crowded (WAY CROWDED) party....
Hey! I'd like you to meet my girlfriend.
girlfriend?
Hi! I'm a sophomore.
really... a sophomore.
I couldn't piece that one together for myself at all.

 

by SweetCera
4-07-03
isn't he cute?
He sure is. What are you going to do when he leaves?
He'll visit me all the time. I'm not worried.
So what are you majoring in?
Oooo... beer pong...

 

by SweetCera
4-07-03
not you again...
pip! pip! Ay! Me again!
You really aren't very entertaining...
Jesus! You really need to bloody relax....
Oooo! That looks like toasty good fun over there. Pip! Pip!

 

by SweetCera
4-26-03
A visit at jail...
Why do you look like indie jim?
when i'm behind bars, you'll know I'm your true love and not indie jim.
total weirdness
you are so cute! I miss you!
I love you!
I love you too!

 

by SweetCera
4-26-03
Stuck with an Art Freak in the Met...
ok, weird kid, we're stuck with each other for an hour. How bout you back off there?
we could go look at contemporary art..
No! I want to go see Goya!
whatever you say.
and you are not allowed to associate with me when this hour is up! You got that?
we can't be friends?

 

by SweetCera
4-26-03
go away... go away... go away...
go away... go away... go away...
YES! HE'S GONE! Back to my little humdrum life without the art freak!!

 

by SweetCera
4-28-03
I'm cooler than you! I'm better looking than you!!
And I'm smarter than you!
God! Someone should really bitch slap him!

 

by SweetCera
5-10-03
Another random night at Circuit City.
Yo
Hi
So you werk at Circuit City...
Yea... and Katie beats me up.
Ya.... I think that's funny.
Where's my name tag?

 

by SweetCera
7-11-03
I wonder if he realizes how much I care about him...
I wonder if he knows that I will be incredibly sad when he goes....
I wonder if he realizes that I will miss him more than he could ever realize....

 

by SweetCera
7-28-03
I could be wrong....
jason's kind of attractive. this doesn't seem so bad. here he comes now.
are you serious?
I need you to get down on your heads and knees and scrap the stickers off the floor that have been there for years with a ravor blade. You have to do it cuz I'm your manager.
nevermind. he is no longer attractive. in fact, i might stab him with my new ravor blade.
now i'm going to go be a tight ass some where else in the store. maybe I'll reorganized the millions of boxes in the back room so no one can find anything except me.

 

by SweetCera
8-14-03
I miss you all the time!
Do you miss Josh more then me?
You have been my best friend for ages! Of course I miss you more than you could know. But that's an unfair question to ask me.
I'm sorry. I'm just jealous.
I love you too.
I love you.

 

by SweetCera
8-14-03
One summer night in hell...
You know what's funny, Jesus? Anthony never made it into my comics. I made fun of Circuit City once and there are so many jokes I could come up with on them. And... Josh is much smaller then me here.
This is your place to play. It has always been up to you.
Wait a minute... why am I in hell? Talking to you?
Well.... hmmm... we are still in Connecticut after all.
Yea... that makes sense.
anyway... get rid of that pip the finger puppet guy, if you need help deciding anything. I get the feeling he's only around to annoy me.

 

by SweetCera
8-18-03
So that physcho belt girl is your new girlfriend, huh? You are such an idiot!!
no I'm not. I think she's a sweet girl, even though she is dumb as a brick.
... but he's nice. i like him.
What about you? He made you scrape stickers off the floor. He's your manager. And you are touching his penis? What a loser!
Like I even care!!
Like I even care!!

 

by SweetCera
8-18-03
No one around to talk to AGAIN today! It's so boring in hell! What am I going to do today?
"It's my birthday. Yo shorty you know it's my birthday. What. What. What."

 

by SweetCera
8-22-03
Conversing with Jesus....
So Josh finally found a way to fire back at me by making his own cartoons. Took him long enough.
It was only a matter of time....
I'm still funnier....
Again...
Why am I still in hell?
Connecticut... remember?

 

by SweetCera
8-22-03
It sucked last night. I'm in Jason's arms and I realize something.
I want Josh. He fits me like this big Josh sized glove. And maybe that's because we've had so much practice at it. But... still....
Josh should be nice to me.... and make nice cartoons...
I'm mad at him for making me miss him!! He sucks for being so damn cool!!

 

by SweetCera
9-23-03
my rebutal...
You know what? These clouds should be the Cali background in the comics we make.
hmmm.... possibly...
I makes sense.
Better then a desert.
So some weird lady asked you for $5?
the horror...

 

by SweetCera
9-26-03
Imagine the characters on telephones at 1 a.m., if you will...
I can't pretend you're my boo to my 50 cent anymore. I don't have time for you.
And you aren't in my terribly important life altaring boring plan.
Only a matter of time, people.
Why am I finding this so funny right now?
Now I'm going to go out and find me some dawgs, yo.

 

by SweetCera
10-14-03
And I call only to hear him his voice because I miss him.
Belt girl came to visit me and I got to mess around with her. Because I can.
You are going to give someone you trusted a second chance cuz you're a chump. I'm laughing at you and going to be a big jerk to you because I know I can.
And he gets to be a jerk to me at the same time. It's just like he never left.
I'm going to go to the beach now because I can.

 

by SweetCera
10-14-03
apparently where josh can't see....
weird...
i forgot my belt at his house. tee hee!
You must be his ex girlfriend. He's my boyfriend now and he loves me.
no one ever believes me
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!

 

by SweetCera
10-14-03
i miss you josh
you are one of my best friends.
yea. i kind of miss you.

 

by SweetCera
10-21-03
Trying to reason...
He's a wonderful good boy. He deserves someone intelligent and witty. Beautiful and charming. Someone who can spell basic vocabulary.
In other words.... he could do so much better than you.
Who said you could reason with a squirral? They're nuts!
But.... he's mine.

 

by SweetCera
10-21-03
His name is Mike.
I don't care! I'm still going to make fun of you for getting so much action.
Why are you in a space suit?
Can you breathe this far up in the atmosphere?
I didn't even think of that?
Ha! Ha! You kissed your boss... again!!

 

by SweetCera
10-29-03
You're a hypocrite!
I know. I was only looking for a friend.
You kissed him!
I know! I was there!
I might stop calling you a hypocrite.
That'd be nice because I'm still need a friend.

 

by SweetCera
11-08-03
Tribute
I can't imagine all the people that you know and the places that you go when the lights are turned down low and I don't understand all the things you've seen but i'm slipping inbetween
and you don't wanna be here in the future so you say the present's just a pleasent interruption to the past and you don't wanna look much closer cuz your afraid to find out
it's to dying in another's arms and why I had to try it it's to jimmy eat world and those nights in my car when the first star you see may not be a star I'm not your star
and then you bring me home and we'll go to sleep, but this time, not alone, and you'll kiss me in your living room. i know you'll miss me in your living room
I miss you

 

by SweetCera
2-06-04
I hate being cold! I can't wait for Florida! What should I get Matt for Valentine's day?
I wondering if Josh hates me. What the hell is wrong with my lungs now!?! When is the new Get Up Kids cd coming out?
Why is that gum Scottish? Janet's boob wasn't that impressive. I thought it'd be way bigger...

 

by SweetCera
2-27-04
He told me to picture her as something else. ::shrug::
heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wonder what that means...

 

by SweetCera
2-27-04
So... the 'Passion of Christ' is in theaters now. Everyone praising your name once again.
hmm.... you jealous or something?
Why would I be?
I'm Keyser Soze....

 

by SweetCera
11-10-04
What's up, Jay?
Not much, C. I hate being here.
I wish he would just maul me!!
HEY! Throw me on the break line, will ya?
::sigh::
you look good today.

 

by SweetCera
1-28-06
I don't wantto go to work! I miss Matt! I wonder when my cd will show up in the mail!
Josh asks me to log on AIM, but then he's not even there! Why can't I find a job with my stupid college degree?! I love my car!
I wonder how Anthony is doing. This water is kinda gross. Jay is still wicked hot!

 

by SweetCera
5-01-06
that was fun!
yea it was.
wait! are you single right now?
no
CRAP!!
awesome.....

 

by SweetCera
2-05-13
Somehow, I found my way here tonight. But it doesn't take some hilarious old cartoons to remember how much I miss him.
I wonder if he'd ever want to hang out with me again. It's worth a shot to ask, right?
When it stops snowing like crazy, would you want to hang out sometime?
Definitely!

 

by SweetCera
2-05-13
My office mate and I at 9am
Joomla, PHP, mySql, Twitter, Databases, CSS, Drupal
Wordpress, CSS, PHP, Joomla, Facebook, mySql, web updates
My office mate and I at 2pm
Check out this hilarious YouTube video I found!
That's so bad! Hilarious!
My office mate and I at 5pm
It's 5! I'm out!
5 more seconds and I'm out too!

 

by SweetCera
2-05-13
Will he see these....
I wonder if he even remembers these accounts still exist.
I bet you $7 dollars that he never sees these new cartoons until like 2015. Or the next time a girl makes him crazy enough to vent cartoon style.
Yes, I only have $7 dollars...
And yes, I am a Web Developer for one of the best design firms in the state and I only have $7 dollars on me right now.

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