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by Tak
5-15-03
CR and the alien chat while looking for Tak.
Slarlalrph!
Your conversational skills are amazing!
Rarlf?
I'm sorry. Keep going.
Smart ass...
Maybe I'll let Vex be in front...

 

by Tak
5-15-03
The alien explains their destination...
Snarll phllrr snrlll...
You don't say...
And so it begins.
Snarf.
Are we there yet?
Will the alien survive Vex's questioning?
Snarf.
Are we there yet?

 

by Tak
5-15-03

 

by Tak
5-15-03
Defective robots gone wild...
Firing laser....
I'm going to eat you...
Finally, Dooley, Vex, CR and alien #1 arrive.
Snarlflarf!
Snarlflarf!
Evil robot attack...
Firing laser....
My daughter!

 

by Tak
5-15-03
That was mean.
Of course it was mean! I'm the antagonist!
I see that.
Hey... there's Tak.
For the thousands of people who have wondered what a crying alien with worms for a mouth sounds like... now you know!
We'll get revenge. We'll destroy the factory after we leave with Tak.
Slar-harl-harlf...

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak finally admits the truth to Milky
Milky, I have a confession to make...
Let me guess, you're a 16 year old boy and not a 23 year old lesbian?
Yes, this comic is not meant to be funny.
No, I'm 23, but the rest is right.
...
It was the end of Tak & Milky's relationship, though all the reasons are not here.
I'm sorry.
...

 

by Tak
7-22-04
7 months pass...
I'm a girl on the inside...
Full of conflict...
My heart still aches...
I'm such a fool.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
We still talk sometimes
Hi.
Science, school, science science science...
Hmm...
Aren't you a mouse?
I was before, too, but there wasn't a mouse character back when I started these.
I see that.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak enters the ACSB, her old home.
Hello? Anyone here remember me?
Yes, hello Tak.
Of course, her outside gender has been revealed.
Hello Tak.
Hello Tak.
There are new regulars, old regulars, but few of Tak's old crew.
Hello Tak.
Hello Tak.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
There were many people Tak did not know
Hello.
I am... Power of 3!
Tak complains about various things...
Blah blah blah blah "vet" blah blah blah "constitution" blah blah blah...
You're welcome in my mansion!
The ACSB changed a lot, some for the good, some for the worse. Mainly, though, Tak misses her friends.
Thanks.
I'm part of the official ACSB welcoming crew!

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Some old regulars try to pass a constitution. Here we see Dirk and ODG...
Let's get some order. ORDER I SAY!
I'll spread the word.
Unfortunately, it met with little success.
They were, however, good intentions.
That's NOT what I wanted to happen.
I know that.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Common stuff revolving around (but outside of) TNL.
I must join TNL!
What's TNL?
Some common answers to the question...
I don't know. There are PEOPLE there though!
TNL Causes cancer.
Of course, people tend to lie about it too.
I hear old RI vets are there.
No, only jerks and elitists.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak walks along innocently, not expecting much of anything to happen.
La ti da ti da...
TAK. I KNOW YOUR SECRETS.
Confusion is imminent.
You do? Which ones?
You like watersports.
Ahh! Wait, that's not a secret. Who sent you? Is this some kind of joke?
The only joke around here is a mouse that likes to be peed on.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
The next day, as Tak gets out of bed...
TAK. I KNOW YOUR SECRETS.
Again? Who's behind this? Milky?
I CAN'T SAY. I KNOW YOUR SECRETS!
Which one this time?
Mission status: failure?
Bright blue scares you. You might be allergic to cheese. Peanut butter makes you frisky. You still have the love feelings for Milky.
Those aren't secrets either, and the last one is impossible for anyone to know the truth of!

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak gets frustrated...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I mean I don't even understand my feelings. The rest simply weren't secrets.
Will it ever end?
I KNOW MORE.
Alright, shoot.
You like... V8 juice.
What? How'd you find that out? If you tell anyone I'll dismantle you.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
What the hell?
I'm naked!
So am I.
I'm naked!
So am I.
Tak likes being naked.
I'm naked!
So am I.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Anger...?
Unbelievable.
I don't hate you. How can I hate nothing?
Confusion...?
I don't really understand, Takkie, but we've gotten along so far...
Oh well. Does it really matter? I mean... you're Tak.
Months pass...
I think I can forgive you, now.
Vex is gone... CR is gone... Ace is gone... dooley is gone... I'm alone. SO ALONE!

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak journeys for new friends...
No...
Screeeeeech!!
...but runs into trouble...
Oh GOD no! HELP ME!
Muwahahaha! I found you Tak!
Maybe the bug isn't so bad, after all.
I've reconsidered...
Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!!

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak and the bug go for a walk
Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!!
Yeah, so then I told everyone...
Screeeeeech?
You don't care that I'm transsexual, do you?
It could be love.
Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!!
You're the best friend a mouse could have.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak talks more online than in real life.
Screeeeeech!!
...
Going crazy...
Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!! Screeeeeech!!
You know, Buggy, you may not realize it, but that's really annoying.
...
Thanks. I should name you or something. "Buggy" is kind of a weak name.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
The screeching continues...
Screeeeeech!!
Screeeeeech!!
...and continues...
Screeeeeech!!
Screeeeeech!!
At least one is being quiet, though.
Ooh, Tak. I worship the ground you walk on.
How many of them are following me?

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak pulls the main Buggy aside...
Listen, Buggy, this isn't working out. You've got legions of insects following me and I can't stand screeching.
Scree?
Can't you go back to the cave?
Scree?
Plot twist...
This would be easier if you understood English...
Scree? Who says I don't?

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Somewhere very dark... a voice comes in from hidden places.
You will tell me Tak's secrets!
Watersports!
The robots assemble and tell
Cheese allergy!
Fear of basic blue!
The voice is not pleased.
AND THE LOVE OF V8 JUICE!
I know those! Well, except the V8 juice. What use is that to me?

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak is surprised.
Wow, you can talk?
Sure thing, babe.
Babe? What kind of weirdo calls a transsexual mouse "babe"?
Just me.
Well how about that?
You might be weirder than me. Why the screeching?
I like to be annoying. Plus you talk a lot, Tak. I wanted you to show you how annoying that can be.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Buggy is walking along by himself one day...
Hum dee dum...
I KNOW TAK'S SECRETS!
How effective...
SCREEEEEEECH!!
I SAID I KNOW TAK'S SECRETS!
Why would anyone care about Tak's secrets anyway?
SCREEEEEEECH!! SCREEEEEEECH!!
STOP SCREECHING. V8 JUICE. FEAR OF BLUE. MONKEYS! NO, NOT MONKEYS. CHEESE ALLERGY.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak misses The Watering Hole, so this comic is dedicated to looking like it.
Hey, Buggy. You know, I REALLY should give you a better name.
TAK. I KNOW YOUR SECRETS.
Oh geez. You ran into one of those damn robots. What did he tell you?
Something about cheese allergies and loving V8 juice. What's the big deal with V8 juice?
I love it. A lot. I love it more than what is natural, almost as much as pee.
You're a sick, sick mouse, Tak. You should get help.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Tak attempts to explain...
No way. I'm fine the way I am. As a matter of fact I'll have you know that V8 juice is very healthy!
...
When in walks Milky...
Tak, who are you talking to?
Blah blah blah blah... Blah blah blah blah... Blah blah blah blah...
Uh, Tak...
My friend, Buggy. I met him the other day.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Logic defeats Tak's insanity
There's nobody there. I've been watching you talk to a wall for the past 20 minutes.
What? No way.
Tak turns around to look...
What the hell?
Tak, you need help.
I... I'm not crazy! What of the evil robots? WHAT OF THE EVIL ROBOTS?!

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Deep inside Tak's mind...
Hey, what are you doing here?
I'm you, you twisted freaky creature. I'm the part of you that so desperately desires to be female.
Talking to yourself and seperating personalities in your head can't be a good thing...
Wow, so you're like who I always wanted to be.
Close enough. The comic doesn't aptly capture my appearance, but it's good enough.
Milky might be right. I must be crazy.
You're talking to non-existent bugs, you think robots are telling the world your secrets, and to top it all off you're conversing with me, and I'm you, in your own head. Listen to reason.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Somewhere in a different universe...
...and that's when Tak admitted she was crazy.
she? Isn't she a boy?
a grayscale universe of goats...
Being transsexual, I think Tak would prefer to be called "she".
Was Tak really crazy, Papa?
No, it was all part of a sinister plot to confuse her. Are you going to let me finish the story?
I like sinister plots. I'll be quiet now.

 

by Tak
7-22-04
Two weeks later, Milky drops by on accident.
Oh, hi Milky.
Tak? What are you doing at pika's house?
For some reason, I couldn't bring myself to use the same avatar for Milky as the others. Sure, the hair is wrong and she dresses more like the other one and this one's just wrong on so many levels...
Milky... this is my house.
Oh, right. I knew that. Really.
...but it's called "schoolgirl", and Milky used to be a catholic schoolgirl. I hope if she sees it she either finds it funny or gets irritated. Besides, look at that fist!
So uh, what's up?
You're crazy. I'm leaving.

 

by Tak
7-27-04
Not believing what she sees...
Ah! You're not real! Go away!
I'm hungry. Feed me, damn it.
How? You're just in my imagination!
What are you talking about? C'mere, you morsel...
That tasted awful, like old cheese and sugar...

 

by Tak
9-10-04
Ages ago, in DF's ACSB User Rating Topic
So, how about me?
...I'm not rating you. You don't deserve it.
Why not?
Must not post anti-gay stuff! Don't want to be moderated!
Are you slow or something?
YOU'RE GAY! I HATE YOU!

 

by Tak
9-10-04
But he had it all wrong.
I'm not gay.
But you said you were!
That's when you thought I was female. It only made sense to say "I'm gay" when I'm actually transsexual.
Oh. Then I don't hate you. Nevermind.
So, if being gay is so wrong, why is being a male-to-female transsexual that's attracted to women okay? I don't get it.
I'm leaving...
Fine.

 

by Tak
9-10-04
A recent dream I had...
What's with the rainbows? Just where the hell am I?
Oh, hi there. My name is Tak and I have a urine fetish.
You barely look like a girl. Are you new at this? Come on, I'm not even naked. You can't even dream up a naked woman? What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry...
Oh, geez. Shut up and have sex with me.

 

by Tak
9-10-04
Unfortunately, my dreams are rarely sexual.
Why? So you can insult me more and make me feel lousy?
No, because...
I'M REALLY A MONSTER OUT TO KILL YOU!
Then it continues...
No, I don't like this dream. It's confusing.
You'd think we monsters in disguise would stop showing up, with you not being scared and all.

 

by Tak
9-10-04
Into my more normal dream state...
Hmm... the sky sure is pretty.
I wonder where the sexy morphing half-naked monster went...
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Hmm... the sky sure is pretty.

 

by Tak
9-10-04
Please ignore the snot on the pillow. I have a mucus problem.
Hmm, I wish I were physically female OUTSIDE of my dreams. Though being a mouse isn't half bad...
Morning, Tak. Have a nice dream?
Not really. Kind of dull. Milky wasn't in it, either. Hey, buggy... I think I'm finally - truly - over her.
Why do I do this?
Yeah, right. That's why you still feel sad and jealous when certain people flirt with her.
Stupid head bug, knowing my feelings! That's true, though... but I don't feel the urge to talk to her like I was before. I don't really miss her like I used to either.

 

by Tak
9-10-04
Mouko and Tak
...
...
Hey.
Hey.
I'm tired. Sorry for being so quiet.
No no, I'm being quiet too.

 

by Tak
9-10-04
Pff and Tak
Trust me, if I was in your room right now, I'd probably rape you.
I'd probably let you.
*censored*
*continued censorship, even though nothing really ever happened*
This is fun.
Yes, yes it is. I bet people think we're awful, but we're actually playing Uno.

 

by Tak
9-24-04
New start?
Pack your bags
Run away... on the freeway out of town...
Where you'd like and the night is over... It's alright...

 

by Tak
1-17-05
Self doubt.
I think there have been some misconceptions about me.
Use the right fucking pronouns, assholes.
But likely, anything I say will change nothing.
I'm not as angry as the narration suggests.
Hey, buggy. Sometimes I think you're my only friend.
I tried to kill you. You're right, though.

 

by Tak
1-17-05
Catching up.
Some days I just want to die.
Are you really over Milky?
Yeah. The lack of someone to obsess over is...
Shut up, Tak.
Yeah, sorry. Want to share a pizza?
Of course I do. I get the big half.

 

by Tak
1-17-05
...sigh...
So, I've successfully alienated just about everyone..
Yeah?
...and I'm having trouble telling people the truth about myself...
I see...
Looking for comfort in all the wrong places.
I guess I should leave you alone now.
Who the hell was that?

 

by Tak
1-17-05
20 years later
...And thus ends Tak's transition.
It really took 20 more years?
Rest in pieces (ho ho ho, that's sooooooo original)
Yes. Tak's male identity officially died. There's a symbolic burial in this very panel.
...Omigod can I piss on the grave?
Why not? Tak did.
I figured as much. She's weird like that.

 

by Tak
1-18-05
Transition Female Tak returns
God, I can't believe I had so much trouble with all of this.
Oh, it's not over, Tak. With this passable transition you still need to...
Buggy is starting to make me uneasy.
...find employment, become more active in general, and do what you can to be happy.
You're awful smart for a bug.
That's because I'm... I'm...

 

by Tak
1-18-05
Please ignore the bad placement. I'm tired, goddamnit.
You're what?
I'm not really a bug. I'm...
Oh shit!
A BIG SCARY GHOST!
...so why pretend to be a bug? Bugs aren't that appealing.
I'm not actually a ghost, either. This is just a sheet. I'm actually...

 

by Tak
1-18-05
THE GOAT TELLING THIS STORY!
...
...okay I lied. I'm actually...
I don't care, I'm leaving.
Hey! Come back here!

 

by Tak
1-18-05
Tak ventures out into the world. New Town, New Life.
Wow, this city is big...
I wonder if I make a passable girl.
Get out of my way , you crazy woman.
...he thinks I'm a woman! YES!

 

by Tak
1-18-05
Tak, looking for work.
So, what are your qualifications?
I've been using computers for most of my life. I guess you might say I'm a geek.
I'm guessing the blue elf computer association wasn't the best place to start.
I see. How are your people skills?
Frankly, not so good. I get a lot better the more comfortable I become so that will pass. I think my computer skills make up for it though.
...We'll let you know. I'll be honest, though, your chances don't look too good.
So you're not usually honest?

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