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by Tangelafan
1-09-05
Oh, my God! I have a huge wart on my nose!
Oh, my God! I have a huge wart on my nose!
DD, would you say this wart is noticeable?
It is, now you've told me about it.
...

 

by Tangelafan
1-14-05
Sometimes, I wonder what the mind is. How does it work? Why does it work?
I wonder about something, too.
What's that?
Why are we standing in the middle of a busy road?

 

by Tangelafan
1-14-05
"Dear Sticky, please return your overdue library book."
People are always sending me hate mail.
I guess I'll end my tragic life once and for all.
If you kill yourself, can I have your stereo?

 

by Tangelafan
2-04-05
I want a crazy shiny suprise Piloswine.
I'll give it a try.
10 Minutes Later...
Sorry, it's too hard. I can't do it.
YOU HATE ME! NOOOO! I've lost a friend!
...

 

by Tangelafan
2-04-05
Look, I don't hate you.
Yes you do. We're not friends anymore. I'm never ever talking to you ever again. And I'll never ever give you a sprite request ever again, either.
Good.
10 Minutes Later.
Can I have a Skarmory doing something?
...

 

by Tangelafan
2-05-05
Vicky has just become a teenage mother.
Swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Hello, Vicky. I'm a social worker. How's your new baby?
What? How could you do such a thing?
I know, they're rubbish.
...

 

by Tangelafan
2-15-05
Anti-Pokemon
lol pokmon iz gay!!!!!!!!11111111
Anti-Anti-Pokemon
How is it 'gay', exactly? It's a fun, addictive game series in which you catch little monsters!
Anti-Anti-Anti-Pokemon
lol pokmon iz gay!!!!!!!!11111111

 

by Tangelafan
2-15-05
No way! Not after what happened last time! I'm not going to dress up as a girl, AND THAT'S FINAL!
Hey, wanna play Transvestites?
See? I'm still wearing boy's clothes!
...

 

by Tangelafan
2-15-05
Jesus, I fucking hate this job. Everyone sad enough to watch this must be a gay, a retard or a Nosepass.
Uh, we're on air.
Oh, crap.
Hello, I'm Tim Tailor, and I'm likely to be fired very soon!

 

by Tangelafan
2-15-05
Uh...why did the chicken cross the road?
BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
Oh, so you think you can do better? Why don't you come up here, then, smartass?
Because, uh...I'm disabled! Yeah! I can't get my wheelchair up the stairs!
Shout real loud. The mic should pick it up.
UH...KNOCK KNOCK!

 

by Tangelafan
2-15-05
Who's there?
Doctor!
10 Minutes Later

 

by Tangelafan
2-15-05
Uh, I have a joke!
Well, let's hear it!
What breaks when you say it?
SILENCE!
I see I'm not the only one here who eats Penguins.

 

by Tangelafan
2-20-05

 

by Tangelafan
2-21-05
So I'm like "As if!", and she's like "Totally!" and I'm like "Whatever!" and she's like "Like, oh my god..."
She's still talking...
Yes...
Fuck this, I'm going home.

 

by Tangelafan
2-21-05
Pi hours later...
So I'm like "Like!" and she's like so totally out of it, so I'm like "Whatever!" so she's like...
Come on, punchline!

 

by Tangelafan
2-21-05
Like, is anybody there?
Fuck this.
Hello?
Goodbye...
?
See you next week!

 

by Tangelafan
2-21-05
Like, good thing I had a spare mic...
?

 

by Tangelafan
2-23-05
traf lol
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cimoc eserver gniyonna na si siht

 

by Tangelafan
2-24-05
Nidokingu: I love you, Butterfree...
Butterfree: I love you too!
DiamondLatias: OMFG U STOLED MI GRLFREND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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?
Freeziepop: U BITCH!!!! U BCKSTBBING ASSHOL IM LEAVING AN NEVER COMI BAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Tangelafan
3-04-05
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
Thank you.

 

by Tangelafan
3-04-05
Hey, I thought you said you were leaving and never coming back!
No, I didn't. I said I'd be leaving for a long time.
But you're still here.
Uh, yeah. I came back to say goodbye.
But you'd already said goo-

 

by Tangelafan
3-04-05
Oh crap, time to slowly back away...
Hey, remember that time I crawled up that old lady's leg?
And that time I took a shite in that guy's soup? That was priceless...
Pi Hours Later
And she was like "Eew!" Hey, anybody there? I'm so lonely...

 

by Tangelafan
3-04-05
Uh...line?

 

by Tangelafan
3-04-05
roflmao

 

by Tangelafan
3-06-05
Let's go on vacation!
Yes, let's!
Don't worry! I'll bust you out!
Oh no! One/all of us is in jail!
We're never going there again!

 

by Tangelafan
3-06-05
I enjoy *INSERT HOBBY HERE*!
I do not approve of your *INSERT HOBBY HERE*!
Well, I enjoy *INSERT HOBBY HERE* even if you don't!
That's it, you're gonna have to choose what you care about more: Me, or *INSERT HOBBY HERE*!
I love you. I shall never *INSERT HOBBY HERE* again!
Good.

 

by Tangelafan
3-06-05
I enjoy *INSERT HOBBY HERE*!
I do not approve of your *INSERT HOBBY HERE*!
*gasp* We don't get along at all! I'm leaving!
Later...
*INSERT CELEBRITY GUEST STAR THAT NOBODY KNOWS OR CARES ABOUT HERE* told me to respect you even if you don't approve of my *INSERT HOBBY HERE*!
Oh honey, I love you.

 

by Tangelafan
3-06-05
*commits suicide*
Scriptwriter's Office
That oughtta boost the ratings!

 

by Tangelafan
3-06-05
One day at the Ranch Memorial Graveyard...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Tangelafan
3-06-05
If you're too lazy to raise your child, you can leave it at a daycare for somebody else to look after instead.
I'm here to pick up Dylan.
Oh, he's the one that can't talk or eat because he ate too much paste and it glued his lips together, isn't he?
Uh, no. He's not like that.
Well, he is now!

 

by Tangelafan
3-06-05
AHEM.
Okay, so, an asian girl and a pink donkey walk into a bar and...
AHEM.
Sorry.
Hey, don't worry about it. I'm more of a magenta colour anyway.

 

by Tangelafan
3-19-05
If you see one movie this year, make sure it isn't Austin Powers: You Only Shag Twice!
I shall kill Austin Powers! Frau, start shouting hilariously!
SHOUTING HILARIOUSLY
With my newest spy, Octopimpy, played by Mike Myers so the movie makers can show off their splitscreen effect even more! Mwahahahaha!
Yo.
I will stop Dr. Evil, by going back in time to the 80s and picking up this whore with a hilarious name gag played by Terrible, But Sexy Actress #56547! YEAH BABY
(catchphrase)

 

by Tangelafan
3-22-05
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
Dec. 25, 8:10 AM
Where the fuck are my presents?

 

by Tangelafan
3-22-05
Rotor turbines are large metal structures that can generate gravitons, small green balls of energy. But they cannot do this by themselves...
...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
...blah, blah, blah, blah...
What the fuck is he talking about?

 

by Tangelafan
3-29-05
I've had a complaint about the noise.
From who?
From Mrs. Elderberry across the street. She wants you to turn the music down, she can't sleep.
Oh, so her hearing's come back, now? That's great! Tell her I said hi.
Okay, then, I will. See ya!
Sucker.

 

by Tangelafan
3-29-05
Hi!
Hi!
Gaspeth! Team Rocket has kidnapped my Pikachu!!!!!!!!!!!111111112
Don't worry! My pokemon will save him!!!!!!11112
You saved my Pikachu! Maybe we'll meet again some day!
Nah.

 

by Tangelafan
3-29-05
Piella City Gym
A gym battle.
What the hell do you want?
*is doing badly*
Haha! I'm gonna win and- OH MY GOD THE GYM IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111112
Yeah! Alright! *does annoying anime pose*
You saved my gym! I'll give you this gym badge even though you suck at battling!

 

by Tangelafan
3-29-05
Hehe, what an idiot. The guy on this website claims that surfing the net too much makes you shrink. That's just stupid.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
2 Hours Later
Ah. Here's where I left my dolly!

 

by Tangelafan
3-30-05
Well, I didn't see this coming. I'm 35 years old, I'm stuck in the snow at the top of a mountain with a frozen guy, and I'm dieing for a piss.
*frozen*
Oh, great. Now I'm 35 years old and I'm stuck in the yellow snow at the top of a mountain with a frozen guy.

 

by Tangelafan
3-30-05
Un jour au ranch...
Ainsi j'ai bien dit "ces turbines de rotor ne vais pas produire des gravitons par eux-mêmes!
Ha ha!
De que la baise vous parlent-elles ?

 

by Tangelafan
3-30-05
Hey, Dad, check out this old PC I found in the closet.
It's odd. It was already plugged in, and this wheelie chair was right next to it. It's as if you've been hiding my secret brother in here or something.
Uh, yeah...as if...

 

by Tangelafan
4-02-05
You're shit at spriting!
*shows sprite* I'd like to see you better!
*shows a crap Megaman character badly edited into a Sonic one*
You're kidding. I could do that in ten seconds!
And yours is shit. I could do it in five seconds!
I repeat, I'd like to see you fecking try!

 

by Tangelafan
4-02-05
Just admit it. I'm a better spriter than you.
You? HA! I have a fanbase, shit head!
Really? Well, so do I, and I can prove it! Just PM me and I'll give you a link. But only if you can give me a link to YOUR imaginary fanbase!
Uh, so anyway, nice weather, huh?
Admin: BAND! I don't care if HE's the one flaming YOU, I'm gonna ban you anyway!
Wankers.

 

by Tangelafan
4-02-05
Hey, Tangy!
Oh, hey, Tundra.
You look pleased with yourself.
Yeah, I've just had a big argument with someone who betrayed me, but in the end, we made up with each other.
*PAGE LOADED*
Let's never fight again.

 

by Tangelafan
4-02-05
The first two Shark/Dolphin splices was created this morning...
...the first one was very intelligent, as it had two brains. It could also defend itself and swim very fast...
...the second one, however, was not very interesting. It had no brains, gils or fins, and died shortly after it was created. Moving on...

 

by Tangelafan
4-02-05
NOTE: There are lots of people talking simultaniously on the PC.
Hi, everyone!
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Anyone seen that film Godzilla? Yeah. yeah. Yes! yeah lol
Uh...no.
...
OMFG ITS SOOOOO KOOL! Yes, I loved the part when... it was great when... OH SHUT UP! lol

 

by Tangelafan
4-02-05
Hey, everyone!
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Sorry I'm late. I had to go shopping and there were more bargains than I bargained for!
Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. roflmao Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol.
Oh, c'mon, it wasn't THAT funny, was it?
Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol etc.

 

by Tangelafan
5-13-05
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
What thwe fuck are you talking about?
You see, it's funny because we're cowboys, and we're supposed to be really stupid.
Oh, I see. Wanna go get pizza?

 

by Tangelafan
5-13-05
You know Tundra, it's kinda creepy how you wear those cat ears all the time.
What do you mean?
You just kinda give off too much of an animeish vibe. As if you're something out of a Japanese cartoon.
What are you on about?

 

by Tangelafan
8-07-05
I like reading emaikls aloud een though there's nobody else here!
Dear Strong Bad, go do some stuff. Your pal.
Hi Marzipan.
I hate you! Go away!
Preow! Click here to email Strong Bad
Hey Stwong Bayd I made youw computow explode.
Oh, crap! It's Homestar! Go away!

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