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by TheBigJE
10-26-04
1 H0P3 1 DONT G3T K1LL3D BY 4NY KILL3RS!!!
0MFG j00 ARE A K1LL3R 4ND j00 ARE G0NN4 G3T M333!!!
0MFG Y0U CUT 0FF MY L3GS!!!!
shut up! i already know!

 

by TheBigJE
10-26-04
well... this is awkward

 

by TheBigJE
11-20-04
d00d u used 2 be a lil girl, what happened there?

 

by TheBigJE
11-29-04
G.I. Jew is back!
what do you want on your cheeseburger sol?
i'll tell ya what i want, how's about a little respect from ya sister when i answer the phone instead of me saying hello and her asking for you right away, leaving me with gornischt
that doesn't sound kosher
whoa! glad he's on our side!

 

by TheBigJE
11-29-04
d00d y rn't i tippin
wtf i n0t f4llin6
d00d, w4t teh cArp i sh0ud B tiping ovre or sumtin

 

by TheBigJE
11-29-04
REAL polite dude

 

by TheBigJE
11-29-04
oh hello there, I'm Jordan, creator of G.I. Jew and other terrible comics, the latest being "PointyBee"
you see, for some reason i find that a bee just following a kid with a wheelchair pointing at him silently, is hilarious
i know its terrible, but if you don't like it you can go-
this comic has been edited for adult content and situations

 

by TheBigJE
11-29-04
oh my god is that stupid bee still following me?
.....thats it
Mr.Bee you've been charged with multiple accounts of her-ass-ment (LMAOLMAO) and please stop pointing at my crotch, thank you

 

by TheBigJE
11-30-04
....the bee... he's gone! HOORAYYYY!!!!
are you aware your chair has wheels?
oh for christs sake

 

by TheBigJE
11-30-04
bahahaha look at the stupid cripple, what a retard
....do you even recognize me? or do i need to... TRANSFORM!!!!!
HOLY SHIT ITS OPTIMUS PRIME! ...buzzkill

 

by TheBigJE
11-30-04
CYBORGS ARE INVADING!!!!!!!!!!
god, everyone is so fucking funny

 

by TheBigJE
12-01-04
so, i saw that bette midler "Kiss My Brass" live on stage show, i have to say it was pretty good!
OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG D00D LMAOLMAO ARE YOU TEH FAGOT NOW OR SUMTING!??!?!! ROFLROFL

 

by TheBigJE
12-01-04
thats a mean lookin scratch you got on your arm there, get in a struggle?
you think this is bad? you oughtta see what happened to the wife!
hahahahahaha!
hahahahahahaha!

 

by TheBigJE
12-01-04
does anybody know what dragon poke'mon r week agenst??
i know what I'M weak against... NOT having sex with ten year old boys.
uh... ok thatz not realy wut i asked

 

by TheBigJE
12-03-04
POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY
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POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY

 

by TheBigJE
12-04-04
i would like to thank the owl gods for this divine chapel where i may feast and pray, and for all that the owl gods have given me
ah, hello divine priestess
sir, how many times do we have to ban you from Hooters?
SHOW ME YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by TheBigJE
12-04-04
tonight on E we have a rare interview with a mister GI Jew, the public wants to know, why does he carry a confederate flag?
So, why do you a confederate flag?
what is this, the spanish inquisition, so i hate niggers, you gonna put me in a camp?
there you have it, in closing: whoa, glad he's on our side!

 

by TheBigJE
12-05-04
FUCK YOU MOM YOUR A SHIT EATING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE LICKING SOME OLD MANS ASS CHEEK AND CHOKING ON HIS FECES AND JIZZ SOUP
YOU'RE JUST A WASHED UP OLD FUCK WHO LIKES TO RAPE THE DOG, YEAH I KNOW WHY HE DIED, IT WASN'T CUZ RABIES IT WAS CUZ YOU GAVE HIM AIDS YOU FUCKING CUNT, I HOPE SOMEBODY FUCKING RIPS OUT YOUR OVARIES
YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA SAY AT YOUR FUNERAL!?!?! "LOLOLOLLOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL"
don't you take that tone with me.

 

by TheBigJE
12-06-04
first make some wannabe funny comment flaming the above person or comic or both
then add a ridiculous amount of "LOL"s
i had a post in the oven earlier so we can take a look at the finished product.. (dont forget bad spelling!)
YOU EEAT MY SHITE YO BIG POOPPY HERMAFRODYTE!!! LOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL

 

by TheBigJE
12-06-04
so Mr.Fagwad.. who is your favorite player for the yankees?
i'd have to say a-ROD
LOLLOLOLLLOLOLL
LOOLLOLOLLLOLOOLL

 

by TheBigJE
12-06-04
Hello viewers, im here representing the catholic priests, we know its fun to make jokes about us molesting little boys and whatnot, but we're getting sick of it
did you ever stop to consider that MAYBE some of the boys were willing, and that MAYBE some of us priests weren't aware that it was a crime to make love to sexy willing young lads?
its practically a crime for us NOT to! look at the little boys these days, who wouldn't want to violate Elian Gonzales?

 

by TheBigJE
12-08-04
G.I. Jew meets his match, HIS SON!
so dad, what did you get me for Hanukkah?
I got you some nice new books, a pair of socks, a new calculator, and a pack of number two pencils
what is this? the back to school holiday?
HAPPY HANUKKAH
Whoa! glad they're on our side!

 

by TheBigJE
12-08-04
Anorexia is bad!
EAT UP FATASS (LMAOLMAO)

 

by TheBigJE
12-11-04
D34R g0d, j00 R the man, plz giv My en3mies h3rp3s LOL

 

by TheBigJE
12-11-04
STFU QU33R LMAO

 

OMFG UR MUSTASH LOOKS LIKE TEH P00P ROFLROFLROFLRL
by TheBigJE, 10-01-05

 

by TheBigJE
10-01-05
I say this Cretactious Utopia we've created suits me quite well. Ah, My good friend Mr.Rex! What does your schedule look like today?
Well I don't plan on getting extinct anytime soon! ... Do you smell gas? That cigarette probably isn't the safest thing in the-
Surgeon General Warning: Cigarettes are dangerous, but they killed the dinosaurs, so we all should smoke an assload in case the dinosaurs come back.

 

by TheBigJE
10-03-05
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
You're a queer.

 

Clearly I should be the host of the milestone competition, not because I've got that much history, or credibility... no... I've got something far greater.... 1337SPEAK ROFLOLOLOLOL
by TheBigJE, 10-03-05

 

DO YOU WANT A DIK IN UR BAK!?
by TheBigJE, 10-03-05

 

by TheBigJE
10-04-05
YEAH!? WELL YOU TAKE DIARRHEA AND PUT IT IN A BLENDER, THEN SUCK IT DOWN LIKE IT'S DAIRY QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY!!
There is no actual "dairy queen" ... It's just a franchise..... and how does drinking diarrhea celebrate her birthday?
FAGGOT!

 

by TheBigJE
10-04-05
I'm walking with a hammer!
Oops! I fell into a trashcan! How Incongruous!

 

My agility is so high, I crit on like 7 out of 6 attacks. Yeah that's right, improper fraction.
by TheBigJE, 10-05-05

 

by TheBigJE
10-07-05
UR A FAGGOT! LOLOLOL

 

by TheBigJE
10-10-05
Wait a minute, that can't be right.

 

by TheBigJE
10-17-05
TheBigJE prayed for victory in CC 299...
Come on jesus, I really would like to host this comic competition so that I can totally fuck up 300.
we'll see.
but it was to no avail, it appears he was destined not to host the milestone competition.
Hey you faggot ass jew-bag I lost to some cocksucking mandildo thing.
So he prayed to WIN the milestone competition.
You better have something up your sleeve luci, or I'm gonna fucking fart in your lunch. Wet fart.
Just throw a christmas tree in there. it's comic genius.

 

SPOILER ALERT....
Turns out I live forever.
by TheBigJE, 10-17-05

 

by TheBigJE
10-20-05
AH SHIT THOSE DAMN KOREANS ARE RIGHT BEHIND ME
KEKEKEKKEKEKE ^_^ KEKEKEKE KEKEKEKEKKEE KEKEKEKEK KEKEKEK KEKEKEK KEKEKE ^_^
KEKEKEKKEKEKE ^_^ KEKEKEKE KEKEKEKEKKEE KEKEKEKEK KEKEKEK KEKEKEK KEKEKE ^_^
KEKEKEKKEKEKE ^_^ KEKEKEKE KEKEKEKEKKEE KEKEKEKEK KEKEKEK KEKEKEK KEKEKE ^_^
KEKEKEKKEKEKE ^_^ KEKEKEKE KEKEKEKEKKEE KEKEKEKEK KEKEKEK KEKEKEK KEKEKE ^_^

 

Trade you this fish for that letter.
You got yourself a deal mister.
by TheBigJE, 10-25-05

 

by TheBigJE
10-26-05
LISA! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS FILTHY HUMAN!?!?!?
Sir, this isn't your wife, it's just a trashcan.
Right... well then..... carry on.

 

by TheBigJE
10-26-05
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
Alright, go ahead.
PAT SAJAK IS A FAGGOT ASS HONKEY.
....correct.

 

Pass the sugar, please?
Sure, no problem.
by TheBigJE, 10-26-05

 

Now, what EXACTLY did Captain Kirk say to you?
He said... he said he wanted to go warp speed.... into my.. my swampy atmosphere.
by TheBigJE, 10-27-05

 

by TheBigJE
10-30-05
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digga...
I'm just saying that her profession of choice is the mining and excavating of the precious metal gold.

 

by TheBigJE
10-30-05
Now I ain't sayin' she's a GRAVE digga'
I'm just saying that she is hired to perform the burial of people's loved ones, usually at a cemetary.

 

by TheBigJE
10-31-05
Hey, I'm being asiangirl1 for halloween.
What a coincidence, I was thinking of being asiangirl2! Let's meet at purgatory this time tomorrow and par-tay!
24 HOURS LATER

 

by TheBigJE
11-06-05
Hello? Oh my god, it's a charizard!
May I have a moment of your time to tell you about the lord Jehova?
Oh my god... a flaming dinosaur going door to door preaching about religion? I have to put a stop to this. WATER GUN!
It's super effective!

 

by TheBigJE
11-10-05
Oh baby, I'm so hot, you want some of this?
Okay okay... but NO anal.
aww shit I'm sorry.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!?

 

by TheBigJE
11-11-05
C'mon billy we're in this science fair TOGETHER, could you at LEAST give me a hand?
Despite your best efforts to be humorous, that's actually what I meant.

 

by TheBigJE
11-11-05
You're a good man Johnson, and a damn fine killer, why I bet you'd even kill your own boss if you got the chance, say... if you were out in a canyon alone with him and you had an axe...
Sir?
Boy, I bet nobody knows where we are. You know what's cool these days Johnson? Treason. Sometimes I just want to hand over all our military secrets and-
I'm sorry your cat ran away sir, but I'm not going to kill you.

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