What are you thinking? by TheGerman4-30-03 Hey Hey, what are you thinking about? Gays will conquer.. Well? Nothing.
Big Macs and Flatscreens SUCK by TheGerman5-08-03 You know, I just ate three big mac's for no reason. I wasn't even hungry, just bored. Well big mac's aren't as big as you'd think. I'm still bored, I'm going to go surf the TV. Don't, nothing good is on. No no, I'm going to the beach and I'm going to SURF the TV. Better take the flatscreen.
My Triumphant Return by TheGerman10-26-03 Hey you. Me? Yeah you, I remember you. What about me? You were the one who gave me herpes. Twice.
Shrooms are a No-No by TheGerman10-27-03 What the fuck are you? TRiCLEOPICUS ...kind of like jesus? Jesus? What the fuck, I was talking about waffles.. what the fuck is a TRiCLEOPICUS? If you're really Jesus.. then turn this water into wine. Fuck you.
This was Halloween... by TheGerman11-01-03 Trick or Treat... What the fuck are you supposed to be? Well I thought I'd go as... A fag? yea... cool
Wanna see something cool? by TheGerman2-21-04 Wanna see something cool? No. Oh, comon, it's really cool. ... I'll take that as a yes. No wonder your parents killed themselves...
Preteen-Pregnancy. by TheGerman5-10-04 Hey Billy, I need to tell you something... August 5th, 1987 Come here, I got something for you. And that's how you were concieved. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!