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by Tigerchild
12-31-02
Hey! T.C! Good to see ya!
ah...ah...h-hi Ben. How are you?
I'm good. You coming to the gig tonight?
ah...maybe....a-are you going?
Got to, I'm with one of the, remember?
Hole of darkness, swallow me now!!!!

 

by Tigerchild
12-31-02
Oh God!
Hi everyone. Tigerchild's locked herself in the bathroom and she's refusing to come out
I'm such a LOSER!!
Apparently, she ran into this guy she has a crush on and thinks she humiliated herself.
why me!?Why me!?
She says the only way she's coming out is if he either dies or goes into a coma

 

by Tigerchild
12-31-02
Tigerchild, you can't stay locked in there forever
I can bloody well try, though
you have to come out sooner or later
I told you, not until he's dead or in a coma
but I need the toilet!
here's the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song, just for you. Now go away

 

by Tigerchild
1-03-03
Tom, I've decided to come out now
that's cool, my bladder is about to burst!
um....there's just one problem
what's that?
I've lost the key
what!?

 

by Tigerchild
1-03-03
how could you lose the key? you've been locked in there with it
how the hell should I know?
you locked it in there with you
Tom do me a favour.......
What?
Call someone competent

 

by Tigerchild
1-03-03
We would like to take a few minutes to apologise for the amount of mistakes in recent comics
These mistakes are due to the author being completely knackered
Normal service will be resumed shortly

 

by Tigerchild
1-06-03
Ready?
suppose so...where were we up to?
you were locked in the bathroom and telling me to call someone competent
oh yeah, I'd better get back in there
*clears throat* what?
call someone competent

 

by Tigerchild
1-07-03
Hi, this is Sw1tch!
Those of you who follow TC's comic may have come to think of me as some kind of perverted feak
This is not the case; as I shall now explain....

 

by Tigerchild
1-07-03
I was writing about a woman being chased and feeling hot breath on her NECK
That's all
OK, I think I've made my point. T.C, I'll untie you now.

 

by Tigerchild
1-08-03
Sw1tch! You gotta come quick! TC's locked herself in the bathroom and she can't find the.... what are you writing?
40K fiction
looks good, especially the part with the stabbing
yeah should only take me 30 more hours to finish it
eh, she's not going anywhere for a while
Write on!

 

by Tigerchild
1-09-03
Where is he? It's been hours
Hmm, my Female Intuition tells me he's watching Sw1tch write a 40K fiction
That does it, I'm resorting to Plan B

 

by Tigerchild
1-10-03
Ah, sweet freedom, how I have missed thee
OK, number 2 on my list of 'things to do now that I am out of the bathroom' e-mail Sw1tch telling him to tell Tom that his dinner's in the cat
Number 1: get to the gig and mosh until I'm bleeding internally!

 

by Tigerchild
1-10-03
the crisps are in the cupboard on the right, Tom
You have e-mail!
who's it from?
TC. She says she found her way out and she's gone to the gig, but there's now a large hole where the bathroom window used to be
She smashed the window?
yep, and apparently she fed your dinner to the cat.

 

by Tigerchild
1-10-03
OK, I've decided it's getting a bit confusing with the charcters I've introduced, so here's a run down
This is Sw1tch, a good friend of mine in the real world. He is the man responsible for introducing me to the world of 40K. (I beat his ass in the first game I played against him)
Beginners Luck!
This is Ben, the bloke I have a crush on. Not giving out last name in case he sees this strip and I incriminate myself
She digs me?

 

by Tigerchild
1-10-03
This as you all know is Tom. The main character. He's based on a boy I know, they have similar hair cuts
That's all? No other reason?
these are the various animals I've turned him into when he's annoyed me
there you have it, that's everyone

 

by Tigerchild
1-11-03
"Spurted from the open wound in his neck and stained the dark earth..."
hey Tom, how come you and TC can pronounce my name? I mean, It's l33t! there's a number where letters should be!
it's not too hard.
how come? I invented the name for myself, and I'm not sure how to pronounce it!
well, you managed to say the word "l33t" just now.
oh yeah...

 

by Tigerchild
1-13-03
Hey! TC! How was the gig?
WHAT?
I said 'How was the gig?'
WHAT?
HOW WAS THE GIG?
OH! IT WAS GREAT EXCEPT I THINK I MAY HAVE DAMAGED MY HEARING!

 

by Tigerchild
1-13-03
Hey Sw1tch
TC! You're not mad that we left you in the bathroom, are you?
Sure I am, at Tom more than anything, but I think that I'll get over it soon
How soon?
As soon as Tom sees what I used to line the cats litter tray
You didn't....you wouldn't....Damn Girl, you are evil!

 

by Tigerchild
1-14-03
where's the coffee machine?
Forget the coffee for a moment, TC! You shouldn't use a blokes comic book collection to line the cat's litter tray
why not? and where do you keep the coffee machine?
'Cos! A blokes comics are sacred!
I'll be more sympathetic once I've had some coffee
WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT THE COFFEE!

 

by Tigerchild
1-16-03
Sw1tch, mate, why are you so upset? it's not as if they were even YOUR comics
Not the point TC, a blokes comics are sacred
Trust me, the comics he reads DESERVE to get pissed on by the cat
Really? Why?
*whisper* He reads 'Prunella the Pretty Princess' comics
*snigger* Fair enough

 

by Tigerchild
1-18-03
*sobbing* speak to me Prunella! Speak to me! *sobbing*
in case you can't tell, he's still upset about his comics
why god! why!
I don't mind the sobbing so much....
*Sob*
But I wish he'd let me clean the litter tray out

 

by Tigerchild
1-19-03
Hi Sw1tch, mind if I stay over for a while? Ta. Where's the coffee jar? I'll make a pot
No problem, but what's wrong with your place?
[from kitchen] Oh, nothing, it's just that Tom's driving me nuts, sobbing the whole day and saying "why did it have to be Prunella?" Hey what's this stuff in the blue jar?
TC, how much coffee have you had today?
Only 30, maybe 40 cups, why?
Just wondering....

 

by Tigerchild
1-21-03
Morning Sunshine
Oh my head...
And WHAT exactly happened to you last night?
Normally I wouldn't tell you but since your acting like my mother...
thirty minutes later
that all true?
yep, everything. well...except for the killer robots, I'm PRETTY sure that was just a hallicination

 

by Tigerchild
1-26-03
Yo TC, how's my big sister?
Oh my god! Good to see you!
How you been?
Great! How's life in the shows?
I've give that up now, decided it's time for a change
Finally decided to stop being a female impersonator, eh Little Bro?

 

by Tigerchild
1-27-03
Thanks for the change of clothes and the hair cut Sis, see you around
See you Bro
TC, who was that? why is he wearing my clothes?
THAT was my former transvestite brother
whoa, what a change? what happened to him since the hallowe'en party?
long story, I'll get him to tell it to you next time he phones

 

by Tigerchild
1-30-03
Yeah? Tell me more...that's brilliant Little Bro!
what's up with your brother?
He's got a new job
What's he doing?
He's working at 'Stringfellows'

 

by Tigerchild
1-31-03
I thought he'd given up working as a female impersonator
He has
So what's he doing at 'Stringfellows'?
what are you on about?
If he's given up being a female impersonator, why's he working as a stripper?
You've got a sick mind! He's NOT working there as a stripper! He's working there as a BOUNCER!

 

by Tigerchild
2-05-03
...as the evil one glared down at him
I gotta admitt, Sw1tch, this is a pretty good story
thanks TC,
almost as good as the last one
almost?
not enough graphic violence in this one

 

by Tigerchild
2-07-03
hey Sw1tch, I hear you're feeling down
I got dumped! that does NOT qualify as feeling down, it qualifies as 'being in Hell!'
really? I can arrange that
Ha! I'd like to see you try
told ya
oh yeah, the 'background' thing

 

by Tigerchild
2-09-03

 

by Tigerchild
2-09-03
what can I say, except "sorry"? amazing what an accidental mouse click can do

 

by Tigerchild
2-11-03
Sw1tch, I've got a question
shoot
You've heard of the Donner party, that group of people that ate each other, right?
right
So, is that why they call it a "Donner Kebab"?

 

by Tigerchild
2-13-03
Quick! hand me the binoculars
what can you see?
nothing
but which direction is it going in?

 

by Tigerchild
2-18-03
why would I want 1000 un-used 1904 calenders? 1904's gone!
yes, but if it ever comes back you make a fortune!
you loony man! HOW can it come back?
Look, Monday comes back once a week, December comes back one a year
so?
So, 1904 will come back, it just takes LONGER, that's all!

 

by Tigerchild
2-19-03
That night, under the welsh-type moon
&*!£?$%^*
what's wrong with TC?
says she's too pissed off to talk about it
what's she pissed off about?
Dunno, but she ripped the head off her old teddy bear

 

by Tigerchild
2-20-03
Sw1tch and Little Bro discuss tactics
we need to think of a way to get her out of her room
well, we could drop something heavy on her room or we could throw a live grenade in there...
do you have any ideas where she might actually SURVIVE?
ummmm.....no
tell me, does it hurt when you think?
sometimes

 

by Tigerchild
2-25-03
My mam's coming over to visit, let's extend some hospitality
right, I'll hide all the food and drink
good, and while you're at it, put the cat out
why?
it's on fire
right mate

 

by Tigerchild
2-27-03
do I make you horny?
no
randy?
no
do I make you horny, baby? Do I?
Dude, for the last time "no"

 

by Tigerchild
2-27-03
I don't?
no
not even a little?
not even a little
what do I make you?
sick

 

by Tigerchild
3-01-03
Readers, this is my cat, Izzy.
me-e-e-e-ew!
Izzy says that she would like me to reassure everyone that no cats were hurt during the making of 'The Last Salute'
mew!
one had an unfortunate accident with a bottle of hair remover, but that's it. (aside) Anyway, that was after I had finished the comic.
rowl!

 

by Tigerchild
3-01-03
mew?
who are you?
mrrow?
where did you come from?
how's he think I'm going to answer? I'm a cat!
Do you belong to TC?

 

by Tigerchild
3-03-03
MRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWW!!
Tom, let the cat in
why me? she's your bloody cat
becase if you don't, the next time you have a girl over she gets to see that photo of you in the shower
where did you say the key was?

 

by Tigerchild
3-03-03
who's a good girl? you are! yes you are!
idiot
you want you tummy wubbed?
perv
Tom, you're scaring my cat
TC, keep him away from me!

 

by Tigerchild
3-03-03
what the -? how did you get in here?
mrowl!
what's this? "my name is Izzy. I am an orphaned stray. Please feed me."
me-e-e-e-e-e-ew!
OK, fine, come on Izzy, I think I've got somwe tuna in the cupboard
bingo!

 

by Tigerchild
3-03-03
Sw1tch's Lab supplies, Sw1tch speaking
Sw1tch, Hi. It's TC. Have you seen my pussy?
Your WHAT!?
My pussy. Tom scared it and it ran away
you're winding me up, aren't you? you're having a laugh.
I don't see anything funny about me losing my cat, Sw1tch

 

by Tigerchild
3-04-03
OK, I'll keep any eye out for your cat
thanks Sw1tch
what does she look like and what name does she answer to?
she's a ginger tabby and her name's Izzy. See you Sw1tch *click*
I think I've been had

 

by Tigerchild
3-05-03
You naughty little cat! making me worry like that! Come on, let's go get you some tuna
!?
Sw1tch, I don't get it, she likes that cat more than she likes me, why?
do you climb into her lap and purr and act cute and rub up against her?
I tried it once but she slapped me
there you go then

 

by Tigerchild
3-05-03
so you're saying she likes the cat more than me because...?
the cat is lovable
and I'm not?
not in the "cute and fluffy" way
I could stop shaving for a few weeks
no, that would be "brillo pad" not "cute and fluffy"

 

by Tigerchild
3-07-03
we regret to announce that TC will not be making comics this weekend
normally she'd tell you this herself but she's busy cleaning her house right now
see, it's her brother's birthday this weekend
and they've both got guests coming to stay for the weekend, so see you on monday
how come she didn't invite ME?
Howcome she didn't invite ME?

 

by Tigerchild
3-11-03
what's wrong TC?
what's the matter?
what's happened?
I'm too sad to tell you

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