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#51! Woot woot! by Torin 9-06-03
Oh, hello reader. We here are throwing a huge party for my 50th comic. Dude, that was yesterday's comic. Today is 51.	Shit. I knew I missed something! WHO'S THE FUCKTARD NOW!?	Please don't leave. He's not kidding..... Fuck you Antony. Oh, splendid, here comes Aiden. Yeah, I got nothing new. Besides this here firey death. I'll wait till the reader leaves.

 

Paybacking is fun by Torin 9-06-03
Yeah, the ranger is Antony. I was to fucking lazy to finish the auditions. Man, I read your comic. The things you said in that really hurt my feelings. Yeah, I'm not appologizing....ever.	I'm whispering! ......... hmmmmm...	Ohhhh! Antony got exactly what he desereved. And his punishment isn't over yet! So tell me...why did you take me to this prison with some vasaline? Well, it's because you like it in the ass. Cus you're like that. And this prison cell is my home.

 

Torin's Beastly monologue by Torin 9-08-03
Torin is now blabbing about something. Well, it seems that I am all alone once again. Thank fucking god. Sometimes, I just want everyone else to die. Especially people like Aiden and Antony.	It's nothing against those guys, it's just that they're dicks to me.....alot. Despite what they may think, I do have toughts, feelings, etc.	Sorry 'bout that folks. Aparently Torin just wanted some peace between him and his overly violent/hating friends. You're a fucking fag munch! ANAL CHOCH BAG! You're going to get shot one day. If not by me, then by somebody who might actually pay attention to you.

 

Intertwining story lines by Torin 9-09-03
Yeah, I'm doing this just so OBW doesn't need to deal with my characters. Once he re-lives himself this will end. Hey man, you heard about what Antony did with the apocolypse? Yeah man, he pulled the ultimate sacrafice for us back there.	I mean, he said that I should get laid. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Whatever dude, he totally just killed himself.	Yeah, Aiden actually said "magico!" today. Yeah, that's true. I mean, that AZN girl chased him into hell, and magico!

 

And so, Torin talks alot, agian by Torin 9-09-03
Arright, before I even continue what this is, lemme' explain.	In my friend Antony's comic (OnyxBlackWolf) he just killed himself to stop the distruction of the world.	Yeah, "funny" he says. We all know that means, "it'll still suck ass" The funny thing is, that said distruction happened bacuse of me. Check out his comic. So for now, me, Aiden, and Ender are gonna' talk alot about death, apocolypse, etc. It'll still be funny.

 

Man, I miss him... by Torin 9-11-03
So then I says to him, "HEY! Ender, stop beating off to Aiden's art!" HAHAHAHA! Wait....	Yeah, I know, Antony allready did it. So? Things just arent the same without him. I mean, our material about Ender's gross habits aren't as funny...	I HATE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This is not a joke. It hapened by Torin 9-11-03
this is at school. there aren't any school pictures. Dude, they're making a Boondock Saints 2!	.................... ?	NICE! Delayed reaction much?

 

Boondock Saints 5: What the fuck is going on here? by Torin 9-11-03
This also happened. Just after the other one did. So they're really making Boondock Saints 2? Yeah. It's either Saint's Day or The Second Coming.	Really? I thought it would be like, "Boondock Saints 2: We've got ammo and nothing else to do" How about, "Boondock Saints 3: Give Torin a Dollar"	Now back to your regularly schedueled programming... Or, "Boondock Saints 4:Nobody care's for Torin's begging" I hate you man.

 

Unfortunatly, nobody knows Antony at my school... by Torin 9-12-03
Man, I sure miss Antony. Why'd he go kill himself? Y'know Owen? Shut up, bitch.	Man, sometimes I wonder, in tight situation, WWAD? What would Antony Do? This block is so wrong, on so many levels.	Man, this is so bad. Man, it's so depressing that there is nobody to talk to about A's death. Man, it's kinda' depressing that we have internet friend's like Antony...

 

Wait, who be he? by Torin 9-13-03
Antony!? Man we missed you! Why thell hell does everyone keep calling me that!?	(They light each other) IMPOSTER! DEMONIC POWERS ACTIVATE! BURNINATE!	Well.....it appears we're equally powered. Hmph. An even match? How interesting...

 

Well, back to the funny by Torin 9-14-03
Well, Antony is back from the dead, and he killed that ranger that I burned.	So now, it appears that I can go back to being funny, and not worrying about dead poeple.	I think he's gonna' do it again. HAHAHAHAHA! YOU!? FUNNY!? Wait a second. Didn't you allready say something like this, and didn't I burn you for it?

 

ULTRA YUPPIES! by Torin 9-15-03
Another whacky adventure of The Ultra-Yuppies! OH NO! It seems that the poor are trying to haggle us! SWEET JEESUS! Torin, use your powers to stop this!	Please sir, may you spare a penny for a homeless man? ARRRRRR!! You must away now, before I do something bad!	I'll explain, don't worry. Oh man! That was a close one!

 

Explenation of Ultra-Yuppies by Torin 9-15-03
Break Time conversations.... Man, you mowed your lawn yesterday? Pffft, you yuppie and your lawn... Dude, you have a lawn to, you just need to pay someone to remove the mulch n' shit.	The matador is our friend Hans Yeah, but then I'd be an "Ultra-Yuppie" You could be like a Super-Hero man! You could wear Abercrombie & Fitch, and beat up poor people!	Man, I think he's on to something with this...... Yeah, but......it's Hans.....

 

Happy Belated Birthday to ME! by Torin 9-19-03
Yeah, so, as it turns out, Wednesday was my birthday. I just turned 15.	Also, as it turns out, all my friends are allready either 15 or 16. I mean, shit I'm young. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Youngin!	Well, sorry for my lack of updates. For the past few days, I've been either partying or recovering from the biggest BDay hangover ever. FUCKING OWW! You deserved it.

 

Oh shit, Owen's back by Torin 9-20-03
Hello, Owen here....	In his last comic, my brother said he had a BDay hangover. This just means that he dunk alot of booze on his BDay.	That is why he didn't update alot, and why his head hurts. He's now taking lots of Motrin 'cus of it.

 

I'm not alcoholic, really...... by Torin 9-24-03
In a recent comic by Antony, he called me and Aiden drunk fucks, even though we are only 15.	Now, it's true that we like to get smashed, but we aren't drunkards. We're just Irish bros, y'know?	Yo bro, wanna' go get smashed? Hell fucking yeah.

 

A day with Chino by Torin 9-24-03
The girl is Stephanie. The guy is Mr. Chinosi, my english teacher. Maybe, the guy, in the poem, is, like, stalking the girl. And, like, she doesn't know, and he doesn't know alot aobout her...... ::weirded out::	(under breath) What the hell is she talking about??? ::shrug:: hehehehehe	....or maybe, he's, like, IN the grave with her...... Stephanie, please, stop.

 

Discription of the classes I go to at school by Torin 9-29-03
Hello, my name is Stephen Chinosi, and I teach English. I hate my class, cus it's full of dumb, rude, little ditsy children. Hi, I'm Ms. Dimente. I am teach Biology to Torin, Aiden and Ender. I say allot of inapropriate things, and used to take speed!	Hey, I'm James Felker. I am the band director, and I get paid to yell at Torin and Ender durring AND after school due to band and marching band. I'm Barry Low.....or....this used to be me, until I hit the age of 50, when all my hair turned white to due stress. I am the chorus director.	Hola. Mi nombre es Senorita Richlee. Yo hablo a Torin de Espanol. Miramos nosotros primer de la manana, cuando Torin esta muy cansado, y el dormio en mi clase. God I hate school....

 

Intro to Timothy by Torin 10-03-03
Pretend that this is a football stadium, and we're wearing uniforms. Dude, Tim, is your girlfriend here? Yeah man, how 'bout your's?	Oh, by the way, that's Tim. Nah, she couldn't come. She had to go to her grandma's house. That sucks. Man, Sara is wicked hyped to meet Ash, you realize.	Yes, yes I do realize. I also realize that she kinda creeps Ash out. Wow, and they havn't even ever met?

 

Another Real Conversation by Torin 10-03-03
Hey babe! How're you? I'm good. I miss you alot though.	Yeah, same here. Babe, I'm so phyced that you're moving here soon. Yeah, I know! I'm so happy that me and Krista get to go to BHS.	Yeah. By the way, my friend Sara wants to be your best-friend when you get here. OK? That's creepy....

 

Eh, fuck it by Torin 10-08-03
Holy shit. New comic? NO WAY! Hello, and welcome to the comic factory.	It's been shut down for a while, because no inspiration has come to me. Also, my life hasn't been funny as of late.	With that said, I give the last words over to Owen. Hell damn fart. Now go do something worthwile, and not read Torin's shitty comic.

 

Fucking Hyporite by Torin 10-10-03
Dude, you need to make more comics. You havn't made any comics in a while either man...	Whatever. I've had school, and band and homework. I'm in all your classes and band! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?	Ok, so this never really happened. But Ender was telling me to make more comics. He's been comicless since the 22nd...of September. Whatever, just make somemore comics......Jew. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PANTS!?

 

What a fucktart Torin is by Torin 10-18-03
Back in Torin's room... Well, it appears that things are slightly back to normal now...	Ashlee is home, I'm done with PSATs, I'm back to reading comics all the time...	What the fuck is Torin talking about? FIND OUT LATER! In fact, all that's new is that now I'm supposed to read webcomics! Hee hee! I'll explain that later...

 

Holy shit. I'm still alive? by Torin 11-28-03
Holy fuck! It's been a fucking month since I've updates. I'm sorry, but that is fucking insanity!!!!	Come to think of it, fucking nobody has been updating. NOBODY GODDAMNIT!	Well, this is an announcement. FUCKING UPDATE YOUR FUCKING COMICS!!!!!!

 

This is funny only because it's true by Torin 4-18-04
Yeah, I'm back....ish So, I'm back on the scene. My REAL comic is going well.	THAT'S RIGHT! I AM A RESPECTABLE COMIC WRITER!!!	Yeah, I'll update sometimes that aren't on a regular scheduel Yeah, minus the respectable....and plus terrible Two words come to mind. Fuck, and You

 

Welcome home, jackass by Torin 4-24-04
We join our "heroes" at their respective computers Yeah, so I just got home from Florida last night. Damnit. I was just about to be rid of you...	Screw you man. On a "happier" note Kristen and I broke up. Yeah, it's about fucking time	Yup, life as always I'm not sure how to take that... Take that as "shut the fuck up and start being cool" Oh wait, you can't.

 

Happily Depressed by Torin 4-26-04
Torin's room Well, here I am, home from Florida. Today was the first day of school after vacation, and it sucked.	((i talk twice in this box)) It was also the first day I saw Kristen after the breakup. We didn't talk much, but what can ya' do. Also, my comic was cancelled. Ender decided he didn't want to draw anymore, and now it's all gone.	Heartless fuck Yet, I'm not phased...at all. I'm almost happy that now I don't need to do anything.

 

Worst, comic, ever by Torin 5-07-04
I guarantee you that if this damned model could, he'd be sitting down, quasi-meditating Emptiness. After I got fired, it seems that it's all that's left.	Goddamn I'm turning emo. Let's just hope this is only a phase...	HA! IT'S NOT FUNNY!! Wait, I'm always emo. I guess that "phase" just sucked.

 

God, my comics really suck by Torin 5-07-04
It's been a while since we've gotten smashed, hasn't it. Why yes my good friend, yes it has.	Wait.....if we're not smashed now... Why the swirls? Oh, because I put LSD in your mountain dew...	*woah*..... Torin!! What the shit did you do to Aiden!?

 

Note to self: FUCK YOU ENDER by Torin 6-16-04
Ok, so, I'm reading my friend's StripCreator comics, right? And I see _Ender_ finally updated...	Unfortunatly, he spends his time pointlessly whining aobut Mango slush. That's what he gets for not being specific.	WAAAAAAAAA!!!! I never told you what to get!! I'M A FAT EMO KID!!!!

 

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT by Torin 6-17-04
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT	Hello, and welcome to Channel 3 News. My name is Nick. This bitch has the top story of the night. Fuck you Nick. The story is as follows: Dan can't make a comeback!	Ok, it's done. Ender and I are going to stop these dumb comeback comics. That's all, goodnight.

 

Hey, it's 9 am, I have an excue to make a bad comic now by Torin 6-24-04
We find ourselves in Torin's room Yeah, why do you kids keep coming in here?	Because we love you...? Ok, get out, now....	Ouch, no we're sad And stay out! ass-holes!

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