All comics by Trey_Suckabeefio

 
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Place is dead. Who's playing tonight?
Ben Folds Five!
Five what?
Next day...
Dude, what happened to the bar?
Nobody showed up. I went bankrupt.

 

Hey, new bar. Who's playing tonight?
Arcade Fire!
Cool. Maybe I'll come by.
NEXT DOOR, YOU IDIOT! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
Next day...
That's really too bad.

 

I'm sorry, Katrina. You know I've been working on that top secret government project.
I don't care. I hate that you were almost six months late for our anniversary.
Brilliant. I can't even tell which is which, and I have a meeting in six minutes.
And all outta marshmallow - who'd a thunk? Not the terrorists.
Impressed?
No.

 

 

Here's the gun...and doc?
Yes?
Try to make it painless.
Okay, wabbit.
Twelve years later...
Even today, i can't bewieve he didn't pway one wast twick. *hic*
Maybe he'th been thitting up there all thith time jutht... *hic* laughing hith ATH off at uth.

 

In other news, Mike Huckabee's campaign is gathering steam in the public imagination.
Some pundits think people are inspired by the former Arkansas governor's winning personality...
Get DOWN there and do what I TELL you!
I'll do anything for love, but I won't do THAT.
... while others just put it down to "the sort of childish nonsense you find in places like stripcreator.com".

 

re: kane2742/419396, Rabid_Weasle/419415
You must really like sleds.
by Trey_Suckabeefio, 1-19-08

 

I am Dr. Recombo. I have discovered a method of creating new lifeforms by fusing different species in my Recombination chamber!
Perfect! Just in time for my niece's birthday.
Woof-a-doodle-doo!
And sure enough...
Woof-a-doodle-doo!
I LOVE DOG COCK!

 

But later that day I introduced myself to a woman named Sheila - a woman I knew was going to be be my wife.
Uh... my name's Bob.
Things were tricky at first...
It was the best day of my new life.
Congratulations, Mr. Balzac. Now as for continuing the hormone therapy, you should know that there may be side effects.

 

by Trey_Suckabeefio
11-30-09

 

by Trey_Suckabeefio
12-05-09
*puff* *puff* Yumpin' Yiminy, I bain digging all day, und I tink it's big enough now.
All you have to do is yump in, Mister Vedderbee.
*sniff* Svenson, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

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