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by Tterb
2-01-06
No fingerprints, No clues.... Not one thing to help us solve this crime.
Sir, this is about the 8th time the same thing happened to us. You'll say that and I'll say something like " but Sir we do" or " I guess you are right, Sir" and I'm getting pretty tired of all of this
Yea I'm getting pretty tired of it too, Jones. So with that said have your badge on my desk by tomorrow morning.

 

by Tterb
2-01-06
No fingerprints, No clues.... Not one thing to help us solve this crime.
..... Jones?

 

by Tterb
2-04-06
No fingerprints, No clues.... Not one thing to....
Zoinks, look here pigs this is our mystery.
Jinkies!

 

by Tterb
5-06-06
Mr. G. Reaper?
Yes?
It is your time. Come with me.
Wait.... what the fuck?

 

by Tterb
5-13-06
Who the hell turned off this light?
Just come in. There isn't a ninja in here waiting in the shadows or anything.

 

by Tterb
6-04-06
Captain's Log.... I'm total about to see some boobies.
What the?

 

by Tterb
6-12-06
Hello little girl welcome to Happy Bunny Burger World.
Hi can I get a number 2 and 4?
Sure, let me just go kill those rabbits we use to make your meal.
What?
Now would you like the Happy Bunny Burger World Toy with your meal?

 

by Tterb
6-12-06
Hello welcome to Happy Bunny Burger World.
yea.. Hey can I get an order of fries and a small drink.
No.
what?
Get out.

 

by Tterb
6-12-06
Welcome to Happy Bunny Burger World. How may I help you?
yes.. Well you give this fish to me by mistake. I ordered the Bunny Boy Burger Jr. Meal.
Sir, I see nothing wrong with that fish. Just eat it.
What?
..What?
Nothing wrong? This fish is still alive.

 

by Tterb
8-08-06
Hello there little girl... How old are you?
haha well hello there santa, I'm 16. I'm just here at the mall watching my little sister.
16 huh?.....Not even legal yet? Well could have fooled me by the size of those titties...
... HOHOHO!

 

by Tterb
9-05-06
Criekey!
Criekey!
Criekey...

 

by Tterb
9-16-06
So.. ya I want a new bike for Christmas
Sorry little boy but I'm not getting you that.
Why not?
Well.. Santa doesn't like the color of your skin.

 

by Tterb
9-22-06
Oh Dear God, please.. please let everything come out good for me.
... Mr. Smith. Well I'm sorry but there was nothing we could do. I'm sorry but your wife is gone.
Thanks Gods. I owe you one, buddy.

 

by Tterb
12-19-06
Hey man, I heard your girlfriend break up with you.
yea man... She said she just wanted to be just friends.
Yea... well you really didn't deserve her like she was really hot and you are a pretty ugly guy.

 

by Tterb
10-23-07
So the stocks went down this week and....Johnson what the hell are you looking at I'm trying to have a board meeting here.
My penis sir. Just looking at my penis.
Oh...Carry on then.

 

....So like i was saying our stocks are starting to go down.
Something else is starting to go down sir. Let's hurry this meeting up.
by Tterb, 10-23-07

 

by Tterb
12-24-07
Yea, so I called you in here to have a little meeting.. It's just the kids these days just don't find you how do I say this... "cool"
What do you mean?... I'm Santa. I've been for hundred of years now giving gifts to good boys and girls all over the world. Ho Ho Ho.
Yea.. I'm sorry but we are going to have to let you go Santa.. We already have your replacement the new Rad Santa, he should be here any minute now.
What? Ho Ho Ho.
What the fuck. He's just some jerk off kid in red cape and sunglasses. Ho Ho Ho?

 

by Tterb
2-16-08
Dear Son, Your Dad told me to tell you that you didn't have to go through with something. He said you would understand what I'm talking about.
P.S. Jesus, I'm not fucking around anymore. Stop hanging out with those 12 jerk off friends of yours and get a job. Love, Mom

 

by Tterb
2-16-08
So I been thinking maybe the whole idea about taking over the world is going alittle to far. I'm Just saying. I been thinking we should let everyone go ...
but I don't want anyone thinking I'm a pussy now. So what do you think? If you don't write back we'll just continue doing whatever. Your Buddy, Adolf Hitler

 

by Tterb
2-22-08
Dear, Leo. All the letters before were jokes... chill out alitte buddy.
Who died and made you leader of us anyway. Your Freind, Martin Luther

 

by Tterb
8-03-08
Dear Dave Wills, So.. I have been thinking... Fuck it. I'm down with having slaves.
Your Buddy, Abraham Lincoln P.S. I bonned a black chick and it was awesome.

 

by Tterb
8-03-08
I nailed all the doors and windows shut. We should be safe from them for now.
What are we going to do?! If they get in here we are dead!
Well I have already been bit and figured I'll eat you alive slowly when I change into one of them...
Wanna play Monopoly until then?

 

by Tterb
8-03-08
James Stewart, Come on. You know I'm all about threesomes.
Yours Truely, John Wayne

 

by Tterb
9-01-08
This letter was signed with blood.
My loyal followers for our time is now. The weak shall fall to their knees, the strong shall cry at your sight and as for the women.. they shall all be rapped.
For our time is now! - Disney ○

 

by Tterb
9-14-08
Someone Help! They stole all the money and got away!
No problem young lad. I lay the egg of justice, I peck at the face of evil, I cluck during the darkest of nights for I am The Human Chicken.

 

by Tterb
9-14-08
**Cough**

 

by Tterb
9-14-08
Sir, is there a problem? I'm the manager here.
No problem fine citizen. I keep the coop clean from evil, I hatch good and right, I have sex with roosters for I am the Human Chicken.

 

by Tterb
9-14-08
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. I'm the security guard
Have no fear fellow justice lover. I can have my head ripped off and still move for alittle while. Eggs come out off my asshole agaisnt the will of wrong doers. For I am The Human Chicken.

 

by Tterb
9-21-08
Would you like to start, good sir?
No, my friend you may begin.

 

by Tterb
9-21-08
Mr. Owl, How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Blow Pop?
Denis, I dont do that anymore. I have a family now...
But Mr. Owl remeber the good old days. Come on just one more time.
God Damnit Denis! I don't do The Blow anymore. Get the hell out of here!

 

by Tterb
9-23-08
This new Bluetooth Headset is amazing Bill. Thanks for telling me about it.
No problem Drew, I'm actually right near your house maybe we can run out and go get a beer or something
Yea sure, a beer sounds....Oh my God! What the fuck happened to my wall!?
Yup, that's broke all right.
So, how about that beer now?

 

by Tterb
9-24-08
What's going on!? What are You?! Where am I?!
We are in a vertex, I am from the future. I am here to help your planet but we must hurry and get out of the vertex for my suit witch brought us both here us...
Then stop exampling what's going on and get us out of this vertex!
Uses so much energy that it can set off a nuclear explosion at any time killing everyone and everything on your planet other then you and I...
Looks like I have all the time in the world now to example why we were not killed during the vertex explosion...

 

by Tterb
9-24-08
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Hey buddy.. I was wondering if maybe you could throw me over a few squares of toilet paper? I used the last of it up..
The shit was that big that you had to use the rest of the paper on your ass? Haha I'm only joking, sure you can have some.
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Actaully no.. I didn't even take I shit. I was jerking off to the sound of you taking a shit and I came all over my pants...
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...So how about that toilet paper?

 

by Tterb
9-28-08
Honey, I think I heard something coming from down stairs.
But... We were about to... Fine I'll go check.
Cock Block...

 

by Tterb
9-28-08
Office Critters! They are cute, cuddly and do paper work they are the Office Critters! In today's episode we learn how to work with others with the Office Critters!
That paper work was the biggest load of shit I have seen in a long time...

 

Hooray, I won something I didn't think I would win or won something where I get no real prize or anything like that.
Shut up.
by Tterb, 9-28-08

 

by Tterb
10-01-08
Done... What's that face for?

 

by Tterb
10-01-08
So Gary about that report yo give me..
...Yes?
I found it to be..okay. Thumbs up.
Thanks sir, but I should be getting back to work.
Did you hear that Gary. He gave you an okay... But that's not good enough. The others laugh at you Gary.. They laugh all the time.

 

by Tterb
10-01-08
Sorry sir, but the sale on red ties and plain white dress shirts ended yesterday...
Don't worry Gary.. It's fine we'll just pay the other three dollars.. No we won't. Take the ties and shirts for free, Gary. It's the right thing to do...
Sir?
So how much do I own you?

 

by Tterb
10-01-08
Why do we still put up with their shit Gary?
Yes.. why do we...?
We all are tired of this life Gary... make it better. Oh and there isn't any cheese or milk left pick some more up later...
We do need milk... oh ya and we are tired of the way we are treated...

 

by Tterb
10-01-08
So what's your name buddy?
Hey Gary it's a female and she seems nice.. A bitch hasn't talked to you since 1998..Be nice.. Don't fuck this up! We better fuck the shit out of her Gary...

 

by Tterb
10-01-08
It's Gary..

 

by Tterb
10-20-08
This letter is written by Johnson on the behalf of all three of us. We have gone so far...
... but it shall be worth it, For all three of us shall be remembered forever. Yours Truely, Lewis, Clark, and Johnson

 

by Tterb
10-20-08
Forreal nigga. The minute I win this fucking race. I'm changing this shit up. We aint never going to be put down by the man again. Yall hear?
I am John McCain and I approve this letter.

 

by Tterb
11-21-08
Honey, Jr. sounds like he is about to say his first words...
Da...Da.. Daddy... has been sleeping with the neighbor's kid, who is only a freshman in high school. This has been going on for a few months now... She may be even carring his child as we speak.

 

by Tterb
12-24-08
Oh good, Santa you're here...The cookies are on the table. I'll be right out.
Ho Ho Ho!
Hey. Where are you going? Why don't you have a seat.. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC To Catch a Predator

 

by Tterb
3-23-09
I can read your mind, Nite Owl...
Can you really Doctor Manhattan?
... And the answer is yes... My penis does deserve more screen time then you.

 

by Tterb
4-12-09
Then
For I shall die for your sins.. So that one day you may all enter my father's Heaven...
Now
So whose trying to sit on my lap and get a picture?

 

by Tterb
6-08-09
...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear?
Ass...

 

by Tterb
6-25-09
.. But God.. All the HE HE stories and rumors HE HE were true...HE HE!
We all just love your work Michael.
Yes sir, Mr. Jackson all of us here are big fans.
I know. You'll fit in nicely here.

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