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by Tuxmask2001
12-09-02
So yeah where was i? The mouse k...
Hey!
Walter what the fuck are you doing here?
You're a plum brett!...with thin skin..and full of passion!
A....plum?.....you're fucking crazy you know that.
Full of passion!

 

by Tuxmask2001
12-15-02
Oh...oh no.
Huh..what?
This....monstrosity in the living room...why!
It's a christmas tree man...it's december sixteenth.
..........
wow...i think the christmas season actually paralysed him.

 

by Tuxmask2001
12-15-02
Hmm...what to do...what to do?
I suppose i could eat all the food...but that's getting old...
Don't touch my food!
Glad to see you're back with the concious world.

 

by Tuxmask2001
12-15-02
So what's your deal with christmas?
The whole commertialist religious mind fuck makes me ill.
But there are good things...you know...like...um...uh....like.
Go on name one good thing about christmas.
....presents.
You make me sick.

 

by Tuxmask2001
12-15-02
Yes that's Kat and Gabe...couldn't think of words for them.
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Hey!
Hey Heidi! How's the commercialist season treating you?
No none of this happened...i like to pretend my life is interesting.
Oh my god leave me alone! Who invited you!
Aww please play spin the bottle with me?

 

by Tuxmask2001
12-15-02
Wow...that was an intense party. What ever happened to that Spin the bottle guy?
Oh him...uhh..right...I swear i have no idea.
Killed em eh?
Pretty much. so where'd Heidi end up?
and on that note, Merry fucking christmas!
I think she passed out on a couch around 2am.
Hmm...probably a good thing..i don't think she'd think too highly of our grave yard expedition.

 

by Tuxmask2001
2-05-03
.....
Umm.
....
...hi.
......Sex is scary,Um i mean...um, yeah.
Yeah.

 

by Tuxmask2001
5-12-03
Hey honey whats up?
Umm...nothing.
Why are you looking at me like that?
no reason...could you..umm...turn off the light?
Sure...there...now....ahh! RAPE!
SHHHH!

 

by Tuxmask2001
5-12-03
So i know there hasn't been a comic in a long while, excluding the previous one i made just now, i have some explaining to do i suppose, i've been busy with friends and obligations.
And rather busy with Heidi as well, oh no now that sounds dirty doesn't it....but regaurdless i have rediscovered this gem of a website and hey i may start sharing my insane genius once again.
sorry for the wait and thanks for reading.

 

by Tuxmask2001
5-24-03
you know how some bad things can be funny after a while?
yes?
this is never gonna be funny is it?
nope.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-08-04
Well kids and kidets, its been a while but i'm back so on with the funny.
Spoot.
good god what the hell is THAT!?
SPOOT!
sorry man, i was just keeping that baby there for a pizza i was gonna make later, uh, its a long story.
Whatever floats your boat man just don't go making me 'A modest proposal'.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-08-04
Team alpha move to tango tango charlie!
Sir, Yes sir!
Well get going...
Sir, where the hell is Tango tango charlie sir?
how the fuck should i know, i only started playing Operation flashpoint the other day.
I'll go get the manual sir.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-08-04
I like the new couch that appeared out of thin air.
I like that the maid cleans all of our messes.
Wait, it appeared out of thin air, thats kind of odd don't you think?
I have to pee but the bathroom is too far away, i'll just pee myself here.
Seriously i'm freaking out, it came out of nowhere, i didn't even order it! what is going on!
I got sleepy and passed out on the floor! ZzZzZzZ!

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-09-04
Man, what a week.
...yuh huh.
you're not listening are you, i said "Man, what a week."
...yuh huh. Movie was great.
Man, what a week.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-09-04
Dude i heard you killed Brett just for not paying attention to you, SO not cool!
It was annoying, so i killed him.
you can't just go around killing people that annoy you!
Sure i can.
Man, what a week.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-09-04
Spoot.
What was that?
Spoot!
Oh, how do i get away with killing people?
Blather, blather, blather!
Well you see its easy! ......................... I wear a mask.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-09-04
honey would you pay those bills, they're turning red.
I can't we don't have any money and i'm too depressed to look for a job.
All you have to do is pick up the paper, or even better look at the computer!
You don't understand, my mood is two bars in the red!
FINE! Whatever just don't pee on the floor again, its SO gross.
My Bladder bar was depleted! I had no choice!

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-09-04
Mr. Owl, How many licks does it take to get to the choclatey center of a tootsie-roll pop?
....
Mr. Owl?
Kid what kind of stupid question is that?
You're right i'm sorry.
You should be, idiot.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-10-04
So this is hell?
Yup....how's it going man, been a while.
Yeah well, you know i've been doing the whole living thing.
Yeah, i understand, you living folk have alot of hassle to worry about. We have our own hassles y'know.
What do you worry about, the mormons?
.......yes.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-12-04
I am here standing in front of this flag in remembrance of a day that changed america forever, a day that changed americans forever, a day that forced us all into a discomforted fear.
to the point where we bought all the shit our commander and chief had to shovel, like mindless sheep unaware of the facts.
I am glad to know that on that fateful day, Sept. 11th, i was in the woods at school awkwardly kissing a girl, not giving a shit. sorry it just didn't affect me.

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-17-04
You have been killed by I need to wash my hand!
-Blam- Got ya.
Damnit, why is your name 'I need to wash my hand!'?
Because your brother is coated in a thin layer of dirty homeless juices.
Haha! Andrew is a douche!
You have been killed by I need to wash my hand!
-Blam- Headshot.
Augh, damnit!

 

by Tuxmask2001
9-19-04
Dude what the hell, i thought you were dead! I killed you!
Oh that yeah, i got bored.
What do you mean you got bored! people don't come back from the dead!
Oh yeah, Explain zombies then!
You're a zombie?
Huh? No no, i just slipped the reaper a twenty and he gave me a lift back, me and him are chill.

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