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by Uberboy
3-23-03
HI I'M HARRY CARRY. I WAS IN YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT.

 

by Uberboy
3-23-03
so can i...
No.

 

by Uberboy
3-23-03
are you on the higway to the danger zone?
hmmm...
if by highway you mean chair, and by danger zone you mean making way too many comics for one day, then yes. yes i am.
...
you're right, i'll stop.

 

by Uberboy
3-29-03
This is me:
This is me in D.C.:
This is me in D.C. and how it is compared to the home i am used to:
i think my world has exploded.

 

by Uberboy
3-29-03
dad's house:
home town:
...
...
D.C.:
HOLLY GOD! YOU'RE BLACK!!!
???

 

by Uberboy
3-30-03
um, have you seen uberboy lately? i can't find him anywhere.
actually i told him to get the fuck out of here and give up on his damn "i created you i can destroy you" trip.
wow really? even though he did creat us, at least our bitting personalities?
yep. i was tired of him wandering around all the time whinning about his damn life, as though he were the center of it. i asked him to leave, and not to take any food with him.
cool! so it's just us again?
well, sort of. he said he was only going to put some of our exploits in the comic, while shooting other random shit out of his head, "like so much brain poop". then he stole a pawn. the fucker...

 

by Uberboy
4-03-03
that was pretty cool.
indeed.

 

by Uberboy
4-15-03
...as drool seeps down onto my shirt:
...damn you orkfia. you've stolen my life...

 

by Uberboy
6-03-03
ok, this time i'm serious
i think.

 

by Uberboy
6-17-03

 

by Uberboy
7-05-03
so how come pasty white guys like me have a thing for the asian chicks?
why are you asking me? the only thing giving away that i'm asian is my name in the drag down menue. i actually always thought i looked hispanic.
yeah...
so, maybe you're even so infatuated with asian girls that they don't even need to be asian, you just need to think they are and their super hot.
damn it, that just brings up more questions.
confuse stupid gaijin: mission accompished.

 

by Uberboy
9-05-03
...so then i said "no, you can't do it that way!"
mm hmm... i see. go on...
well, here's to passive aggressive behavior.
and comics that make very little sense.
::sigh:: yeah
yeah

 

by Uberboy
10-16-03
the primary enemis of the northern cottontail are not enemies of the rabbit, so much as dependant predators.
...
time spent in a basement with 5,500 educational film strips is time well spent.

 

by Uberboy
10-16-03
i can't stand 95% of the people at my school.
the other 5% are split into three groups: 2.5% people that i can get along with, 2% people that are ok, and .5% people i like.
at my particular school this means i like about 2 people and some one's left foot.

 

by Uberboy
10-18-03

 

by Uberboy
10-18-03
Um...
-No.
meh, i tried.
::loser::

 

by Uberboy
10-19-03
one time, i could have sworn i saw jesus.
He asked me:
hey you, have you seen a wallet around here?
i said no.

 

by Uberboy
10-19-03
it's becasue i'm black isn't it?
you know just becasue you use the phrase 'it's becasue i'm black isn't it?' that doesn't insure a comic will be funny.
you damn crackers.
::sigh:: yes, it's becasue you're black.

 

by Uberboy
10-25-03
hey, no, doin't do that, that's my pubes
ewww...

 

by Uberboy
10-25-03
::sqerrzziperesssiverbulp::
no way. then what'd she say?
look, it's just not working out between us, i mean i know you're not bothered that i'm still a larva but i just don't feel comfortable having my eggs fertilized at this point in my life cycle.
::squizleurp?::
::BIZZURPP!!!!::
woah woah woah, i know i told you that if you were interested in her for her father's robo factory not to let her know, but you gave her another completly bad reason all on your own, don't blame me.

 

by Uberboy
10-29-03
so back when you were a human, did you ever think 'gee, what if i wake up as a bug? will my family neglect me and mistreat me?'
no. i didn't.

 

by Uberboy
10-29-03
the other day i walked up to a girl i like and told her i thought she was interesting and that i respected her.
she hasn't spoken to me since then and avoids all contact with me as much as possible.
hmmm.. i should tell him something to make him feel better.
i get lot's of bug sex.

 

by Uberboy
11-11-03
OHIO LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!!!
why should ohio lock up it's daughters?
cus we're going to ohio...
...and?
and i'm hot. they should watch out.
...you know you make me cry at night.

 

by Uberboy
11-11-03
they met in a world of instability and darkness, only to fall in love at first sight...

 

by Uberboy
11-11-03
it must suck having your flesh and organs on the out-side of your skeleton.
i've never had too much trouble with it.
well, sometimes things might happen and you won't withstand something a bug can.
does this have anything to do with the fact my cat got hit by a car yesterday?
no. but, it's hard to keep track of six limbs behind a wheel, and besides, a creature with exterior parts shouldn't be so wreckless by going into the street.
where are your air holes, and how wide are they? cork wide? six of them too, or eight?

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