All comics by Weirdoo

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by Weirdoo
1-12-06
This is pretty cool.
It's my turn to be thrown away!
What do you wanna do now?
Ummmmm...
What are we doing different?
Of course! We're somewhere else!

 

I am a bench. Goodbye viewers!
I am a plant. This strip sucked.
by Weirdoo, 1-12-06

 

by Weirdoo
2-15-06
Where are we?
Umm... the sky.
Lets randomly quote the tv.
What tv?- AAAA! I fell.
"What tv?- AAAA! I fell."
I gotta find a leg bone to hang out with.

 

by Weirdoo
2-15-06
Hey Look! A fomous lady!
It's Carol Woman!
Want my autograph?
What? I'll give you mine.
Says: "To jerry with absolutely nothing."
Who's jerry?

 

by Weirdoo
2-15-06
The stuffing from carnival toys is psychoactive when smoked.
wh0 is 4dri4n?
Sometimes there is no punchline.

 

by Weirdoo
2-15-06
Ready... Set...
GO!!
Hmm... Matches. So that's why he always wins.

 

It's modern art
by Weirdoo, 2-15-06

 

by Weirdoo
2-15-06
Can just have some fish and chips or something?

 

by Weirdoo
2-15-06
I'm user-friendly!
Cool! I wanna go to www.spam.com
What?!!!!!!!
I'll rip out you're liver and slap you with it!

 

Chirp?
by Weirdoo, 2-15-06

 

by Weirdoo
2-16-06
You're a snail, right?
Yeah.
I thought you were a weird looking dog
That's lame. We need help for the punchline.
That's better.

 

by Weirdoo
2-16-06
So I says "I think it's some kind of axe" and he says-
Bye. I gotta go see another sample of a story.
"£5 ?!!?" said Doug. He paused. "how much money have you got?"-
Gotta go!

 

by Weirdoo
2-17-06
Look. A phone strangely on a table in a field. Oh it's ringing!
*Riiiinnng* *Riiiiiiinnng*
Cool! Speakerphone.
Hi. I'm Jerry.
I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with no sauce.
...

 

by Weirdoo
2-17-06
Where the hell is that coming from?

 

by Weirdoo
2-17-06
It's the bloody axe bunny man and geek show.
Is this a sitcom or what?
Maybe it's a reality show.
IT WAs CanCelLED!

 

by Weirdoo
2-18-06
Hello. I'm happy puppet doggy boy.
Hi! I'm cherry pie bop! It's nice to see you around.
What was that my friend? My hearing ain't what it used to be. Say again?
What? I didn't hear you? Say it again.
They said you're going to jail for drinking and driving

 

by Weirdoo
2-18-06
Hello. You rang.
No. I knocked.
What do want skeleton?
Would you like to buy shoulder-hair insurance?
Do you mean something about share holders? And why the hell are we at a temple now?
No! And becauase of the marvels of shoulder-hair!

 

by Weirdoo
2-18-06
I'm Mr. Dunglebit! I got my very own comic strip.
See I changed it up! Pretty spiffy now!
You're a damn head.
I wish we had done the grandpa joke.

 

by Weirdoo
2-20-06
Just say no to this sharkman
Why me?
Because of Rhode Island. Just say no!
Why Rhode Island?
It's too small, we need more calvin and hobbes books!
I should really not come into this part of town anymore.

 

by Weirdoo
2-20-06
Who are you?
I'm the puppet show. Give me a cookie.
No!
I don't believe in cookies. They're just a myth.
Well I don't believe in your FACE!

 

by Weirdoo
2-20-06
Look at these kids drawings on the sidewalk.
Weird.
Yeah, they're like these dead guys.
Yeah.
Maybe it was goths.

 

by Weirdoo
2-24-06
The intersperience!
Pretty amazing, eh cherry pie bop?
The intersperience sucks. I don't wanna go to carrottop.com

 

by Weirdoo
3-07-06
It's march. It is The Ides of March.
The eyes of march.
The pies of march.
The piles of march.
The piles of clothes of march.
The costume store of march.

 

by Weirdoo
3-07-06
The halloween of march.
The candy of march.
The i'm dressing up like lou dobbs of march.
The newscaster of march.
The show of march
The comedy of march.

 

by Weirdoo
3-07-06
Hey Skullard! I think I died! Maybe we're in heaven or sacramento.
Let's walk around and find out.
Yeah, It's sacramento.
...!
Whoops!
You stay over there in alaska

 

by Weirdoo
3-08-06
And this is news about 4-headed hampsters in chexgrebzysta, Skullard?
I'm in a valley, cherry pie bop.
And now I'm in a trash can. Thank you and morroco.

 

by Weirdoo
3-21-06
Give me any combo.
Tony Pastor, a saxophonist/ bandleader. and Clearswift, a british software company.
They both have the letter m in their names!
I'm sure they do. how about "This Side of Paradise" a first-season episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, and Poliuto, an Italian opera by Gaetano Donizetti.
I knew someone would ask me that question! Now I have to kill myself before I die!
Where are we anyway? Blue land?

 

by Weirdoo
3-21-06
I am cooking something.
It probably sucks.
No I'm not chewbacca.

 

by Weirdoo
3-21-06
I have an ice cream cone.
I apparently don't care. Nope.
I have harnessed the power of the ice cream cone.
What's up with all the rainbows and bubbles?

 

by Weirdoo
3-21-06
The Zeta Reticuli Controversy
The Art of the Haruspices
The Antikythera Mechanism
The Gohonzon of the Soka Gakkai
The Suckling of the Ainu.
The Matriphagy of the "Diaea Ergandros"

 

by Weirdoo
3-21-06
I have a nipple ring. And this plane is crashing.
COOL!!!!!!!
We will both die.
COOL!!!!!
Stop playing that damn guitar and think!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOOOL!!!!

 

by Weirdoo
3-21-06
Oh my god! A bat! I'll kick it.
Idiot.
RRRRR. My legs were frozen together!
How?
His mouth musta got frozen too.

 

by Weirdoo
3-21-06
We're approaching the moon.
That's good.
Oh my god!
?
URKEL'S ROBOT HAS GONE HAYWIRE!
Oh n0

 

by Weirdoo
3-21-06
In the news today a guy bought a tv set.
Hey! That's me!
His name was jesus.
Wish I could see.

 

by Weirdoo
3-22-06
This is a valley, a desolate one.
Now i'm gonna hold my face like this!
I lost.

 

by Weirdoo
3-22-06
I'm an insurance salesman for a vibrating chair.
I don't want any cookies.
I'm not a girl scout you idiot.
I still don't any cookies.
We taught him.
Stick a fork in me.

 

by Weirdoo
3-22-06
I just got a drink from the water cooler.
Now I will sit on this bench.
You are a boring arse.

 

by Weirdoo
3-25-06
" I will have you know, I am NOT deprived!"
Set your watch.
"São chewy. Eu sou cego. Sim são."
..product placement

 

I got tired of all the high priced bills.
by Weirdoo, 3-25-06

 

Refill... the... drink!
by Weirdoo, 3-29-06

 

by Weirdoo
3-29-06
Say: "Job"
Job.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Heh. Heh.
Too dumb! It needs some fire.
Hey morris.

 

by Weirdoo
3-29-06
...
!!!
This is hell.
Hell has ambulances.

 

by Weirdoo
3-29-06
www.largebeasts.com
Thank you for coming to the bushes.
I didn't.
Oh.
Breath. Is. Bad? I guess. Well I got nails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

May I take your orders.
No i'm focused on the wall.
by Weirdoo, 3-29-06

 

by Weirdoo
3-30-06
I think we're in purgatory.
There's too many machines here.
Ahh yes.
Quite, stupid.

 

by Weirdoo
3-30-06
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Crab!
Red hat!
Obviously they are going to kill the continents
Good thing I killed that red hat guy.

 

by Weirdoo
3-30-06
Where is the rest?

 

by Weirdoo
5-03-06
Hmm... according to this...
I'm a dumbass
I see your logic.

 

by Weirdoo
5-03-06
My hand's a fish.
That must be useful.
It is.
I knew it was you!!1
You found me out.
Where'd you get the fish?

 

by Weirdoo
5-03-06
I do not believe in some holiday character.
You DONT???
No. It sounds like rubbish.
Well I'll show you one of my elfs!
Kill him.

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