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by Wiz
7-08-09
Im telling you! she wants to be married! I dont! being married is like signing your death date!
Alright look! what ?2005 right? im tired of you and your shit! just think back, back in 2005 I came back to visit, Umeryka said she just broke up with somebody right?!
Yeah.
So all you have to do is follow time, break it off! It's that easy shit!
You know what?! I've always handled my problems! you ran away from yours! even if you fix your life up it's still gonna be shit! so @#$% U!!!
And it's about time you said it! Im proud of you man!

 

by Wiz
7-08-09
Star 5ive, new episode...
Sir Captain, I have a message from terra, she deaply wants to marry you and see's a great future! shall you reply Sir Captain?
No! Being married ruins everything, I will travel from universe to galaxy sleeping with each race. Her's is not my type!
But perhaps I may, she makes me happy in ways no other can. We have in common so much, I just dont know....I will! I love her!
I can't runaway from this, she means to me more than the world, If any thing happend to her, I would search the stars finding her soul.
"Then Got her Sir Captain! Go!!!!"
So that's what! I've got go find Umeryka!

 

by Wiz
7-08-09
Star 5ive, new episode...
Sir Captain, I have a message from terra, she deaply wants to marry you and see's a great future! shall you reply Sir Captain?
No! Being married ruins everything, I will travel from universe to galaxy sleeping with each race. Her's is not my type!
But perhaps I may, she makes me happy in ways no other can. We have in common so much, I just dont know....I will! I love her!
I can't runaway from this, she means to me more than the world, If any thing happend to her, I would search the stars finding her soul.
"Then Got her Sir Captain! Go!!!!"
So that's what! I've got go find Umeryka!

 

by Wiz
7-09-09
Hey Lucky, Have you seen Jive man? He's been gone a really long time.
Im blazed right now so I cant tell you
You should get off the stuff man, I read in a magazine that it could damage your brain and stuff man! That's why I stopped....after the smoke cleared.
You know what? I remember something......
Well what was it man!?
...I dont know but I remember.

 

by Wiz
7-09-09
So what year are you going to? If your going to warn everyone about the time hole I think you should go back to 2013 to warn everyone then.
But then the space/time police will catch me because my duplicate is still there! It has to be 2015, I left 2014.
Guess this is it Jessa, I'll see you later then.
I'll be back soon dont worry..well it wont be soon for you, it'd be more like years.
Goodbye Lucky...
Goodbye?! Im going with you dont you remember? anyway it's gonna be a long trip so let me hump your leg.

 

by Wiz
7-09-09
Man what is you doin' back?!
I need a favor, your not gonna like it either.
Hell NO!!!! Im not about to do that shit are you crazy!? Who da fuck wants to re-hear your problems again?! I know fuckin' dont.
Just for a little while, besides I only talked to you 3 times.
3 times is enough dude!
Just do it man.

 

by Wiz
7-10-09
Gloop you know what, im glad I took that vacation. I needed to get away from the city-
Yo ain't that Ben? that nigga look different from when I first saw him.
He looks like......brand new!
Guess dat explains why the nigga gettin' out off a private jet......Oh shit that's his jet?!!
Whoa! His girlfirend is.....
DAMN!!!!!! How that nigga bag Beyonce from Jay!!!?!!!!

 

by Wiz
7-10-09
For those of you wondering what happened to Jive...He's probally dead.
Don't tell them that..im pretty sure whereever he is he's.....your right probally dead.
Don't ask me I dont know what happened to the nigga..ask him!
How can they ask me?! Im not even in this season! I come in season 3! Knowing Jive...he's dead.
Jive man is not dead man!!! I think he ran off lookin' for Umeryka but-
He's dead. end of story. It's 4 to 1 Sirinity, who're they gonna believe?! Really?!

 

by Wiz
7-10-09
I've totally lost my way!! I was in this spot 2 days ago! I just walked in a huge circle!
To correct you, you walked in a huge triangle, and I have to ask...your wearing shorts in Vegas?! It's hot out here!
Vegas?! Didn't know Ego city was that close.
It's not you Idiot! We abducted you 2 days ago! just to be clear, it's not 2005 anymore...it's 2015.
WTF!!!!???!!!??!!!!

 

by Wiz
7-10-09
Wow im actually starting to miss Jive..I wonder if that's normal for a married couple.
Eh...It's whatever and besides he's not here so you can have an affair..that's what all married cuples do.
Im not having sex with you.
Eh, I tried. Hey isn't that Jive right there...even worse he's in space suit, poor doofus.
Jive where the hell have you been!!??
Boy am I glad to see you! Man im hungry, but believe it or not im 3 years older than I was.

 

by Wiz
7-10-09
Can't breathe!!!!
Finally decided to put your cloths back on man?!
Hahah very funny! Ben! I mean Nigh! was swallowed by the space hole!
Holy Crap!
Yes folks he's gone! Will Ben ever come bak?! Will Jive remember his feelings for Umeryka? Will we ever hear Jive's 3 year story! If youw ant the A's, tune in next seasont to find out!
Peace you rats!
You do realize they're coming back next seson right?!

 

by Wiz
7-21-09
Well it started when I was abducted by these two aliens, then they probed me, then I couldn't remember who I was and bam! I was back here.
You were only gone for 3 days.
What the hell just happened?
Well were standing in the dark and every light in the city is out so im guessing, well I dont know..A Blackout.
Okay god you dont have to be...Wait! What year is it?! What year is it! I cant remember!
This is the part where I leave and go elsewhere. weirdo.

 

by Wiz
7-21-09
Hey, my name is Tyler. Nice to meet you guys, I've heard alot about you from Sirinity.
Yeah man! he's lived the worst life ever man! His pops killed his mom, and his sisters out in Africa man! That's just crazy man!
Oh...
Shit......
Wow...
Damn that nigga face mad fucked up, his eyes is huge as fat bicth at a all you could eat buffet.

 

by Wiz
7-22-09
Are you high? Because if your not then something's wrong with you. Nobody cares about the trees!
Well I do! Stop smoking branches & weed! your killing the enviornment!
She's weirding the fuck out of me! I swear if that's what it's like when your not blazed then I'll try my best to stay high!
Jive, you are sober.
Im not stupid I knew that.
Are you sure? Are you sure you not stupid?!

 

by Wiz
7-22-09
So your afraid of some girl that was obsessed with you like 8 years ago? I mean, she looks hot!
Haha! I wouldn't believe that even if you said she was getting undressed.
Holy crap she is! she's getting ready to feed the sting-ray. never knew they had one in this aquarium.
Your lying, your trying to get me to show my face.
Don't know what your missin' out on.
Huh, she does look-Holy crap she's swimming this way.

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