All comics by Wolfears2

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by Wolfears2
5-07-07
I miss someone...
Someone special in my life...
My toy nissan.

 

by Wolfears2
5-09-07
Why are you dressed as a lizard?
I failed my GCSEs.
How many marks did you get?
minus 21.
MINUS 21?!
It's not that bad, I only lost four for swearing!

 

by Wolfears2
5-09-07
Ah yes...
The ultimate soul feeding ground...
Drat!

 

by Wolfears2
5-10-07
I'm not sharing my legal documents with you!
Baa!
Each of these documents are carefully filed!
Bleat!
And they all contain nachos!
Gimme!

 

by Wolfears2
5-10-07
My suit is really cool. it beeps when i pee!
really?
*beep!*
Confirmed!
You're a disgrace.

 

by Wolfears2
5-10-07
Ever since you peed in your suit, everyone seems to like you.
Is it because i'm dashingly handsome?
neither.
Or because i'm amazingly sleek?
It's because the thickos down on earth think peeing is a major achievement.
*beeep!*

 

by Wolfears2
5-10-07
You've come to steal my nacho documents too!
Dude, I hate nachos.
Okay, what do you want?
Erm...
Can i have some nachos?

 

by Wolfears2
5-11-07
Welcome back on board.
*beeeeeeeeeeep!*
All right, you can stop peeing now.
*beeeeeeeeeeep!*
What have i told you about peeing?
nothing.

 

by Wolfears2
5-11-07
Grrrr...
Loading internet! 1%...
Two years later...
Erm...
21%...
the next day...
Yipee!
Welcome to online datesdirect!

 

How dare they lock me up!
by Wolfears2, 5-11-07

 

by Wolfears2
5-14-07
what are you doing in my house?
killing you.
You've killed me thirty-two times already.
So?
You IDIOT!
sowwy...

 

by Wolfears2
5-14-07
*Beep!*
*Beep!*
Yippee! you can pee in your suit as well!
YAY!
Did you hear? the other monkey learnt to pee in his suit too!
It's a miracle!

 

by Wolfears2
5-15-07
i rescued a kitty!
psshhhh...
Strange...
my back feels all damp...
oooooh...aaaaah...

 

by Wolfears2
6-05-07
*burn crackle burn*
My office has been overrun by a TALKING PUMPKIN!
I can't talk
then how can you tell me that?
*hic*
Drunken pumpkins? Am i going mad, world?

 

by Wolfears2
6-05-07
Boss? can i have a raise?
NO!
Please?
you'll get a raise when the sun falls down and the earth turns bright purple!
any idea when that might happen?
eejit. halfwit.

 

by Wolfears2
6-09-07
Left-tony blair. Right-george bush
Hello.
I have plans for the war at iraq!
*to the tune of "beautiful dreamer"
Hold on a minute
BLUBbery Blubber! Blub Blub Blub Blub!*
Speak slowly, and clearly
You have the mind of a chicken

 

by Wolfears2
6-09-07
good old watercooler chats, eh?
Yeah... Can't live without them...
come closer so i can SLAP YOU!
wtf?
I dunno. i copied it of youtube.
R-tard

 

by Wolfears2
6-09-07
A group of mad squirrels are suspected of murdering people by the watercooler!
I-
shut up
Don't i get any lines?
Oh yes... an unexpected cootie breakout was caused by this woman!

 

by Wolfears2
7-16-07
Clip clip clip!
Glow glow glow!
Clip clip clip!
Glow glow glow!
WE'RE DRUNK!
WE'RE DRUNK!

 

by Wolfears2
8-02-07
Magic conferences seem strange nowadays...
'Ello luv!
~deadly silence~

 

by Wolfears2
8-02-07
Magic conferences seem strange nowadays...
'Ello luv!
~deadly silence~

 

by Wolfears2
8-02-07
I'm singin' in the trash..
I'm spying on my neighbor!
Just singin' in the trash...
And he DOESN'T KNOW!
Why is that freak spying on me?
HEE HEE HEE!

 

by Wolfears2
8-19-07
I have been brewing a potion for the good of mankind.
What are the ingredients?
Rabbit guts.
anything *gulp* else?
Is it hot in here?
Nope. That's it.
Oh.

 

by Wolfears2
8-20-07
{pst} {free nachos!}
I'll just be going now.
To get my, erm... Friend.
Stick 'em up punk!

 

by Wolfears2
8-26-07
This is definitly the place.
666 Devil street.
let's get down to it boppers.

 

by Wolfears2
8-26-07
psst! I got things for sale.
By licence of legal door-to-door trading under section b2 you are required to inform me of your merchandise.
Toothbrushes.
Toothpaste as well?
No.
I'm calling the police.

 

by Wolfears2
8-26-07
The zombies are coming!
Quick! Grab the guns!
Got mine.
So have I.
Now what do we do?
Dunno.

 

by Wolfears2
8-26-07
It's on!
Totally.
Battle stations!
Take aim!
FIRE!
FIRE!

 

Who're yous'?
Hohoho... Green Giant!
by Wolfears2, 8-26-07

 

by Wolfears2
8-26-07
Welcome to geek class.
My nerd detector's got a signal!
Huh?
It's getting stronger...
Wha-?
I've got it! It's you!

 

by Wolfears2
8-27-07
This place doesn't suit my aura.
There's only one thing to do...
It's a start.

 

by Wolfears2
8-27-07
*Shh! act natural!*
ARRRRRGH! I'M IN MY PANTS!
THIS IS LIKE A BAD DREAM!
Freak.
Totally.

 

by Wolfears2
8-27-07
Do we really have to fight in the kitchen?
Indeed.
And you do realize i'm zeus, don't you?
Indeed.
Fair enough.

 

by Wolfears2
8-27-07
Welcome to evil club!
Dude, this is an arcade
The one that got shut down?
Because of faulty wiring? yes.
I thought the place was overrun by nerds, and the police came and arrested the pinball machine for being too nerdy.

 

by Wolfears2
8-27-07
The name's bond.
mailman bond.
In the toilet?
An' i'm here to kick some ass

 

by Wolfears2
8-27-07
Welcome to recycle land, this is all the paper you recycle in a year, blah blah blah, gerroutamaface
Cool!
This where your recycled cans go, makes 5000 bots a week, blah blah blah, gerroutamaface too
Double cool!
This where your garden waste goes, may i take your order, blah blah blah, gerroutamafaceaswell
Totally... UBER COOL!

 

by Wolfears2
8-27-07
I have great plans for this, erm... "white house"
Evil plans! MUA HA HA!
Dude, keep it down man, like totally.
Shut up partner in crime.

 

by Wolfears2
8-28-07
Hello freak.
I have a gun, you know.
Goodbye halfwit.
You have been warned.
Good choice.

 

by Wolfears2
8-28-07
Keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
If it moves, shoot it.
Eep!
Always keep you eyes and ears open...
Phew!

 

by Wolfears2
8-29-07
Ok, "employee", you have got 1 minute to clean this place!
C'mon kitty! let's got!
Nice one Melvin
This is way better! Eh kitty?

 

by Wolfears2
8-29-07
Ok, "employee", you have got 1 minute to clean this place!
C'mon kitty! let's got!
Nice one Melvin
This is way better! Eh kitty?

 

by Wolfears2
8-29-07
Ok, "employee", you have got 1 minute to clean this place!
C'mon kitty! let's got!
Nice one Melvin
This is way better! Eh kitty?

 

MUA-HA-HA!
No, please dracula! spare me!
by Wolfears2, 8-30-07

 

by Wolfears2
8-30-07
Can i have some cash? I'm skint.
No!
I'll give you my pants!
EEWWWW!
You sure?
Freak.

 

by Wolfears2
8-30-07
All right kitty, watch T.V. or something.
...
well that sucked.

 

by Wolfears2
10-02-07
Hey mark, i just got my lvl 72 woodcutting goal!
Loading... Runescape hi-scores
Really?
Wow, your attack lvl pwns, uber ownage dude.

 

by Wolfears2
10-17-07
I hate school.
All the lessons are boring.
And the teacher's fat.

 

by Wolfears2
12-15-07
What the hell are you doing in my toilet?
Giving you a flower.
Oh. Okay then.
~deadly silence~

 

by Wolfears2
12-15-07
Ho Ho Ho! And what do you want for christmas?
A games console.
Which games console?
Ane Xbox 360 elite with a headset and Xbox live gold free for the rest of my life.
Anything else?
Shut up, Billy red-hat, I am uber PWNING this N00B! Burial Dudez!

 

by Wolfears2
12-15-07
Explain why you brought me here grandad.
I'm tryin to get "down wiv da kidz!"
Well you're not very good at it.
Shut up, or no chocolate for a month!
Technically speaking, a human shaped dust-cloud lacks the ability to digest "chocolate"
Geek face.

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