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by Wooshi
11-18-03
Hey Satan, what brings you up here?
Well I have good news and bad news.
Well?
The good news is that you probably gonna be the new Grim Reaper. The bad news is you have to deal with the old guy.
Old guy?
Go to Hell, Fuck-nut.

 

by Wooshi
11-19-03
So, Bitch. You wanna take my place?
no.
Well all you have to do is beat me in a game.
Can I choose the game?
Sure, go ahead.
I choose the dead game. You sit there and pretend to be dead. If you move at all, you lose.

 

by Wooshi
11-19-03
This is gay.
YOU FUCKING LOSE, SPLOOGE HEAD!!!!!
oh shit.

 

by Wooshi
11-19-03
So we have a new reaper now, but he's a totally nympho. I'm afraid that killing all those people will effect him in a bad way.
Yeah. I think we should try to train him. But the problem with that is the rules of death will no longer be in effect while he is training.
Just leave the A/C on, and the lost souls will get stuck in the filter.
Wow, this meeting didn't take as long as I thought it would... so what do ya want to do?

 

by Wooshi
1-20-04
So, we decided. Your the new Grim Reaper.
really?
Yeah.
Well shit.

 

by Wooshi
1-20-04
I got some bad news Kitty. I'm kinda the Grim Reaper now, and now I have to go up into heaven and do some kind of training.
How is that bad news?
Well, it means that for about like 3 months i'm not going to be here to sex you up proper.
WHAT? NO! THIS IS BAD. Well, i'm sure I can find some way to go on.

 

by Wooshi
1-20-04
umm, what are you doing here?
God and Satan sent me to train you.
Dude, thats kinda fucked. I really hope your not going to hold the fact that your training me to do the job you were fired from against me.
Oh, trust me. I am.
Fuck.
So, Its time for push-up's. 500,000,000 to be exact.

 

by Wooshi
1-20-04
Wooshi is gone. I have to say that, I...I miss him.
Yeah, I know what you mean. This is kinda like when he died. Except he hasn't possed your body and had sex with a bunch of sailors.
Ummmmm
Boy, those were the days. I remember you couldn't even walk the next day.
You know what, I don't miss Wooshi at all.
Yeah, I don't either.

 

by Wooshi
1-20-04
Only 2,000 more miles to go.
What does all this running have to do with Reaping the souls of the dead?
Absolutly nothing.
Then why am I doing it?
I hate you and I want you to suffer.
Oh...okay.

 

by Wooshi
1-20-04
MUST HAVE SEX. WILL DO ANYTHING.
Anything but that.

 

by Wooshi
1-21-04
PLems cansd dotn havet?
Plasesn Marsk ioman tulip
Htens nkonmey teru makkaein sjenitk
Dodsos jusntls nakmen zorak
MESOI JSIGS NAHJI
Sorry about this comic.
I have peanut butter on my keyboard :(

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
hey we need some milk
really
are you going to go to the store
yeah later

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
I have to go to the office to pick something up. Wanna come with?
No, not really
Well make some dinner while im gone.
okay
alright, later.
bye.

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
You want to go next door and watch the college girls get drunk and make out?
You know it. Ill get the camera.
Lets get outta here
yeah
Later
How were we suppost to know that they had Dicks.
Well i got 20 bucks, and my mouth hurts.

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
do you ever wonder if there is anything out there, like maybe we are the only intelligent life in the universe.
Shaddup Faggot
wait, what?
YOUR GAY. GET OUT OF THIS STRIP.
Later
do you ever wonder if there is anything out there, like maybe we are the only intelligent life in the universe.
that is so deep.

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
Remind me why we go to the video game store everyweek.
Because
No, i really want a reason why. You never have any money to buy the games so all you do is stare and play the same demos over and over.
You, want to know why I go? I go because i hope that one day there will be a princess and i will have to save her. Then i will be famous and everyone will love me.
at the Video Game store?
Bingo

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
<---There is a computer over there
"I AGREE LOL"
reading I-mock again?
Yeah
Cool
Who the fuck is "Tonberry"?

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
What are you playing?
Double Dash, wanna play?
No, not really.
This is boring now.

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
I wonder how many times i can play Whip it before Sam says fuck?
Fuck
i didnt even start yet.

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
QUESTION
OTHER QUESTION
INSIDE JOKE
PUNCHLINE SET UP
PUNCHLINE
WITTY REMARK

 

by Wooshi
6-01-04
Whoa, why is it dark in here?
Is anyone home?
No
Then who is stabbing my feet.
Well its not Sam. I swear.

 

by Wooshi
6-02-04
Im tired, and there is a rerun of ATHF.
I'm going to bed.

 

by Wooshi
6-02-04
What are you doing to my Matrix room?
Downloading a program.
Crap
I WANT A BIG MAC COVERED IN MAYO. I LUB THAT MAYO. I SOMETIMES BATHE IN MAYO
The horror... the horror
THIS MUG IS FULL OF MY URINE

 

by Wooshi
6-02-04
hey, thanks for making bail.
Its okay. This world is like a video game. I just kill people and i get money.
Wait, where did you go?
I GOT SUCKED INTO YOUR ANUS
How long was I in that jail cell?

 

by Wooshi
6-03-04
Jesus, why does Comedy Central even try any...
SHADDUP

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