All comics by Xal

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Greetings, travellers! One time I took my Game Boy to a baseball game. I was so excited about where Mario's adventures would take him next, I didn't even see the game! I'll be running several comic series out of this little corner of the Information Superhighway.

JESUS ADVENTURES: An exciting tale about Jesus trying to get by in the modern world, with some help from his new pals.
LITTLE TYRONE: Documents the story of Little Tyrone, a kid who lives life in "the hood" with his "home-dogs", and he will "fuck you up" at the "drop of a hat", "yo"!

NOT BY ME: Little Tyrone Guest Strip 1 (not by me)

by Xal
8-13-03


	Hold it bitch! Whatchu be doin treadin on my turf, yo?


	Goddam, muthafukka! Im jes walkin' home from "work". Why dontchu mindja own business, muthafukka?


	Whaddayou mean "mind ma own business"? This is MY turf! Im gonna CUTchu!


	oh, HAYELL no!


	DANISHA: Im gonna claw your eyes out! TYRONE: This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

Jesus Adventures Episode 47

by Xal
8-14-03


	Hello, Man Artist! What are you doing?


	Working on my new book.


	It's called "SpongeBob Squarepants Goes to Rome". It's about a man trying to avenge his brother who was killed in a scandal with the Christian Mafia.


	I like it already!


	That means it's working!

Jesus Adventures Episode 48

by Xal
8-14-03


	jesus what r we doing here?


	Searching for the Lost City of Atlantis! I'll find it if it's the last thing I do!

14 years later...


	Success! I've found it!


	Ugluk! I didn't know you lived in Atlantis!


	Don't look at me!

Jesus Adventures Episode 49

by Xal
8-14-03


	Thanks for a wonderful time, Steve


	See you tomorrow!


	Monique! Who was that? How could you cheat one me?


	I'm not Monique. I'm Trixie.


	Trixie! How could you cheat on me?

Random Comic: I Hate YOU (points finger at you)

by Xal
8-14-03

When I first saw this scene, I thought not much of it. I saw a little girl having a good time with her neaderthal friend.


	Ugh ugh!

Until I started reading other comics here...


	Once that happened, he found out we were portrayed as two fucktards obsessed with sex! Xal's innocent view of the world was shattered!


	MUUUUUUURG!


	Way to go, jerks!

Jesus Adventures Episode 50: The 50th Episode

by Xal
8-14-03


	OMG \/\/075 436 133/\/\ <\|!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111ELEVEN


	I'm thinking.


	dsodfjerupweurpu893 53er


	I'm thinking of an animal.


	then i w0k3 up in j4i1z0rz


	Then I've risked all and lost!

Jesus Adventures Episode 51: Steve's Insidious Plot!

by Xal
8-14-03


	I just love Shinseiki!


	Bit! You suck as a pilot, so rely on Liger to win!

CRASH!


	Oh no! Someone has thrown nuclear waste through my window!


	It says "I have your friends. If you ever want to see them again, go through the Cave of Despair. Also, my name is Steve."

Jesus Adventures Episode 52: The Cave of Despair

by Xal
8-14-03

Seeing no alternative, Jesus has entered the Cave of Despair!


	It is very dark in here.


	Dark enough to KILL!

Later...


	It's a good thing I survived the Cave of Despair!

Jesus Adventures Episode 53: Jesus vs. Steve

by Xal
8-14-03


	Jesus! So you made it through the Cave of Despair!


	You fiend! You won't get away with this!


	This shall be your last battle, Jesus!


	This victoly strengthens the soul of Jesus!

Jesus Adventures Episode 54

by Xal
8-14-03


	I'm hip TV personality, Steve! I'm grooving it out to the funk in the void I've been banished to!


	And now I'm back! Jesus shall perish!


	Now I'm experiencing the thrill of all-new Void 2.0!

Jesus Adventures Episode 55

by Xal
8-15-03

Here we find Jesus, about to use the telephone.


	Hello, Jesus.


	Steve! You've returned!


	We shall have our final showdown on Little Tyrone's turf!


	Meet my demands!

Little Tyrone Episode 5 AND Jesus Adventures 56

by Xal
8-15-03


	Yo yo, Donnell! Word up in m'dictionary?


	I dunno whatch'll talkin bout, Tyrone!


	Hi, have you seen Steve?


	JESUS! We meet again! I'm gonna FUCK...U...UP!


	STEVE! We meet again! I'm gonna FUCK...U...UP!


	Things get mighty wily in the hood!

Little Tyrone Episode 6 AND Jesus Adventures Episode 57

by Xal
8-15-03


	Take a swing, bitch! Ya'll want some o' THIS shit chillin in ya' toilet?

SLAP!


	Howdaya like THEM vaginas?


	BUJAW! I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO HUMP WALLS!

Jesus Adventures Episode 58

by Xal
8-15-03


	Greetings, small child!


	Jesus, how are babies made!


	Like this!


	Oh no! What went wrong?

Jesus Adventures Episode 59

by Xal
8-15-03


	Horrible Man-Owl! A pleasure to finally meet you again!


	Yes, hello.


	You are my final hope at destroying Jesus! Can I leave this in your hands!


	But I do not have hands, but rather, wings!


	JOKES ARE FUN!

Jesus Adventures Episode 60: Jesus vs. Horrible Man-Owl

by Xal
8-15-03

The final showdown in commencing!

The final showdown in commencing!

And Jesus is left defeated in the ruins of the battleground.


	BLARG I AM DEFEAT!

Jesus Adventures Episode 61

by Xal
8-18-03

Jesus wallows in his own defeat!


	Hi, I'm Holiday Goblin!


	Want a present?


	Yes, please!


	It's a child's corpse!


	You're a funny one, Holiday Goblin!

Jesus Adventures Episode 62

by Xal
8-18-03


	Jesus, why are you sad?


	Because I was defeated in intense combat by Horrible Man-Owl.


	I would give you my present, but it's a bomb.


	That's too bad.


	Holiday Goblin, you have inspired me to propose a rematch!

Jesus Adventures Episode 63

by Xal
8-18-03


	I shall avenge Holiday Goblin!


	Jesus, you cannot win!

Later...


	Ambulences are always good to have in battle!


	I'll have to agree with you there!


	Perhaps TOO good!


	You've gone mad!

Jesus Adventures Episode 64: Jesus vs. Horrible Man-Owl II

by Xal
8-18-03


	The final battle is now!


	Yes!


	I've won!


	Oh no!


	I shall be back, Jesus! As the old saying goes "An owl can't be killed."

Jesus Adventures Episode 65

by Xal
8-18-03


	Hey! Check out my new trick!


	Ha ha ha! Pretty funny!


	Launching me to the sun is also funny!


	A sense of humor can go a long way!

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