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by _Mike_
1-12-03
so.. im assuming you like coffee.. alot
well sure I do, who doesnt?
ya it was the hair that kinda gave it away.. so why dont you have a body?
all the caffine i drink, i no longer need a body
ya know, that didnt really make much sense
ya, but who really cares ya know. im a disembodied head.

 

by _Mike_
1-12-03
I'm so depressed..
take some Zoloft. Side effects include upset stomach, trouble sleeping, diarrhea, dry mouth, sexual side effects, unusually sleepy, tremor, indegestion, increase sweating, and decreased appetite
why the hell would i trade my depression for all that shit?
so.. you wont feel depressed anymore?
fuck that. i feel better just knowing i dont have the side effects of that crappy medication.. thanks Clank! your a genius
i knew the sexual side effects would get ya..

 

by _Mike_
1-13-03
I wonder if i'll be a good dad when the time comes..
If you think you will.. you will
I hope i have a girl
ahh yes, little boys can be a handful and arent as cute
ya know, for a bit i didnt want to have kids.. didnt think it was fair to make them have to go through this hell we call life
well im glad you changed your mind. your offspring will be.. interesting

 

by _Mike_
1-13-03
I'm gonna start my kids out right. they gonna listen to cool music and have great personalitys. im gonna have the coolest kids in town
what if they think your a dork?
if they do.. they're fate will be sealed..
whats that supposed to mean?
Go to your room Clank!
you never let me have any fun!

 

by _Mike_
1-13-03
I think i may want to live somewhere like New York when i move out. i need some atmosphere ya know
You live in Vegas! how much more atmosphere do you want?!
Its all artificial! it looks good but its nothing but flashing lights. i want real intillectual atmosphere!
maybe if they would change the age limit for gambling and strip clubs i'd feel different..
touche' my friend

 

by _Mike_
1-13-03
Did you know that in one ejaculation, a male produces enough sperm to fertilize every girl in America twice?
No i didnt
wanna try it?
lets not and say we did

 

by _Mike_
1-13-03
Hows your coffee Holly?
It's not bad
Ya know, you are the perfect hight for.. *wink*
grrr..
Kidding! im just kidd.. wow nice view
take this!

 

by _Mike_
3-16-03
Hey mike! remember those old rap songs?!
yes i do Katie! what was that one..
i guess they cant.. i guess they wont..
I GUESS THEY FRONT!
I GUESS THEY FRONT!

 

by _Mike_
3-16-03
hmm.. mighty attractive bed there..
i think i'll sex it up..
You know the rest..

 

by _Mike_
3-17-03
hmm.. i made a comic of me making a comic..
very deep..
Fin

 

by _Mike_
3-18-03
so after we sell the kids to slavery...?
we.. make new ones on our island in hawaii we'll buy with the money we made off these ones
the scary thing is i dont see anything wrong with this sceme..
well you shouldnt. because its flawless!
To be continued by Katie..
THERE HAS TO BE A FLAW!
I put too much thought into this plan for you to over analyze it! its flawless damnit!

 

by _Mike_
3-18-03
well i heard him in here a min ago. i heard the bed squarkling
hmmm where could he be..
Logan! where are ya?
If only he knew i hid logan in the closet so he wouldnt hog the sex bed... mwahaha
..why are you looking at me like that...?
hee hee hee...

 

by _Mike_
3-19-03
*Bed creaks and squeeks*
*-CENSORED!-*
To be continued
ahhh.. wow
you said it.. guess we should let logan have his bed back....... for now! *tee hee*!

 

by _Mike_
6-18-03
so I'm walking through the graveyard at midnight on friday the 13th...
And this Zombie comes after me so i turn thustly and flee!
(-flee-)
unnggg
LIES!
...yes

 

by _Mike_
6-18-03
hey clank hows it... wait a min.. your not clank!
beep beep bzzz beep
you...
TO BE CONTINUED!
DIE FIEND!!! YARG!!

 

by _Mike_
6-18-03
ON OUR LAST COMIC!
you...
TO BE CONTINUED... AGAIN!
DIE FIEND!!! YARG!!

 

by _Mike_
6-18-03
Battle to the death begins!
beep beep! beep!
TAKE THIS! GAH! AND THIS!
and continues..
Error Error
EAT FLAMES!
and continues..
Fatal Error
EAT TNT BOMB!

 

by _Mike_
6-18-03
it is done..
...what the fuck was that about?
THE END!
not exactly sure..
i dont even know how to finish this damn strip.

 

by _Mike_
6-18-03
whats with all the super hero movies lately. its getting lame
-FORESHADOW-
superman, batman, X-men, spiderman, daredevil, the hulk. swear to god im gonna kill the next super hero i see..
DIE FOOL!
I'm only in it for the spandex i swear!

 

by _Mike_
6-18-03
whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
it only takes one nail to hang the picture! haha!
you do realize you are indeed.. Jesus... right?
come on it was a funny joke. does anybody like me yet?

 

by _Mike_
2-25-04
Hey Frank.. Still in the bra and pantys?
Don't judge me alright. I dont need your crap.
Oh no of course not, I'm not judging, I just thought you didnt like them is all.
You accusing me of being a crossdresser?!
No! I swear to god I would never do that!
You're just asking for an ass kicking now

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