All comics by abed21

 

by abed21
4-26-06
I then I murdered that wise crackin' no good nosy son of a fucker mouse
What? That's crazy, why would you kill a tiny mouse? You're no cat, you see what's wrong with that picture?
Why not? It's all for the milk baby.
See, ever since I quit the milk I've been noticing none of you make sense to me anymore. You're killing little mice, cat's hooking up the scientists with kitty whores
dude I want some kitty whores!!!!
I'm done with this place, there's no donkey on earth that fantasizes about kitty whores.

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Boy wait till I tell Mortimer we're gonna literally be swimming in so much pussy tonight, woo ha!!!
What up Fred, hey? I think you've been spending way too much time with those animals, me and the gang have been talking
Fine then, more kitty kitty pussy baby for me tonight, fuck you

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Sigh, ohhhh, the clouds they aren't a' shinin'
Uhhhh, boss. Listen we're fresh outta milk, I got word from dude that donkey's stashing some shit, shall I question him or would you'd liketa?
Insubordination!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAHH!!!!
Godammit I miss my little Mooby so fuckin' much!!!!

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Alright where are the kitties? Wait a minute you're not the same cat I talked to before
That's right bustah, now talk or I'll exterminate ya' where's all dat milk, youse promised
I'm getting worked over by the fuckin' cats!!!!
Hey, shhhhh, keep it down someone'll hear ya's
Listen if you don't get me that pussy, I swear to Christ I'll neuter your ass, how ya' like me now!!!!
The human's here ain't right in the head, yo

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Wow you say your girlfriend masturbates in front of a human head
Yeah and that's were we're getting all this milk you're seeing everywhere
hrrrffff, I'm gonna puke
Dude you don't drink your woman's milk, are you serious?
Why is that sexy?
It isn't but the Milk and Honey's love it!!!!

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Yeah I knew shit was fucked up when I woke up the next day next to a naked cow and I had a mad hangover
So what are you gonna do about it rabbit?
Why me?
You're fast, get in, get out
It seems a bit dangerous but I do want to find the source of that delicious milk

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Gee that sure was easy to get in
gah!
Holy shit this is like an easy video game or sumpthin'
Ok ok, don't hurt me you whascally wabbit. Whattya want from me, I'm just a head. You want a princess or sumpthin', no! No, you don't! I know what you want! You're not getting my Mooby!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by abed21
4-26-06
It's so weird that the rabbit flipped out, killed their leader and just got married to the cow
I know and I just told him to get some answers
You told the rabbit to kill the leader????
Not in those words exactly
Wanna get some milk?
You know what? I was just thinking the exact same thing

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Well, why can't I see the rabbit again?
sigh. I'm so tired of telling you cat, it's because he's alone with his new bride, dis dere honeymoon!
What the fuck has your life come to, I ask you? You're standing here announcing that a rabbit and a cow are fucking
wow you sure are a smart cat
Yo, where the milk stash at? Dogggg?
That's what I'm saying, yo!!!!

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Damn, Tab Soda sure has been in there a long time, my ass is getting hungry
Oh fuck!
Waitaminnit, I knew that double take was a good idea. You ain't sposed ta be back here, you!
Damn, yo can't a cool cat like me get a milk handout what what? Right?
I guess that makes sense a cat likes milk

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Yo, you my dog squirrel? Check dis stereo I dropped up on
That's mad fat pimped out, yo
For real, squirlie, awww hang on dude my bitch is calling me
What the fuck is it now??? Babe?
Rabbit. Um, do you actually love me or was that just pillow talk?

 

by abed21
4-26-06
I don't know I don't like the fact that now every 5:00 we have to hippa to the hoppin'
Yeah fuck that shit, I can't fucking hop worth a fuck
And I don't understand why the cat's are helping to distribute the milk, something's fishy about that.
Awww, you just sound crabby
Alright that was cute the first 10 times but not anymore
but that's my only bit

 

by abed21
4-26-06
When I get my hands on that no good backstabbing, ratbit, he jumped my bones more than one time, then he ate all my carrots
He owes me a good deal o' acorns for nailing all my broads
I wish I was smart so I couldn't just wanna fuck so much
You're fuckin' just fine, darlin'
Let me in cat, I know youse and we's got our matters and our principles but that rabbit stole pussy from me
I could use some pussy right about now

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Big Owl? How'd you get in here?
Let's just say I made a LEGAL transaction, ha ha!
How ya' like me now?
It's all good, now your all wet Owl

 

by abed21
4-26-06
I just can't trust you cats I don't know what it is
You sound totally racist, just because we cats like milk, you think what? That we're up to something?
What? I'm not fuckin' racist, godammit you cat's are all the same, it's all just a nice ride isn't it? Life's sooooo good, dig it? Man?
I don't understand what's the matter with you chicken? How much milk have you had today, you know I got the real shit right?
The Milk?!!!! It was never the scientists it was always the milk!!!
Being a chicken probably sucks, huh?

 

by abed21
4-26-06
yahhh, I'm the ghost of the head you killed
Why would a head have a ghost, wouldn't the ghost be just a head
You're right, I've heard so much about that sweet milk you've got, I had to stop by
Look at me maw, top of the world!!!!! I'm dealing with a ghost!!!!
Oh shit, you mean you don't know what us ghosts can do?
Haunt stuff?

 

by abed21
4-26-06
wow so now the rabbit that killed the head for the milk from the cow's soul has been taken by a real live ghost
Really? But I don't believe in ghosts.
Yo, that shit with the ghost in the rabbit is off the hizzook!!!!
I guess it doesn't matter anymore what I believe

 

by abed21
4-26-06
You know the plan right wolf, you look out while we start the breakout
I get it
Why should we leave though, that would mean no more milk
Would you just forget the milk, it's making all the animals nutty, plus now that a ghost is controlling a rabbit that's fucking a cow to give us all milk, enough's enough for me
Are you saying you want that cow all to yourself? Huh?

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Ha ha, nothing like a nice nightly stroll in my very own farmdom
Here, there's no one awake to see me, do you know what happens when the soul of a killed person takes over the body that kills it?
The rules are just like chess, I can be any piece on the board I choose and I choose me

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Dahhhh, I sure am happy da boss is back but there's one thing that's complicating me
only one?
How come he doesn't care about the milk no more
Think of what you're trying to understand that a floating head, who used to love a cow, now became a ghost that took over the soul of a murdering cow crazed rabbit
It's just good to just follow orders again
That, my friend is why you'll never get your own office

 

by abed21
4-26-06
And the ninth thing I want is some lighter fluid and the tenth......
I still don't understand why you need the boxer shorts, you don't have any legs
That's just it. No one will suspect it's me, bwoooohahhahh!
Damn, death really fucked you up didn't it?
I've been to the beyond and back, do not question my motives!!! Now get with the getting
Alright but I don't know if they still make pogo balls

 

by abed21
4-26-06
So I guess the big plan is to high tail it outta this farm once and for all
I ain't leavin'
Yeah neither am I
You see how easy it is to just accept fate
You're right fate, would never stab me in the back, it's been so good to me
Have you ever asked Fate to dance?

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Ahh, no one looking, I'm doing it, I'm actually leaving
Hey you, hey chicken, you can't just leave
Why sure I can
Alright gosh you don't got to get all mean at me, I was just asking, sheesh
Actually I need to run to get grandma the medicine
Oh geez, not your poor grandma, ahhhh, I'll pray for her till you return

 

by abed21
4-26-06
And then I thought it must be a trick, chickens got no grandmas
You are dumber than shit in a catbox
I'll tell you what I'll do, you'll get a raise for your fine work
Gee, you're a swell boss alright---
Morons!!! I'm surrounded by Morons!!!!!

 

by abed21
4-26-06
No chicken escapes from me, you hear me animals???
But I need to get out once in a while, to pick up ice
What, now a penguin is telling me what's what!!!!!!
Buddy, you run a farm, did you expect the tooth fairy to tell you
I....WANT....THAT...CHICKEN, ALIVE!!!!!!
This is the great mind that gave us that great milk?

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Boy and I thought the farm was crazy, this place is insane
Help me!!!! I can't breathe in this bacon suit!!!
What the fuck? A Bacon Man, Pig will never believe this in a million years
Sniff, you wouldn't help me if I was really suffocating, would you?
????
Buy New Improved Baco Bites for you dog!!!

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Gentleman, we have a crisis on our hands, ONE animal has escaped, I will not tolerate imperfection!!!!
Wow, I've never seen him that pissed, good thing the coyote was on watch that night
You let an animal let an animal escape??? Oh boss?
Yipe

 

by abed21
4-26-06
I'll be back, uhhhh, blahhhhh
Where did you say you were going again?
What is this ball and chain lip service?
Now that your back, I can't tell you how much I've missed jerking my teets for you
You fucked a goddamned rabbit you're no good cattle
But you were inside the rabbit when that happened!!!!!

 

by abed21
4-26-06
So the plan was to control all the milk supply in the farm, but now that the milk's useless where does that leave us?
Hey you think I need this abuse, I'm in the same woods as you
What are we stupid? We got all this fucking milk to ourselves!!!!!
Yeah but something's strange, before all this milk fiasco I would have agreed, now I suddenly want more power
Well that crazy head just left the farm, I think he took all the looney scientists with him, we can take over
Organize the cats, today we're the kings

 

by abed21
4-26-06
It's simple see, now that the ruler of this place is off on some wild goose chase, we the cows control the milk, therefore we control the farm
Yah, but I'm a sheep
You're a sheap and you also give milk
Well I'll be damned that part's never done that before
I'll gather the other cows and make the announcement

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Can you believe those cats, trying to take over the farm, ridiculous, dogs don't play that
Yeah no shit
So that's why we dogs got to stick together man, in these crazy times
even us wolves, I got no one else
You're not the prize pick of a peach but you'll do, wolf
Gee, you're a swell guy too

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Dahhh, no sign of him over there boss
Did I fucking say to look over there? Goddamn, why the fuck did I bring you guys with me?
Yeah but I just thought I'd double check that--
A renegade chicken's on the loose with information, my information and you want to double check???
Well If I'm checking here and Stevie's over there, who's checking the farm?
That's a good question, wow imbeciles can raise interesting points after all

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Alright true, you guys do have dibs on the milk. But we dogs are bigger than those scheming sheisty cats
Both of you guys are bullshit
You brought this milk!!!! You brought this curse upon us!!!
Whoa, you don't just bare your teeth to a bull
MMMff fffnnff
Have another bone and the milk ain't so bad now, is it?

 

by abed21
4-26-06
What's so fucking great about cows anyway?
Well for starters, you're talking to one
Sorry, sorry. It's just that, it's so hard to not hate you for all the trouble your kind caused on this farm with your damn milk
You know you don't have to drink it
That doesn't make it right now does it? I'll never let you forget this travesty!!!!

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Now I have you chicken, there I have you, get him boys, for pete's sake you know I have no arms
Dah, I ain't old enough ta get inside boss
Drat!!!! That runaway chicken is running away again!!!

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Something's wrong I normally wouldn't be saying this to a cat but I think the cows have been at it all along
You know being so curious as I am, I'm suprised I didn't figure that out
Give me a break you dairyaholic!!!
I know. I'm so weak for the white stuff
Let's call a truce and slaughter us some motherfucking cattle
Yeah I don't know why I didn't think of just killing the milk mansions and just taking the milk before

 

by abed21
4-26-06
That was a close one, I nearly got out of there alive
Oh fuck, are you here for revenge for the murder of your brethren?
You say, someone murdered who?
A giant chicken, dear god I'm rich
I need a place to crash pal
Yes, come this way, this isn't called Chicken King for nothing you know

 

by abed21
4-26-06
Hey I just realized something, that chicken's huge, which means somebody's gonna want him and kill for the prize
Why is a giant chicken the prize?
Boy, you just flat out don't get it, do you?
Well you know I'm trying to, I really am, but you're supposed to be dead and you think chickens is important, unless we're gonna eat him than I don't understand any of this
(anger)

 

by abed21
4-27-06
Well whatsa matter with you pal, you came from the old Windon place
Squawk
They're molesting you there, good god
Pain and Sorrow
Honey, I'm going out with a Blue Goose to another farm cause there's other animals there molesting him
Remorse, Guilt and Regret

 

by abed21
4-27-06
Yeah and another thing cow, how come you guys spend so much time out to pasture, what? Is the farm not good enough for ya's
We eat grass, plain and simple
I may smoke milk, but at least I don't eat grass
Fuck you cat!
Help! I pissed him off, back me up guys!!!

 

by abed21
4-27-06
You ever dressed a salad before?
Ummm, no. Why?
Look okay, you're gonna work for me selling my chicken, people will love my chicken more cause what could be more honest than a chicken selling himself
That makes no fucking sense
Just remember to let the kiddles pluck your feathers if they wanna

 

by abed21
4-27-06
Boy I've never seen a whole farm of animals fighting
All of this is for you, wow such a pretty blue bird
So Uncomfortable
Be a shame wouldn't it to uh....waste such a pretty view such as this
Gasp

 

by abed21
4-27-06
Can I help you?
Dah, give me a uh, chicken, roll, taquito, soup of nugget
Huh?
No, no, what he means is a Chicken Taquito soup with Essence of nugget, yes.
Wait, wait, it's all so clear to me yes, the answer is chicken...Why............ I see him everywhere, even taking our order. Boy I really need to get some food in me, hurry up with that order now

 

by abed21
4-27-06
Fuck you, I never liked the smell of your shit anyway
Fuck me? Fuck you, this war, son!
How is your guy's fighting coming along? Ours is doing okay
Yeah, we cool man we cool
That's all I wanted to know, wanted to make sure all the fighting is going smoothly that's all

 

by abed21
4-27-06
I fuckin' hate fast food, why do you let me insist on eating fast food? My face is looking so fat
Well maybe next time we could-
That chicken, that fuckin' chicken we're chasing just served us!!!!!!! We got fuckin' served!!!!!

 

by abed21
4-27-06
You can't run forever you know cow, I know you're fuckin' in there now come out or I'll ram it
Is that thinking I hear going on in there?
This is madness I didn't do anything to that goat
You know I don't really hate him, but the mob does so that means I have a switch that turns my kindness off instantly, it was the only way to not get raped in goat prison

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