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by agnt_M
11-04-02
What a weird dream.
That's it.
No more Green Tea before bed.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
You know how in horror movies, the main character always does something really stupid that puts them right in front of the monster, with their back turned?
Know what I'm talking about?
THAT'S MY DATING LIFE.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
I'm thinking of becoming a Nun.
Apparently, Nuns get a lot of tail.
Don't ask.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Time for a Hot-Tub.
Hey! No fags in the Hot Tub!
Oh. My mistake.
Damn straight.
So you're saying you want to rub my back?
Ok.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Ok. Now that he's gone... Time for a Hot-Tub.
Hot-Tubbing's no fun without a redhead.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Is it too much to ask for one slice of toast to be EVENLY TOASTED on BOTH SIDES, without BURNING?

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
I don't believe in the Apocolypse.
Not funny!

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
The Apocolypse will occour when human beings know everything there is to know about anything.
At this point, existance in its' current form becomes superfluous, and life as we know it will cease to exist, this being the very definition of an Apocolypse.
This is why I have no friends.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Great space, Infinite Nothingness.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
The only thing that bothers me about the Apocolypse?
No more redheads.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
You again?
We have attempted to make all women on your planet sane.
Any luck?

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Not really. The women of your planet destroyed our thought process analyzation algorythems. Your species has destroyed our understanding of physics.
Jeez.
And I thought *I* had trouble figuring them out...

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Hey. So your species uses faster-than-light travel to reach across the Galaxies?
No.
We 'hitch-hike.'

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
You HITCHHIKED your way to Earth?
Yes.
Jeez. Didn't you have anything better to do!?
You can't imagine the boredom having a unified physics theorm fosters.
Oh.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
So um. If women destroyed your unified physics theory, I guess you have some thinking to do.
Yes.
Listen. Can I use your phone?

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO PHONE HOME?
You're going to place an Inter-Galactic telephone call from my phone?
Yes.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Just how do you plan to make a cross-galaxy phonecall from my home phone?
1-800-Collect.
Science Fiction writers seem to have severely underestimated the intelligence of intergallactic starfaring species.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
1-800 Collect? You can't--Nevermind. The phone is in here.
Help.
What is it now?
Cannot dial rotory phone with claw appendages.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Ring Ring! Ring Ring!
Brrrring! Brrrrring Brrrrrring Brrrrrring!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
This phone is inferior! It lacks phonetic control!

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
WHAT'S--Nevermind.
I'll dial the number. I'm just NOT SURE you can place an Intergallactic phonecall FROM A ROTARY PHONE.
It's not Inter-Gallactic. I'm calling the 7-11 up the street.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Unknown phrase: "Freaking."
WHY ARE YOU CALLING 7-11.
7-11 is the linking station for Trans-Gallactic calls.
Is that why there's always someone outside talking to themselves?
No. The Trans-Gallactic calling station is located inside the 7-11.
Again, freaking out...

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Have you not noticed that the Slurpee machine at every 7-11 is inordinately sized?
Is that why the drink premix is always off?
No. That has more to do with sub-harmonic vibro-radiation.
Is there anything else at 7-11 I should know about?
Yes. The Cherry Slurpee.
Yeah. Those are great, huh?

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Any more email?
Your ex emailed agian.
What about?
About her mom. That, and she saw your comics.
SHE WHAT?
I told you not to read it.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
I only read the first paragraph. That's enough for me.
I'm really kind of scared.
Me too.
?
YOU'RE TALKING TO A COMPUTER.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
I feel like fucking Navidson sometimes.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Hey. I'm Joe.
agnt_M asked me to fill in for a while while he's on sabbatical.
I was like... Dude. What's a sabbatical?

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
So um.
. . .
You um. Have a lot of time on your hands?

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Oh my god...
REDHEAD! REDHEAD! REDHEAD!
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Is he still staring at me?

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
I wonder if she has a boyfriend.
I bet she has a boyfriend.
Yep. She probably has a boyfriend.
I need a boyfriend.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
It's too bad she has a boyfriend.
Um, excuse me?
?
You're saying that aloud.

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Saying... What--oh. Crap.
You're kinda cute.
. . .
But what do you know about me?

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
What do I know about you?
You're a size 3, probably a 34 B, you have hair like the sunsets in Rome, and you have freckles.
Um... I have to go...

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Hey.
I thought you had to go.
I do.
Are you coming, or what?

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
Huh?
Well...
Listen. I'm not going in the hot tub alone.
You uh... You... What?
It's cold! I'm not going in the hot tub alone when it's cold!

 

by agnt_M
11-04-02
agnt_M is actually much more attractive 'IRL.'
Uuuh... The Spectrum is boring. Wanna go to my house and watch a movie?
Blue Stick Figure Guy doesn't give an accurate impression of him.
Wait a minute here...
Well, you said you don't have your glasses so you can't really see the screen...
Anyway. Ignore that, and read the comic.
Ok.
Wellifyoudon'twantto, thenthat'sokI don'twanttopressureyouto... Uh... Ok.

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Blockbuster Video
So are we renting the X-Files movie, or Aliens?
You know... You look totally different now that we're out.
Heh... Um... Maybe it's the jacket.
Maybe...

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Still At Blockbuster Video
The X-Files series was sooo much better than the movie.
You actually like Sci-Fi? Really girl, you're freaking me out.
I'm not the one who came to class dressed as Mulder on Halloween.
What? I always dress like this.
I've never seen Aliens.
Definately renting Aliens.

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
This is such a slow movie.
It's a SCI-FI CLASSIC.
Why's it so dark in here?
What? Um... No reason.
You're touching my leg.
No I'm not.

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Ouch!
What happened?
Whoa.
I agree.
I can't see the screen
Why is your foot in my face?

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
I'm falling off the couch.
Shh!
This feature has been rated PG-13...
I'm gonna make it "R" in a second here if you don't stop talking.
I think it already is "R".
"NC-17"

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
I am so confused.
Good confused or bad confused?
Interesting first date confused.
Ok...
Good first date confused or bad first date confused?
Oh, knock it off.

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Hey Brian! How'd the first date go with what's-her-name?
Um...
>CoughCough
YOU'RE SUCH A PIG!
What?

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Good Morning Afterglow!
Interesting first date last night.
Yeah.
So I um... Have to drop something off for my dad... You want to go out after?
Yeah.
SCO--Uh, I mean, good.
You're a weird guy.

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Good Morning Afterglow!
Interesting first date last night.
Yeah.
So I um... Have to drop something off for my dad... You want to go out after?
Yeah.
SCO--Uh, I mean, good.
You're a weird guy.

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Crap.
What's wrong?
What day is it?
It's November Fifth.
I MISSED OCTOBERFEST AGAIN!
Just noticed?

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Hey.
That... Wasn't... Me.
Really? That wasn't you in the backseat of my car on Sunday?
I don't do that.
Huh...

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Listen... That wasn't me. It was like, it didn't happen in reality...
Well, I knew it was GOOD, but...
That's not what I meant. I'm not usually... That physical? And I don't want a physical relationship..
?
No kissing, no sex, and nothing that leads up to sex.
So basically...

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
So, basically...
. . .
You want me...
To be your GIRLFRIEND?
Um...

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
So um.
It was nice.
I have to go to class...

 

by agnt_M
11-05-02
Take care of yourself. *Smooch*
Thanks for the kiss on the cheek.
You're welcome.
So you're still coming to my production!
Yeah! . . . You Friggin' Crypto-Wench.

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