All comics by alkoholik

Profile

 

by alkoholik
2-27-04
hey, its a letter, saying its our 50th comic
whats that?
i have no idea
shit, pull the plug, pull the plug!

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
hello??
anyone there?
man, this is worse than realizing i had a vagina

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
korfeg, where were you?
oh....its you
of course its me, these comics star us?
comics?
i thought this was porn

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
so, where did you go, really?
oh, i actually went to arkansas
arkansas?
yeah
wait, thats what they call gaping anus these days, right?

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
i was reading about lewis and clark the other day
oh yeah, theyre very important to american history
yeah thats what i think
i also think your sister gave me the clap

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
you always talk about doing weird sexual things with my sister, but i dont have a sister
then whos that chick that's room is next to yours
thats my grandmother
...
....

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
i knew it!
you knew what?
remember in that issue of tiger beat magazine where they said hanson was boys, not girls
...ive been masterbating to boys for a very long time...

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
korfeg, get out of the trash can
but im flying a plane
you look like an ant from up here
oh wait, thats just your penis

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
wow
whats that
the punchline

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
bilal, do you like mmpmmhhm?
do i like what?
women
why yes, i do
haha, i really said big italian cock

 

by alkoholik
4-12-04
again with the hammering?
its the ancient chinese way to relieve stress
yeah, with tiny pins, not nails
okay, mr 'not even chinese'

 

by alkoholik
4-13-04
agh, im bummed
why so?
i have to have root canal surgery
whats that
thats where they fix your teeth
then why were you talking about your ass?

 

by alkoholik
4-13-04
whens your appointment
next tuesday
hhhm
i never thought prostitutes worked on tuesdays..

 

by alkoholik
4-13-04
next tuesday
so, howd the thing go
meh, it was alright, didnt hurt as bad as they say
they, huh
they also say you drink cat pee and like it

 

by alkoholik
4-25-04
chuck, what brings you here again?
cock boner testicles
oh really, thats interesting
tits anal sex dirty sanchez
are you serious? i havent seen them since high school, that brings back so many memories
blumpkin labia ovary......semen

 

by alkoholik
4-25-04
you know, your sister really needs to trim her garden
i never knew she had a garden
...because if i get pubes in my mouth one more time im killing her

 

by alkoholik
4-25-04
what happened to number 64?
what's number 64?
our comic, number 64 is missing
hhhm
haha remember when i convinced you that masterbating using hemmrhoid cream made your penis bigger?

 

by alkoholik
4-25-04
wait? that was hemrrhoid cream?
yup.
in the lotion bottle?
yup.
which is what caused my massive heart bypass surgery leading to months of painful existance
yup.

 

by alkoholik
4-25-04
hey, its fan mail
from who
areallystupidguy
areallystupidguy?
jinx, you owe me a blowjob

 

by alkoholik
4-25-04
man, i saw 40 days and 40 nights yesterday
really, was it good?
it was great! i never thought a movie about resisting masturbation could be so good
oh yeah
i saw it at about 3 in the morning though, everything's funny then.
is that how it works, because last night i couldnt stop giggling when your mom was blowing me

 

by alkoholik
5-10-04
....
hmm...
Well? what are you thinking about?
vaginas

 

by alkoholik
5-28-04
i heard something funny today
ah shit
what?
you know about the semen in your milkshake?
...
i mean i didnt put semen in your milkshake

 

by alkoholik
5-28-04
bilal im not sure if we can be friends anymore
why not
the TV box said your people are the infidels
and you have semen milkshake in your beard

 

by alkoholik
5-28-04
why would you think i was an infidel?
ive always believed what the TV tells me
i mean my penis is 3 to 3 and a half inches larger but my bust size hasnt increased at all...bastards

 

by alkoholik
5-28-04
bilal, i wanna get crunked
whered you learn that word?
i heard in on MTV the other day
i suppose you can get "crunked", i mean you are of age
yeah but im not sure if im doing it right because the leech on my dick really smarts

 

by alkoholik
6-17-04
bilal, have you ever had a girlfriend
well once, but id prefer not to talk about it
yeah id be embarassed too if i were fucking MY sister

 

by alkoholik
6-17-04
whats wrong?
i was just thinking
about what?
mung

 

by alkoholik
7-24-04
bilal, whats mung?
well..uh..its
well come on, were adults here
its...uh..comes from the stork
the stork huh, well that explains my bloody discharge, but not where babies come from

 

by alkoholik
7-24-04
i thought you wanted to know what mung was
yeah, babies
mung?
mung, babies, same thing

 

by alkoholik
7-24-04
...and thats how babies are made
wow, thats interesting
but i have one question
what does that have to do with mung?

 

by alkoholik
7-24-04
i thought you wanted to know where babies come from
if it has anything to do with mung, let me know
agh, i just explained where babies came from
oh, so babies and mung aren't the same thing?
whoops

 

by alkoholik
7-24-04
what does that mean
well, you know about your sister?
i dont have a sister
well
you don't anymore

 

by alkoholik
7-24-04
so what you're saying is you got my sister pregnant, killed her, and munged her?
i call it the miracle of birth
you are an ass
hey, at least im not the one making semen milkshakes
oh wait, nevermind, i am an ass

 

by alkoholik
7-25-04
What were you saying?
I knew you loved me! Come and give me a hug

 

by alkoholik
7-25-04
Were getting close to 100! Its exciting!
100 what?
I dont know.. i thought you did
how many times did i have sex with your sister?
What?!
Oh.. nevermind.. thats way over 100..

 

by alkoholik
7-25-04
Something seems wrong here...
What is it?
Dont i normally stand over there?
Well.. you do, but i cant seem to move
Does it have anything to do with your mom exploding?
...not funny.

 

by alkoholik
7-25-04
Where'd korfeg go?
Él salió tener cogida un can..
What does that mean?
Usted es un asno mudo
...
I like vaginas..

 

by alkoholik
8-03-04
bilal, did you see a little spanish speaking asian girl come through here
yeah, i did
when the police arrive, mention nothing of mung

 

by alkoholik
8-03-04
what happened to number 88?
robb's a fucker
the police never showed up
neither did your sister, thats why i had to shove this nail up my dickhole

 

by alkoholik
8-03-04
only a few more episodes until our hundreth
what?
episode 100
episode of what?
of us
well if its anything like gay porn, sign me up!

 

by alkoholik
8-03-04
you're gay?
ha, yeah, couldn't you tell
if you're gay, quit fucking my sister
well it isnt my fault that your sister has a penis

 

by alkoholik
10-17-04
hey bilal, ever wonder about the end of the world?
not really, why?
i dont know
i was just thinking about it while i was jacking off in your bed

 

by alkoholik
10-17-04
wow, thats such a huge bug! how ya doin little guy, you are so cute, yes you are!
why i could just pick you up and give you a big hug, yes i could
god, im lonely

 

by alkoholik
10-17-04
who were you talking to?
erhm...nobody, it was nobody
ooh, i used to have an imaginary friend once
but i cant come within 100 feet of him anymore

 

by alkoholik
10-17-04
i hate it when robb skips an episode
yeah, he can't count
the episode after is always so awkward
yeah it is
but its not as awkward when you wake up next to your grandma, now THAT is awkward

 

by alkoholik
10-17-04
hey bilal, we got a letter from Brad
who's Brad?
you know, that guy that owns stripcreator, he says we get an all-expense-paid vacation for our 100th comic
oh wow!!! this is so exciting! where to?!!?
haha oh man i love getting your hopes up

 

by alkoholik
6-20-05
What happened to Kuzin?
...
Wasnt he supposed to be doing these?
...
Well?
Pocket Vaginas make the world go round..

 

by alkoholik
6-20-05
Did you ever get Deja Vu?
What do you mean?
Like we've done the exact same thing before..
Still dont get you..
well?
This reminds me of the time I got the clap...

 

by alkoholik
6-20-05
What is it?
We've finally reached 100
Do we win a prize or something?
Well, Brad says congratulations and..
and?
so thats what happens when you poke holes in someone's condoms...

 

by alkoholik
6-21-05
what the hell?
fuck

Showing page 2.

« Previous