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by anniewulf
6-25-04
The lighthouse girls from Japanese movie "Battle Royale"
It was you! I know you tried to posion us all so you could run of with Nanahara, SLUT!
Thats a lie bizoch!
A Gun battle ensues, killing both combatants
We....we were so stupid...
No duh.....
And why is it one of my favorite movies....
There is something about Japanese school kids killing each other that makes me happy. Now for the next two hours I'm going to look for Kiriyama pictures on the internet.
Sometimes I wonder about you.

 

by anniewulf
7-07-04
OH my God! i got engaged in Florida!
Kyle got me a bracelet
Don't you want to hear about my engagement?
Kyle kissed me during spiderman, upsidedown like sipderman.
Christ its like talking to broken record.
Kyle kyle Kyle kyle Kyle

 

by anniewulf
7-08-04
Is she gone?
yeah, sigh, Annie's gone back home.
Good
Dude she's engaged to me...i mean....
CURSE YOU BITCH YOU TOOK MY MATT AWAY FOREVER, ODIN PLACE A CURE UPON HER!!!
Thats not appreciated.

 

by anniewulf
7-15-04
We were comming back home from a movie, when all of a sudden a huge storm struck.
Who was with you? Was everyone allright?
Branches fell onto the road as the wind and rain pounded the windowless car. Jon, Stu, and I just hoped we would make it out alive.
Oh My God! I bet that was horrible!
Man I haven't had that much fun in along time! The possibility of death makes everything fun!
You are freaking crazy....but thats why I love you.

 

by anniewulf
7-18-04
Bush adresses the Iraq issue
Everything is going to plan in Iraq.....
Hey the public isn't supossed to see this....someone call Fox News!!
Much better...As you can see Iraq is a peaceful and happy place thanks to us.

 

by anniewulf
7-19-04
chatting with Jon and Stu late at night makes for interesting convos
Its 4 in the morning....
What does one talk about this late?
FANDANGO!
Thats not even a word!
of course it is a word i looked it up on dictonary.com
Well thats it, how can you top Fandango?
Its not even a word damn you!

 

by anniewulf
7-21-04
We come from the land of the ice and snow, From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands, To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
You know you are not really a viking.
On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
Shut up man, you're ruining my theme song.
Aw man, I love this song, now you have tainted it!

 

by anniewulf
7-21-04
Playing a Demo of Soul calibur 2 at a store.
You beat me I can't understand it??
A girl! A girl beat me!? Oh my lif eis ruined, as we all know boys are born better at videogames.....
Listen son, i was playing videogames since you were a fetus!
..................

 

by anniewulf
7-23-04
Monkeys deserve more respect
We are tired of cowering to the wolves!
Have a banana.
mmmmmm naner
works every time

 

by anniewulf
7-23-04
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
and my spirit is crying for leaving
Damn I really miss Murray

 

by anniewulf
7-31-04
Don't let J name his Character
I am Half Orc Warrior Eskandar Morhaime
I'm Guy Burrito, Elven Rouge
Don't Mock the DM's NPC
Your Npc's name is Loreaine? AHAHA, and he's supossed to be a badass AHAHA
All of a sudden you are surrounded by 30 enemy paladins!
And don't be over an hour late!
Sorry I was over an hour late, I was to busy talking to Kyle to even remember about you losers.
J you now have permission to kill Sarah's character.

 

by anniewulf
7-31-04
Here we are live at the EVIL... I mean Democratic national convention
John Kerry, Uber Liberal pussy has just finished his speech and.....
THE BALLOONS WON'T DROP, OMG!! THE BALLOONS WON'T DROP, THIS MUST BE THE ACT OF TERRORIST!!!!!

 

by anniewulf
7-31-04
This is the end
Yes time has come into a stop between our 2 worlds
It was nice to know you oh traveler of both time and space
Hurry and drink your coffe before it gets cold
you know him here as seke
Anne I can't believe you are mocking me
Uh don't consider it mocking...uh...its a tribute!

 

by anniewulf
7-31-04
Matt's little brother, Micheal, gets Christianized
Matt I have to tell you, I am a born again Christian
Stay calm, its good for him if it gets him off the drugs...
I'm going to listen to Christian rock all day long!
Its a phase...Its just a phase...
The Future?
Bless you my brother.
Crap, maybe it wasn't a phase

 

by anniewulf
8-10-04
I just got my driver licence!
SWEET
This is so great
So where are we gonna go?
..........
............

 

by anniewulf
8-13-04
Introducing some dude who is named Matt, he is a friend of J's
Ok you are surounded by 3 Treants, what do you want to do?
I want to talk to them
And well he's also not very bright
What?
I am a Druid I have speak to animals spell
Dude its a giant tree!
LIES, ITS AN ANIMAL I TELL YOU!

 

by anniewulf
8-25-04
Back at Murray
Back at Murray, this is great!
I know is soooo good to be back!
Man Murray sucks!
So damn boring here.

 

by anniewulf
9-06-04
This is a summerized version of what actually transpired
Hey uh...did you by any chance see some...uh..brass knuckles laying around?
uh..yeah..
Here ya go...
Ok ..well for giving them back to me...here's some weed!
Hell yeah! You really are jesus in disguise!

 

by anniewulf
11-22-04
So Kyle I want to go to a dance with a friend of mine, since you are so far away. Is that ok?
AHHHH you betray me
............
I am breaking up with you, the stresses of my desk job in Iraq is too much.
.......
Go now, be free so you can never betray me again!

 

by anniewulf
12-07-04
Man Halo 2 is so much fun
Annie, i love you
I'm in a clan, and play on Xbox Live all day
Hey! I said I love you!
Yeah I love Halo 2
screw it

 

by anniewulf
12-08-04
The wonderful people of the new club I joined
Yeah Go SSJ
Yeah No war Peace Man
Students for Social Justice?
No one is paying attention to us.
Well lets insult members of our own club.
And yes, they do say shit behind people's back.
Yeah that Matt Martini is a lazy ass
yeah and that bitch girlfriend of his Annie, tells him what to do all the time.

 

by anniewulf
12-22-04
............
So Annie, i guess you are having sex now
..............
you are going to bring home babies and I will have to take care of them
run away, do not punch mom...
and that Matt what a naive young man, he'd be a horrible husband, so forgetful....

 

by anniewulf
12-22-04
Introducing Rodney
this party rocks, oh no the cops!
such a freshman
WOOOOOOT I'M A FRESHMAN AND I'M DRUNK!
Hey You're sooo HOT!

 

by anniewulf
1-12-05
Annie you are comming home on spring break, i made sure by asking the dentist to have your wisdom teeth pulled out during the break.
That's not cool, in fact thats a really mean thing to do. Can Matt come over for break then?
NO!
Why the hell not?
Because he doesn't know how to take care of you, and i have to feed him.
I want to punch mom, I am so not glad i am a buddhist right now.

 

by anniewulf
5-28-05
Annie's Novel is getting close to reaching its climax...
We will head westward into the mountains
From there we can confront the vampires, and hopefully destroy them
and then...
Do you wanna get some coffee?
Sure
Coffee???
MY WRITERS BLOCK!

 

by anniewulf
5-28-05
The last chapter in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
My Scar Burns AHHHHH
Voldermort must be close by! Be on guard Harry
Hey after we defeat him, ya wanna get some coffee?
sounds good to me
It appears J.K. Rowling suffered from writers block too.
Nah its just starbucks trying to gain control of the world again, I know I used to work for them.

 

by anniewulf
5-28-05
Tommy and Law and Order SVU
Ok Tommy, Where did uncle Ernie touch you?
..........................
Hey Tommy, Can you hear me? I asked where did uncle Ernie touch you?
See me, Feel me, touch me, heal me.
Alright, unless you are deaf, dumb, and blind, you better tell me. I need this case, so you better spill it!

 

by anniewulf
5-28-05
Annie surprizes Matt with her new purchase
BEHOLD, the greatest thing known to man!
You bought a bench?
Hellz yeah, isn't it great!
....

 

by anniewulf
6-09-05
Let's make a graphic novel!
Ok!
Hmm I have an idea!
The finished product
This is the lamest idea ever!
and how!

 

by anniewulf
6-15-05
Hi random traget employee
hello
would you like to hang out with me tomorrow?
Uhhhhh maybe?...
Great here is my phone number, e-mail address, and I will be installing this digital tracker into your skin.
.....

 

by anniewulf
6-24-05
The end of a hard day
I'm done with painting, and I only have 10 minutes before I go home. Time for a break.
Yeah...about that...We are holding you 4 hours over.
Overtime sucks
but...I...had..plans... and its over 100 degrees in there!
It would be in your best interest to stay the overtime. Remember the company is your life, with out it you measly worker would die!
...
besides your soul belongs to me and this alluminum smelter! Be pround you are grease for the gears of big business, slave.

 

by anniewulf
7-17-05
The aftermath of reading Half Blood Prince
I can't believe it....
I am tramatized by a book
Dammit Matt, call me!

 

by anniewulf
12-11-05
Henceforth the guy in the blue is Blake
You know what my favorite font is?
Do you know what my favorite novel is?
...
...
Maybe we should just drink!
Its the binding force of College friendship!

 

by anniewulf
12-11-05
A recent Creation Scientist speaker who graced Murray with his informative lecture
Evolutiion Is EVIL!
It is a lie from SATAN himself! Now I shouldn't judge, but if you believe in it you are going strait to hell!
ok he didn't turn into a chicken, but that would have ben awesome!
Even top Scientists believe the world was created in six literal days

 

by anniewulf
12-13-05
Blake searches for Jesus after seeing "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe"
I finally found Jesus....
What is it my son?
Its nothing...just...uh..well...
I was expecting a lion
...

 

by anniewulf
12-13-05
Behold, I am the terrible bacon monster of Wnslow Dining hall!
I feel the gas and stomach cramps allready
My work here is done!
I think I'm gonna die!

 

by anniewulf
12-13-05
Matt goes to the dentist
Ok Mr. Martini, your root canal went just fine, you just won't be able to talk normally for a couple of hours.
phats a releef
there was a minor problem of your friends in the waiting room...
aht did phey do ow?
...one time I had this gay dentist...you know what, maybe we should get a dime bag!
Hell yeah! Uhh... why are these people looking at us?

 

by anniewulf
12-18-05
Turning 21 at home....
Happy birthday Annie!
Can I drink now?
...really sucks!
NO!

 

by anniewulf
1-08-06
Mikey is tired of his "bad" treatment at home.
What are you doing?
I'm running away! Chase after me!
No
Ok...well I'm leaving...forever!
You're back, and after 2 minutes alone in the big bad world.
Shut up Matt

 

by anniewulf
2-07-06
So what do yu want to do when we get back to the room?
Listen to the Talking Heads!
....
Oh or we can rent Stop Making Sense, or maybe True Stories!
MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!
David Byrne is my new hero!

 

by anniewulf
4-02-06
After seeing V for Vendetta
That was an awesome movie!
It was ok...
What? It was great!
I just hate how movies allways portray a violent revolution, instead of a nonviolent one.
Do you have any idea how boring that would be.
Lies! its would be a great movie... maybe with no explosions but it would still be great!

 

by anniewulf
4-02-06
Grrrrrr I am an agent of the evil totalitarian regime.
I will fight you through my words and general goodwill towards all of humanity!
SHIT!
Restricting the human rights of people is wrong. We all need to love humanity and embrace our differences.
And that is why movies are not made about fictional nonviolent revolutions
I am defeated, your nonviolent revolution has changed my mind, I embrace you as a brother!
Hoorah

 

by anniewulf
7-24-06
Spencer and Jon
Why does jay hate me Jon? Is it because I understand love?
sigh
Being in love with the woman of your dreams for 2 month is the biggest milestone of ones life!
I just think Jay is envious of my hardcore armorsmith skillz, or he's gayly stalking me.
Why don't you stop talking, ever?

 

by anniewulf
7-24-06
You ever gonna get to work on that graphic novel?
I'm working on it, I'm working on it!
GNAR! I am a werewolf!
You did that in 5 seconds!
I didn't say how long I was working on it.

 

by anniewulf
6-11-07
Well Annie you are going to be a high school English teacher once you finish college. Aren't you excited?
Meanwhile in anyhighschool U.S.A.
That book was gay!
Sooooooo gay!
no

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