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by argh
2-25-04
Hey lady, have you seen my dolly?
What? You think it's my job to look fo help little retarded fathead cripples find their dolls? I haven't seen your stupid little doll, you retard!
Hey lady, stop being mean to me
What the fuck you little bitch! You want me to fucken kill you?
Hey officer, that's the mean lady that pushed me into the street
Oh shit.

 

by argh
2-25-04
If you don't like the fact that lilfuckface doesn't like jews, don't read her fucking comics. That's a pretty simple idea.
Ok. I'm done.
I'm a freaky little psycho!

 

by argh
2-25-04
Did you know that god doesn't exist?
yes.
how can a man just randomly pop up out of nowhere and create everything and have magical powers?
That's impossible
It might seem like I don't know what I'm talking about, but seriously, do ou really believe that some guy popped up out of nowhere and created everything in the world with his magical powers?
We were created by little organisms that turned into bigger organisms and then eventually turned into humans
wowie. that makes more sense than god...

 

by argh
2-26-04
I am the freakiest creature you've ever seen.
No you're not
What? That's impossible
Look, I'll show you the freakiest creature I've ever seen
Omg! That's some freaky shit
You know you love me.

 

by argh
2-26-04
Alright! I'm gonna kill you bitch!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I could kill you, but I could let you go...
Hello? Oh shit. I think I scared her to death.

 

by argh
2-27-04
He is so gross!
Durr... Look at me! I'm a idiot who is hairy and smelly and obese and annoying and gross!
You are so gross! You immature loser!
and he's not funny either!
My name is anthony mendola and i'm so funny!
NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU ARE MORBIDLY OBESE!
And he's like, "Oh look at me, I'm so cool because I told mr. roach to shutup!"
Blah Blah hey kyle arndt, let's refuse to type when mr. roach tells us to! It'll be so funny!
I'm gonna fucken kill you

 

by argh
2-27-04
Hey
hey
...
...
I never know what to talk about... because I'm boring...
uh...
...

 

by argh
3-01-04
guess what?
what?
I'm actually happy today!
Why the fuck would I care! You suck!
Oh great. Now I'm not happy anymore
Good. I hate you.

 

by argh
3-03-04
Welcome to microsoft word
whatever
I'll help you with your document
I don't need help. Do you think I'm an idiot?
No. I just wanted to help you with your document
I love you.

 

by argh
3-03-04
Ouch
why did you do that?
jesus told me to
no he didn't. jesus loves you.
that's why he made you special

 

by argh
3-03-04
it just erased my comic with this stupid pop-up about fefe dobson or something
fefe dobson shall die a slow and very agonizing death for this
mwah ha ha!
i'm tired. goodnight.
done done finish! (you'll never figure out my secret code!)

 

by argh
3-04-04
I can't believe you could betray me! I'm going to have to stab you to death!
I told you I didn't do anything wrong!
Or maybe I'll just hammer these nails into your head
Shit. I missed.
dumbass

 

by argh
3-07-04
Schfifty five!
What you say?
My IQ is schfifty five!
I can't hear you!
Schfifity Schfifity five!
My girlfriends age is schfifty five!
What you say?

 

by argh
3-08-04
I live in a coffee shop and snap my fingers and say poetry and play the bongos because I'm a stereotype!
And I have come from Mars to abduct you and dissect you because I'm a stereotype!
And omg I'm an annoying little girl that asks too many questions!
And people think I'm dumb because my hair is blonde!
And I'm a killer that kills people, but I have a soft sensitive side too!
And I am a gangster that deals drugs to 12 year olds and I kill people every day!

 

by argh
3-10-04
This computer is a piece of shit
And the mouse hardly works
How wonderful

 

by argh
3-10-04
Hmmm...
Little did he know that a man named Bob Smith would attack him with a fork.
Blah Blah Blah cocksucker bitch ass shit motherfucker haha I'm so cool because I swear every other second
Little did he know that Andrea would punch him in the face because he's a dumbass
I feel happy today. I shall go dance a happy dance now.
Little did she know that someone would come ruin her day and her happiness by being rude to her.

 

by argh
3-10-04
Dude who the hell keeps leaving mean comments on lilfuckface's comics?
I don't know, but it's pretty fucking random.
If you don't like her or her comics, don't fucking read them or leave comments like that
That sounds reasonable.
People who go to people's websites and comics just to make fun of them and try to start shit are pretty god damn stupid.
Just let me rip your eyes out. Please.

 

by argh
3-10-04
Hey
I'M ON MY CELL PHONE! DO YOU MIND! SHEESH!
I'm outta here
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah...
Hey.
I'M ON THE COMPUTER! DO YOU MIND! SHEESH!

 

by argh
3-10-04
I am scared.
On Saturday night, I went out to the car, and I saw a mysterious figure by my neighbor's yard, and I know it wasn't my neighbor.
Then just a few minutes ago, I had my window open which leads to the backyard which has woods surrounding it.
And I heard somone walking around in the leaves. It didn't sound like an animal.
That's pretty freaky.
I'm such a wimp.

 

by argh
3-10-04
^_^
\m/(o_o)\m/
\m/(^_^)\m/
(0_0)
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
oh my god i'm freaked out.

 

by argh
3-16-04
When my friends are depressed, I listen to them complain about their problems and I try to help them.
When I'm depressed, no one cares.
That's why I just keep my feelings to myself.
grr.

 

by argh
3-16-04
wHat IF i TyPeD lIkE ThIS aLL THe tIMe?
I would kill myself.
I hate when people type like that.

 

by argh
3-16-04
*evil laughter*
It's kinda dark in here...
Mwuah ha ha!

 

by argh
3-21-04
Yo wassup?
No.
What?
No.
Am I stupid?
Yes.

 

by argh
3-21-04
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Happy happy happy!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

 

by argh
3-21-04
Whoa
Whoa
I don't like when I'm confused. It confuses me.
I don't like when people play mean jokes on me. It's mean.
I have so much stuff to do.
I don't care.

 

by argh
3-22-04
Hey look, a Burger King commercial.
Here at Burger King, we don't care if you get morbidly obese...
Mmmmm.... yum. MUST BUY BURGERS! MUST BUY BURGERS!
BUY OUR FOOD BUY OUR FOOD BUY OUR FOOD BUY OUR FOOD
Ahhh!! Don't look! They're warping your mind with evil cheeseburgers!
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM

 

by argh
3-22-04
NEED BURGER KING FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD
May I help you... get fat?
I NEED A #1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 AND 10! BIGGIE SIZE!
hehe... Okey dokey
BURGER KING BURGER KING FOOD FOOD FOOD *gets into fetal position on the floor and rocks back and forth* FOOD FOOD

 

by argh
3-22-04
HEHE...
*eating*
MWAH HA HA! I WIN!! YOU DIE!!
*choking*
WHOA YOU SPAZ
I told you to never watch Burger King commercials... why doesn't anyone listen to me? Is it because I'm asian/native american? Huh, you racists?! SEE WHAT YOU GET??!!! SEE?!!!
*dying*

 

by argh
3-27-04
These are the little kids singing in the song!
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
Hey teacher! Leave them kids alone!
no dark sarcasm in the classroom
teacher leave them kids alone!

 

by argh
3-28-04
Blah Blah Blah
Holy crap an alien
I'm a robot
You most certainly are
I love you.
I'm outta here

 

by argh
3-28-04
Buzz buzz
Moo moo
I'm going to kill you mmmmmmmmmkay?
mkay.
Guess what? A cowboy is going to kill me!
But I was going to!

 

by argh
3-28-04
omg stfu
omg jk lol
o lol rotfl
lol wtf?
omg lmao!
idk.
brb.

 

by argh
3-29-04
What's up?
What did you say?
I said what's up
Oh. I thought you said there was a chipmunk in that tree over there and it was going to attack at dawn.
What the fuck?
i don't know. I give up.

 

by argh
3-29-04
Guess what
What?
Oh shit I forget.
Oh.
This show was brought to you by the letter F.
I love the letter F.

 

by argh
3-29-04
Amber and I, skateboarding by the white house (it's just a house by her house that's white)
Dum du dum...
blah blah blah...
ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
The dog named Jethro came and ate Amber because we were screaming
Holy shit a dog!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! It's gonna eat you!!! RUN!!

 

by argh
3-30-04
I am a cucumber I am a cucumber
I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles
I like dairy farms I like recess
haha
I like picnics, and eating pork and beans
I like tinfoil and bowties...

 

by argh
3-30-04
And cardboard too!
What?
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, BITCH!
GEEZ! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPAZ!
You just hate me because I'm black!
Yes. I do.

 

by argh
3-30-04
woah crap i'm listening to cky and i'm not capitalizing anything, byotch!
woah that's some crazy shiznit
Woah now I'm listening to fefe dobson and I'm killing myself
you better kill yourself
I'M GOING TO EAT YOU RAR RAR RAR!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!! OH SHIT I HAVE NO LEGS! OH SHIT!!

 

by argh
3-30-04
Oh my god! This letter says that my friends and family are dead!
How could this happen to me? What have I done to deserve this?
I'll just throw myself in the trash because I'm a worthless piece of shit!
Wait, no. I've got a better idea.
Well here goes. I'll just stab my brain and die so I won't have to endure this aching pain in my heart.
eck. *dies*

 

by argh
3-30-04
I l0ve avri1. 5he's my id01.
I kn0w. 5he's s0 hardc0re punk rawk!
It's s0 c00l h0w 5he u5es number5 in5+ead of 1e++er5. Y0u can'+ even under5+and her!
I hear+ sk8r bois.
By the way, these kids are 8.
1et'5 g0 ge+ drunk 0ff 0ur a55e5 and run ar0und f1a5ing pe0p1e! +ha+'5 wha+ avri1 d0e5!
I can'+ righ+ n0w. I have +0 g0 +0 H0+ +0pic and buy s0me wri5+band5 to make me m0re punk!

 

by argh
4-01-04
made you look.

 

by argh
4-01-04
hey
hey

 

by argh
4-01-04
Hello. I'm selling magazines and crap for school. Do you want to buy something?
WHO DA HELL IZ U?

 

by argh
4-01-04
E... e is fer pants
B is for balls
A is for ass
Z isn't really an important letter, but we like it anyways
PUT YOUR SOX ON MAMA NOW!
Obey the cow god!

 

by argh
4-01-04
hello.
we are from Evil Incorporated
we wanted to know if you would like to buy any of our evil products
Like this super chainsaw with machine gun attachments
Mwah ha ha! not really... this comic is pointless
or this grenade set. they are easy and effective
so... will that be cash or check?

 

by argh
4-01-04
That flying head is my mom
GET THE FUCK UP! NOW! GET UP NOW! GET UP GET UP GET UP!!!!!!
oh shut the fuck up you stupid bitch
BLAH BLAH BLAH HURRY UP HURRY UP ARE YOU GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL?!!! HURRY UP YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE BUS!! HURRY UP!!!!!!
*sarcasm* NO MOM, I'M NOT GETTING READY, I'M JUST SITTING ON MY ASS DOING NOTHING!!!!!!
That extremely old bitch spaz is mrs. kocon
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'M A HORRIFYING WASTE OF LIFE!!!! blah blah blah blah...
Blah blah you are boring and your face is a rotting peach...

 

by argh
4-01-04
ding fries are done?
yes.
go die
ok
no really, i meant it
i said ok

 

by argh
4-01-04
at school
hahaha talk talk talk why don't you talk just say hi say hi talk talk you never talk
get the fuck away from me you fucken idiot dumbass cunt asshole bastard. i'm gonna fucking kill you.
my brother always threatens to kill me because i turn off the tv when he's watching it or something stupid, but when i tell him to go ahead and try to kill me, he doesn't do anything because he
blah blah i'm gonna kill you because i'm an asshole pig who doesn't care about anything except for stupid things like myself
here's a knife. go ahead and try you little ass monkey
is a little wuss and he knows i could kick his ass so bad his cousin jeff could feel it
blah blah i'm gonna make fun of every single flaw you have because i think i'm perfect and that just because i'm popular means that i can be a total asshole!
get the fuck away from me. you don't know how close i am to fucken breaking your nose you whore. you know you're no better than me.

 

by argh
4-01-04
My 100th comic.
That's pretty cool.
it's my party i can cry if i want to cry if i want to cry if i want to you would cry to if it happened to you

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