All comics by awessendorf

 

Ok I found a good alternative health website. What do you want me to look up?
Find an article for me that recommends the Big Mac, Fries, and Coca-Cola Diet.
by awessendorf, 6-17-11

 

Okay, so explain to me one more time how I'm supposed to know the difference between "good cholesterol" and bad "cholesterol."
It's easy. Bad cholesterol has the evil laugh!
by awessendorf, 6-24-11

 

Okay, so explain to me ONE more time how I'm supposed to know the difference between "good cholesterol" and "bad cholesterol."
It's easy! "Bad cholesterol" has the evil laugh.
by awessendorf, 6-24-11

 

This program is being brought to you today by pills. Big red pills, pretty little blue pills, vibrant purple pills, and calming yellow pills. Ask your doctor if pills are right for you today.
by awessendorf, 7-01-11

 

Oh and please don't slice the pizza. My doctor told me I should limit myself to just one piece.
by awessendorf, 7-12-11

 

I got your tests back and the bottom line is you're just going to have to do more walking.
by awessendorf, 7-20-11

 

Let's see. My doctor says I should be eating more oily fish so give me your super-sized deep-fried seafood platter.
by awessendorf, 7-26-11

 

Let's see. Well, my doctor's been saying I should eat more oily fish so give me the super-sized deep-fried seafood platter.
by awessendorf, 7-26-11

 

Well my doctor has been telling me I need to eat more oily fish for my heart health so give me the super-sized deep-fried seafood platter.
by awessendorf, 7-26-11

 

I'm telling you the truth Ralph. I WOULD share my snack with you, but it contains an ingredient that causes cancer in lab animals.
by awessendorf, 8-02-11

 

What exactly are IN those hormones they're feeding us?
by awessendorf, 8-10-11

 

We have your test results back Mr. Dracula and your blood sugar is just way to high. You're going to have to cut back on diabetics.
by awessendorf, 8-17-11

 

But Joe with the enonomy tanking aren't you concerned about your retirement plans?
No, I figured it all out. I'm going to take up smoking, drink a case of sodas a day, and eat only junkfood and my retirement money will easily last for the rest of my life.
by awessendorf, 8-25-11

 

This just in...the government has banned laughter until they can complete studies to determine if it really IS the best medicine.
by awessendorf, 8-30-11

 

Mr. Smith we got the test results back and you're suffering from a deficiency of prescriptions. But the good news is I can fix that.
by awessendorf, 9-07-11

 

So I say to him "Hey buddy who do you think you're calling a wrinkled old lady?! I'm not wrinkled I'm just relaxed fit!"
by awessendorf, 9-14-11

 

Oh I'm totally on a low carb diet too Ted. Whenver I feel low I eat carbs.
by awessendorf, 9-20-11

 

So it turns out that I'm gluten intolerant and I'm going to have to give up eating vegetarians.
by awessendorf, 9-27-11

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